Chapter 43: The Shape Has Been Fixed for Hundreds of Years

For a young girl who had just awakened to romance, having a powerful, handsome Male God suddenly appear and save the city she swore to protect... It was lethally attractive!

Vivian blushed. She quickly opened the heavy tome left by her father. The title was embossed in gold: 《 The Violet Monarch's Book of Quotes & Wisdom 》

She flipped to Page 21: Relationships. The first sentence read:

[ A girl of the Violet Family must have the courage to strike first. If you meet a boy you like, knock him out with a hammer, carry him home, and seal the deal. ] [ But remember! The man must have looks as high as mine, strength as powerful as mine, and a sincere heart! ]

[ In short: Use your Dad as the standard for choosing a mate, and you won't go wrong. ] [ —— The Great Violet Monarch's Family Precepts. ]

Vivian hugged the book to her chest, covering her burning face. This family precept was written by the Ancestor for his daughter back then. It was regarded as a classic by later generations.

In fact, her own father was brought home by her mother after she knocked him out with a mallet.

"Ancestor's words are truly the golden rule!" Vivian murmured shyly.

Just then, a maid knocked on the door. "Her Highness Vivian, the banquet is about to start. It's time to change!"

Vivian snapped out of her lewd daydream. (If given more time, she would have probably imagined their grandchildren).

"Coming! Coming!"

Vivian jumped up and rushed to her wardrobe. Although her mind was full of thoughts and regrets (about letting him go), she didn't forget her duty. She was the acting ruler of Moon Orchid City. She had guests to greet.

Soon. Vivian changed into her noble gown. In front of the large mirror, a slender and charming noble lady appeared.

"Time to go!" Vivian smiled playfully. She was about to leave.

But she paused. She stared at her chest. Then she rushed back to the wardrobe, grabbed handfuls of cotton, and stuffed them frantically into her bodice.

"Eek... can't... can't stuff anymore. No! Must be full..."

"Ah... suffocating..."

[ The Banquet ]

Evening fell. After a brief rest in the guest room, Nanako curiously led her disciple into the Great Hall, following Arnold.

Creeaaaak. The heavy doors opened.

"So fancy! Is this the extravagant life of nobles?" Nanako’s sapphire eyes widened. She looked left and right excitedly. Gentlemen and ladies chatted in pairs. Massive crystal chandeliers hung from the ceiling. The air was filled with the melodious sound of violins.

Arnold stroked his beard and smiled. "Deacon Nanako, most of the guests here are Moon Orchid's celebrities and nobles. Although you don't see them during war, they are always present at banquets."

Nanako tilted her head. "So, a bunch of Rice Buckets (useless people)?"

Arnold choked. Cough. "Um... let's be euphemistic. Nobles. They are nobles."

Nanako grabbed a chicken leg from a passing tray and chewed vigorously. She wasn't impressed by the word "Noble." She felt ashamed to be in the same room as these people.

"Disciple!" Nanako closed her eyes. "Don't you have any thoughts on this?"

"..."

"..."

No response. Nanako turned her head sharply, twin-tails swishing. Behind her... was empty air.

"Where did he go?!" Nanako’s eyes widened. She scanned the hall like a hawk.

Then she saw him. In the middle of the crowd. Lynn, dressed in a sharp suit (where did he get that?), holding a glass of red wine, was smiling and chatting with several beautiful noble ladies who were surrounding him.

"It hasn't even been two minutes!" "He blended in instantly!" Nanako wanted to scream.

"Brother Lynn, is what you said true?" A naive noble lady asked with adoration. "You defeated a mountain-sized beast with one hand, charged into the Abyss, and bullied a Demon Lord?"

Lynn smirked, taking a sip of wine. "Correct. Back in the day, I became an Earth Knight at five, graduated as a Magister at ten, bullied dragons at fifteen, and by eighteen I was worth millions..."

"So... So amazing!" The noble ladies had stars in their eyes. (?ω?)

Lynn smiled charmingly. "Of course, if you want to have a deeper exchange... to discuss life ideals and great philosophy... I am also available..."

WHAM.

Noble Ladies: !!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノ

Under the stunned gaze of the ladies... A tsundere Loli carrying a staff over her shoulder dragged the dizzy Lynn away by the collar. Drag... drag... drag...

Really! If I don't pay attention for one second, he blends into the background and disappears! Dog Disciple! Aren't you afraid your beloved Master might get hit on by strangers?! Detestable! Hmph!

[ The Main Event ]

Just then, the music stopped. A loud voice announced: "Her Highness Vivian has arrived!"

Instantly. All eyes turned to the rear entrance.

"Her Highness is coming?! How exciting!" "Did you hear? We repelled the demons because of Her Highness's pious faith!" "Yes! Yes! I heard the Gods sent the Great Sacred Lion Lord to save us!" "Even a family of 'God-Slayers' receives divine protection. Truly, Gods love the world!"

Under everyone's gaze. The doors opened slowly.

A girl in a long noble gown, smiling elegantly, walked in surrounded by servants. Behind her was an old man wearing a half-mask, with white hair draped over his shoulders. The Sword Puppet.

"Greetings, Your Highness!" The crowd bowed, eyes full of awe and envy.

"No need for formalities." Vivian smiled. Supported by the old man, she sat gently on the throne, exuding noble elegance.

But actually... I can hardly breathe... My chest is so tight... I really shouldn't have stuffed so much cotton!!

In the distance. Lynn sat on a chair, using a toothpick to feed a cherry to his Master. But he looked confused.

[ Inner Voice ] [ Is that Vivian? My great-great-great-granddaughter? ]

[ Inner Voice ] [ Something is wrong! Why did her chest suddenly become so big? ] [ She was definitely a Super Airstrip comparable to the Loli Master earlier... ]

Pop. A vein burst on Nanako’s forehead. "╬"

[ Inner Voice ] [ Is there some special cultivation method for growth? ]

Lynn glanced at his Master's chest.

[ Inner Voice ] [ Hahahaha! I'm overthinking it. Even if there was a method, the Blue-Haired Loli definitely couldn't use it! ]

[ Inner Voice ] [ After all, that girl is a growing Loli. She still has potential. ] [ But Master is a True Centennial Loli. Her shape has been Fixed for hundreds of years! It's physically impossible for her to grow anymore! Hahahaha! ]

[ Inner Voice ] [ But maybe I can secretly buy some balloons for Master one day. At least make it look presentable? Hahaha burp—— ]

[ Inner Voice ] [ Don't be inferior! Don't be inferior! ~(???)? ]

"..."

Abandoned

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