Chapter 35:
I’m Too OP, So I Decided to Troll My Loli Master Instead of Saving the World
Moon Orchid City.
Lynn rubbed his chin, looking at the soldiers and citizens on the city walls who were tearfully worshipping the empty sky.
"This should be fine. Luckily, I have that Cat's blessing, so I transferred all the karmic traces onto him. Even if the Gods notice something odd, they'll just go trouble that stupid lion..."
"Still, I'm a bit rusty. My control over the Laws isn't perfect yet. Dealing with actual Gods right now would be a hassle..."
Lynn muttered to himself.
But just then. He sensed something. He turned his head sharply. His gaze pierced through thousands of meters of distance.
It landed on the Sword Puppet and Vivian, who were sneaking away like thieves trying to escape a crime scene.
Instantly. Vivian’s eyes widened. Cold sweat poured down her back. Oh... oh no! We've been spotted!!
Lynn tilted his head and took a bite of an apple. Crunch.
Eh? Two people weren't affected by my memory wipe? Interesting.
Logically speaking... Aside from beings stronger than me, the only ones immune to my influence would be...
In that split second. Vivian’s vision blurred. Zoom. The young man appeared directly in front of her.
Vivian: (ΩДΩ) "MAMMA MIA!!"
"DO NOT TOUCH MY MASTER'S DESCENDANT!!" The Sword Puppet roared. He drew his rusty blade and slashed at Lynn with blinding speed.
Clang——
The Sword Puppet watched in shock. The young man simply extended two fingers. Pinch. He caught the blade effortlessly. No matter how much force the Puppet applied, the blade wouldn't budge a millimeter.
Lynn smirked.
[ Inner Voice ] [ Indeed. It's the puppet I left behind back then... ]
Snap. A crisp sound. Under the Puppet's dazed gaze, the blade snapped in half with a gentle twist of Lynn's fingers.
Before the Puppet could react... Thwack. Lynn flicked his wrist. The broken half of the blade pierced through the Puppet's chest.
The Puppet's mechanical pupils contracted. His mouth opened, shock flashing in his eyes. The blade didn't hit his core. Instead, it pierced his chassis and pressed the [Hard Reset] button inside his energy drive.
But he felt it clearly... The mana signature injected into his body was... That familiar aura... that unforgettable presence...
In that instant, he heard that teasing voice again, echoing from a thousand years ago.
"Time to change your parts, silly boy. Your body is as brittle as a cracker..."
In that moment, his ancient mana heart trembled violently.
It's him! It's really him! He's alive!
He desperately wanted to call out that title... The title he hadn't spoken in a millennium...
Whirrrr—— The Sword Puppet froze. All energy rerouted to his core. [ System Reboot Initiated. Standby Mode. ]
"Grandpa Sword Puppet!!" Vivian screamed. She tried to rush forward. But an invisible force locked her in place.
Next second. A hand like a steel clamp grabbed her by the scruff of her neck and lifted her into the air. Vivian glared at him with fury and fear. "Y-You monster! You killed Grandpa Puppet!"
Lynn took another bite of his apple. "Lack of maintenance. Just rebooting him. Don't panic."
He tilted his head, scanning the girl dangling in his grip.
[ Inner Voice ] [ So... ]
[ Inner Voice ] [ This girl, who looks incredibly stupid at first glance... ]
[ Inner Voice ] [ Is my great-great-great-great-great...-granddaughter?! ]
[ Inner Voice ] [ Although the bloodline is so thin it's almost negligible, there is definitely a trace of connection. ]
"She really doesn't look like me at all..." Lynn sighed, his gaze becoming strange.
Memories from thousands of years ago flooded his mind. Back when he first transmigrated to this world. That was the beginning of the Violet Family.
He remembered vaguely... Back then. He was a pure, innocent, and handsome young man.
Like most brain-dead Isekai protagonists, he dreamed of being a Dragon Slayer. It sounded so hot-blooded! So heroic!
So, after grinding some levels, he joined an adventure party. Target: A powerful Blue Dragon. Plan: Slay it. Become legends.
Result: He was captured by the Blue Dragon (who had polymorphed into a Blue-Haired Onee-san). Without suspense.
"Hehehe. Puny human who wants to slay me! I'll give you two choices. Die, or be my little brother obediently! Choose one!"
"Hmm. If I want to blend into human society, I need a family... Family... Hmm... How about I promote you from Little Brother to Husband?!"
"Give up! Give up! Take off your clothes obediently! Your reproductive rights have been monopolized by this Dragon Lady!"
"Ehh?! You're this innocent?! Hehehe! Can't be helped! Just be a good Sugar Baby! From now on, you are my Minion/Spouse! You can't escape! Hahahaha burp!"
Lynn shuddered. That dark history replayed in his brain like a trauma reel.
Yes! His precious virginity was taken by a Blue Dragon Onee-san!!
(〃′皿`)q
Sure, her human form was a super cute blue-haired girl... but she was still a Dragon! Other protagonists struggle for years to get a harem. I got Sugar Momma'd by an Evil Dragon right at the start! It's humiliating!
(╬ ̄皿 ̄)
Soft Rice (Living off a woman)... I ate it reluctantly! Very reluctantly!
But regardless, having a Dragon Wife became a fait accompli. O(╥﹏╥)o
And children... well, that was inevitable. She was so beautiful... (T_T) And her stamina was infinite... It was hard not to get drained dry every night...
Naturally, Lynn didn't advertise that his wife was a Dragon. So very few people knew that the Violet Family descendants all carried Dragon Blood.
Sadly... His not-so-gentle Blue-Haired Wife only lived with him for less than two thousand years. She died in a catastrophe, killed by the Gods.
The reason? She ascended to Demigod status.
Lynn took a deep breath. He spent years searching for a way to resurrect her. He traveled to the Abyss. He dove into the Endless Sea. Except for the Upper Realm where the Gods lived, he went everywhere. During that time, he became reckless, tyrannical, cruel, and dark.
It wasn't until he also became a Demigod... That he learned the truth. A Demigod who dies with a partial Divinity cannot be resurrected.
But even so, he used forbidden means to fish out the last trace of her fading soul imprint from the River of Souls.
He remembered her last words, spoken with a mischievous smile.
"Stay young forever, Lynn."
He kept that sentence in his heart. Never forgetting.
Lynn took a deep breath and shook his head, pulling himself out of the memory. She was gone. She couldn't come back.
But perhaps, in the endless flow of time... Would a similar flower bloom again?
"Actually, I'm not sure myself..." Lynn muttered softly.
Abandoned
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