The Twelfth! Kiana Twelvy, The Hangout Pal. (A Model Girlfailure)

Let me tell you a story.
A story about a place far from home.
A place where I would be at peace without anyone following me, including Delphy. It's my paradise, and I was so happy I found this place. Geniunely.

Well, it did not last for long.

You see, I think you guys remember that I loved reading. I still am, and I was at the local library that day when suddenly...

"Utama?"
"Kiana?"

We met inside the library, which was apparently also her resting place.
Okay, okay, let's rewind a little bit.

This is the story of when I met Kiana Tewlvy. This was in between my quest to get closer to Sabrina. She was one of the girls who asked me, "Are you trying to find Delphy?"

She was just your average girl doing her own thing, but then caught in my problem.

"So, wait, wait, wait. Let me get this straight. Delphy fell for you, but your heart said otherwise?"
"Uhh, yes?"
"What a loser! You have beauty, but look in the other direction. Such an imbecile!"

That was a rough first impression, not gonna lie. But then, Owari happened.

"I heard you got more women on your back. What kind of womanizer are you?"
"Look, we don't even know each other. Why do you care?"
"Of course, I care! This is my dream university. You want to ruin its good reputation with your diabolical move? Such a whore shit show!"
"Stop with that cursing!"
"Then stop making up with more girls!"

Then the rumor of Elfy started to spread, too.

She looked at me in disgust, "You..."
I quickly cut her short, "No, I don't have a wife, and I'm still a virgin. Sorry to disappoint." Deja vu worked hard in this one.

That was how I got to know Kiana. Now, let us go back to the present where we met inside the local library.

"You're into books?" That was such a weird start to a conversation, while we were literally inside a library, but I humored her.

"Yes? Why should you care about it?"
"... I just shocked you are into books. Not just any books, a novel?!"
"It's my hobby. It's been that way since high school. Now, it's my turn to ask. Why are you here? I never knew someone would be in a library inside a mall."
"I could ask you the same question."
"I only know this library. I came from Bekasi, and I haven't been to many places here in Yogyakarta."

We had about three minutes of conversation, which finally brought us to our last conversation.

"I... I want to read too."
"... And why should I care?"
"I don't know many people here. Could I... sit next to you?"

After she sat down, she threw one of the most diabolical questions I ever heard.

"Are you really a womanizer?"

Let me ask you guys, how am I supposed to know?

"Excuse me?"
"I just learnt who you are."
"By learn, did you mean..."
"You have seven girls following you back at your home... right?"

My worst nightmare came true. I was so proud at the beginning of my university life that no one recognised me, but then Kiana researched me. I couldn't deny so I just answered honestly.

"... Yeah. Something like that. I..."
"No, I need to know. Are you really a womanizer?"
"Lady, I am completely unaware of my rizz. I don't know if I am a womanizer. Why do you care so much about that? Is it because of the school thing you talked about earlier this week? Well then, I'm sorry, I..."
"My last boyfriend was an abuser. He was also a womanizer."

Oh, shit. I was in a minefield. How am I going to get out of this?

"You... want me to be your ears?" I was shaking inside. I never been in this kind of situation before, and I certainly didn't know how I could help.

"Just one question, then we can read our book and not think about it."
"Okay."
"Am I doing great as a model child?"

... What?

"What?"
"I have been dating that guy for almost two years, and he left me. After that, I tried to get back at him by becoming the top student at our campus to make him feel bad for abandoning me."
"Okay."
"He didn't respond. He even already had another girl, as far as I could see from his social media. So, I want to know. How are you handling many girls? Are they happy with you?"

She was on the right track, but I was lost in the sauce here. Why would I be a great guru for this kind of stuff? Why couldn't she talk about it with her parents or close friends? Why me?

"You're not an abuser, are you?"
"No, I just treat my gi... I mean them equally. They're kind to me, so I always give them back equally with my attention."
"May I join?"
"... What? I'm sorry."
"I always want to be with a guy that love many women. I want to be in the middle of that."

Oh hell nah! This girl was crazy, too? What is it with me encountering these crazy as bitchies. I'm the most average human on earth, and this happened to me? Could I just be in peace... FOR ONCE??!!

"I..."
"Please!"

Oh, for the love of GOD, please don't use that kind of face on me!

"We will be dating here. Just be secret about it. We could..."

I grabbed her hands and looked into her eyes, "Look, Kiana. We barely know each other, and I don't really know why you do this to yourself. I thought you said that our campus doesn't need someone like me."
"Campus! Not in public like this."
"No... That's not the point. What I mean is, could you please consider it thoroughly? This is your life we're talking about. You want to waste it with a womanizer like me?"

Her eyes sparkled. I repeat, her eyes sparkled. She was under the hypnosis of my nonexistence charm. How? HOW???!!!!!

"You're sparkling. You didn't listen to me, did you?"
"Okay. I... I'll consider first."
"Good. Eh, we'll meet again next week here. I hope you find a better solution, and please, don't be unwise. Think twice."
"Alright. Thanks for the advice."

Then one week passed.

"I threw away all my top ranking. I want to be in the middle of your shenanigans now!"
"WHHAAAAT?"

Yeah, what could I say? That was something alright. I never thought a model student would be a girlfailure. This was a wild one to catch. She was on top of her league, but decided to throw all that away, just to be with me. Wild. SO FUCKING WILD.