The Eleventh! Elfidess Sebratazz, The Room Invader. (The Hyper Kid)

Let me tell you a story.
A story out of this world that you would rather live with your parents than live alone in a boarding home.

Listen to this!
The boarding house in my place wasn't all great. On the other side of the spectrum, there was a room where it felt like it would collapse at any minute. And that's when the story begins. A young girl of my age is staying there, and her room just fell apart for no reason.

"Hey... Eh, I know this request is all of a sudden, but could I crash in for a night or week? The house owner said the room that I was in would be fixed, but I couldn't afford another boarding house in this area."

I couldn't say no to a cute girl with such faith, could I?

"Yeah, sure, but I'm a male and..."
"Don't worry. I'll sleep on the couch."
"No, no. I would love to help you, but..."
"Oh, you mean the other neighbour? Nah, I would rather sleep with someone within my age range. Even she is a woman."

What kind of sick individual wants to crash in with someone her age, male/female, but not their gender?

"You do realize that..."
"That sounded weird? Yeah, buddy. Think twice. I would rather get pregnant with a person who is not a confirmed pedo."

... I wish I had never heard that.

"So, could I crash in?"
"Fine! Sleep on the couch. Don't you dare sleepwalk into my bed."
"I'm not that desperate. Relax!"

So, this weird relationship began. I would have shared my bathroom, kitchen, and bedroom. Sounded weird, I know. I'm a male, and she's a female. It sounded like we were a married couple, and it didn't sit well with me.

"It's been three days, and I didn't even catch your name. Sorry for crashing in."

Yeah, that's also not cool.

"My name is... Elfy. Yeah. Just call me Elfy. That's fine."
"Uta. Utama Karakata."
"Main Character?"
"Yes."
"Nice name."
"Thanks, Elfy."

Our days would go on like normal until one day, a visit from a certain someone.

"Oh, you brought a friend from campus? What's her name?"

Delphy's jaw dropped to the floor in disbelief, and her soul might not be with us right now.

"Her name is Delpatani Uruha. She's my college seatmate. She wanted to study together."

After that introduction, Delphy dragged me out of the room and asked me a very strange question that made me shiver, "You have laid someone before me? You have a wife???!!!"

No, you didn't hear that wrong. She did say that.

"What? No! She was my neighbour. Her room was broken, and I heard tomorrow she would go back to her room."
"And what? That's not a good excuse to be crashing into your room. What a sick individual to crash into a male room, then a female room?"

My same question.

"Don't really want to say it. Ask her."

I think Elfy heard that, and she went out and answered it, "I would rather get pregnant with someone my age than a person who confirmed a pedo."

Damn, I thought she would never say that in front of someone other than me. I assumed wrong.

"HHUUUUUWAAAAAAT?"

Yup, expected reaction from Delphy.

"Okay, I didn't expect you to say it out loud to another person like this, Elfy. Could you..." I got cut by Delphy.
"Did you just call her by her nickname?"
"She asked me to."

I saw Elfy's face smiling, enjoying this interaction. She embraced her right arm around Delphy and said, "Don't worry, girl. I won't take your boy. I would rather get laid by a more handsome guy than him."
"Sorry?"
"No offence. You look great, just not my type."
"... I'll pretend I never heard that."
"Why?"
"You teased me these past four days. Of course, I would thought you are..."

Shut your damn mouth, Uta! Why did you even talk? Seriously!

"Four... days... FOUR DAYS!"

Delphy's face turned red, like it was about to explode from anger. But instead of crashing out, she grabbed her stuff and left.

"Well, that visit was short-lived. Hope she could study without you. Lol"

Did she just spell out L O L?

"Elfy, we should get a separate room now, I can't take you..."
"It's tomorrow, relax! I will get my stuff and be in my room."

The next day on campus, the news was already spreading, and it was way worse than I thought. They talk about me like I was already a dad or something along those lines. Remember Dono? Yeah, even he heard about it.

"You..."
I cut him short, "No, I don't have a wife, and I'm still a virgin. Get your mind out of the gutter."

I hate that his expression changed. I thought he would be glad I was not in a relationship of some sort. No, he was actually disappointed.

"The fuck, dude? You rooting for me to get laid?"
"We're nineteen, Uta. You don't need to be ashamed."
"You..."
"Look, buddy. I even got progress. Remember, Elly?"
"What about her?"
"Yeah, I asked her out, and she said yes."
"Wow, congratulat..."
"We had sex that night."

I was not expecting someone at the top of his high school to be this degenerate. I thought he was innocent. I mean, he looked very pure to me. Didn't know what went wrong.

"That was unexpected. You forced her? Or..."
"We went naturally. You had four girls, and you haven't even lost your virginity? That's absurd." Let me correct that, I have eleven. Not four.
"Yeah, I asked that myself."
"Keep up your game, dude."

When I got back, Elfy was already in front of my room with her belongings. She was still rechecking everything, "Ok, that should be all of them."

Let me be real here, is it me, or should a girl have so many needs that she needs more than one bag? I mean, Elfy got three bags just to move from her room to my room. That was absurdly many. Especially for a boarding house.

"You're done packing everything up?"
"I think?"
"Okay, I'll put my stuff first, then I'll help you out."
"Wow, such a gentleman."
"Yeah, you're welcome."

I dropped my bag on my couch and quickly went outside again to help Elfy.

"Elfidess Sebratazz"
"What?"
"That's my full name. You can use it whenever you want."
"Why would I...?"
"Oh, and I left my number on your laptop, as well as my picture."
"... I'm sorry, what?"

After that, I was stunned, and she went out with her three bags, leaving me standing there for a solid minute. When I get back to my senses, I quickly log into my computer and see her number that she put in a sticky note app. Scanning through all of my folders, I didn't find any of her pictures. I was in relief.

I added her number and texted her, "Oi, what the fuck do you mean by your picture on my computer?"
Instead of an answer, I get a folder link, "C:\Users\Utama\00010110".

I clicked it in, and I was bombarded with her pictures.
"THE FUUUUUCCK...????"

After that, she made a voice message that said, "Enjoy your meal, master."

This hyperactive kid was really getting on my nerves. Sure, it was fun for one or two jokes, but this was beyond the average. She really needed to stop this. I couldn't stand her, for real.