Chapter 44:

Chapter 44: Please, Ancestor! Enchant My Hammer with Stun +100!

I’m Too OP, So I Decided to Troll My Loli Master Instead of Saving the World


CHOMP.

Without a word, Nanako bit the back of Lynn’s hand.

Lynn sucked in a breath of cold air. He looked at his Loli Master with a pained expression.

"Master, why did you bite me again? I was sitting here obediently feeding you cherries! I didn't say anything!"

Nanako closed her eyes. Her small fist clenched tight.Pop. A vein bulged on her fist. "╬"

"Nothing. I just suddenly felt that Disciple's meat looked delicious, so I couldn't help but take a bite. It was an instinctual reaction, so Nanako is not responsible!"

Lynn nodded, his expression gentle and pious. "En, en. Master can bite anytime she wants. Disciple doesn't feel pain!"

[ Inner Voice ][ Wow. This Dog Loli is getting worse! (艹皿艹) ][ To come up with such a weird excuse! And force me to say such hypocritical things! ]

[ Inner Voice ][ No! Spanking must be put on the agenda! Five thousand times! No, ten thousand times! ][ I'm laying my cards on the table! I'm revealing my true intentions! (╬ ̄皿 ̄)=○#( ̄#)3 ̄)]

Nanako hugged her chest, maintaining her arrogant tsundere expression. But she subtly and swiftly moved a safe distance away from her Dog Disciple, just in case he actually decided to spank her.

Her ahoge swayed happily like a little snake. It showed her triumphant mood after getting revenge.

[ The Main Hall ]

Meanwhile, Vivian finished her speech from the throne. She attributed the retreat of the demons entirely to the Great Gods and the pious faith of Moon Orchid City's residents.

"Praise the Gods!"

Vivian crossed her hands over her chest, closed her eyes, and put on a pious expression.

The nobles in the hall prayed along with her. Applause erupted.

Vivian opened her eyes with a smile. "Everyone, please enjoy the banquet! Celebrate that the demons did not destroy our city! After the banquet, I hope everyone can donate generously. The suffering people of Moon Orchid City need our help to rebuild their homes."

The nobles agreed enthusiastically. Thunderous applause.

Then, maintaining her elegant noble smile, Vivian stepped down to greet the guests, guided by Arnold.

"By the way, Your Highness, there is one person you absolutely cannot forget."

Vivian paused.

Arnold whispered, "Deacon Nanako from Winterspring. If we can build a relationship with Winterspring, Moon Orchid City will have a powerful backing. This will give us more leverage when dealing with the King."

Vivian exhaled. "I understand..."

Politics!Politics!Always politics! Whenever something big happens, I have to put on a fake smile. I feel like this mask is stuck to my face!

But she understood the big picture. The Violet Family only had her left. If she didn't act now, she might not be able to keep even this last city.

Under Arnold's guidance, Vivian walked toward Nanako with her perfect smile.

"Deacon Nanako, hello. I am..."

But before she could finish her sentence, her smile froze.

Click. Click. Her gaze slowly turned to the side. It landed on Lynn, who was sitting next to Nanako, casually eating barbecue meat.

Instantly, she was shocked. "It... It's you..."

Lynn paused. He looked up and saw the shocked Vivian. He smiled slightly. "Hello, Vi..."

SWISH.

Before he could finish her name, Vivian vanished. She moved at a speed that defied physics. In the blink of an eye, only a faint silhouette remained where she stood.

Lynn: "???" Nanako: "???" Arnold: "??"

[ Around the Corner in the Corridor ]

Vivian leaned against the wall, eyes wide. Her face was red as a boiled lobster. Her hands were clenched tight, sweat pouring down her face. Steam whistled from her head.

"It... It's the Male God! His Highness the Male God came to the banquet!!"

"What do I do! What do I do! I didn't expect him to appear suddenly!"

"Didn't he say he was leaving? He came back suddenly and appeared at my banquet! Could it be... is he here specifically for me?"

"Kyaaa! Kyaaa!"

She screamed shyly, banging her head against the wall.Bonk. Bonk. Bonk.

No!You can't be like this!

Vivian, pull yourself together!You are the descendant of the Great Violet Monarch! You are the cute and charming Princess Vivian! You can't be this shy!

Did you forget Ancestor's Family Precepts?!Be brave!Be full of energy!

She stood up quickly, hiked up her skirt, and sprinted deeper into the castle.Pat pat pat pat.

Thirty seconds later.BANG. She kicked open the warehouse door. Vivian rummaged through the dusty shelves frantically.

A few seconds later. Vivian gulped. Her eyes widened as she stared at the object in her hand.

A rusty, heavy Mallet. Faintly, one could still see dried blood stains on it.

This Mallet... Was the divine artifact her Mother used to knock her Father out and carry him home! It was truly a Family Heirloom.

"Uwu!" Vivian covered her burning face. Her heart pounded like a drum.

Knocking the Male God out with this hammer and carrying him home...Although it's hard to do... but... but...

Vivian finally met such a powerful and handsome Male God! How can I let him go?

Although he might be a thousand years older than me... but Old Husband/Young Wife relationships are very common!

Vivian, you have to do your best!Never give up!Be brave and try!

Vivian grabbed the mallet and sprinted out of the warehouse.Pat pat pat.

Ten seconds later. She arrived at the Ancestral Hall, where tablets of past ancestors were enshrined.

At the highest position hung a portrait of a resolute, handsome man. The tablet below read:【 The Violet Monarch —— Lynn 】

Thud. Without a word, Vivian dropped to her knees on the cushion.

She clasped her hands together, staring wide-eyed at her Ancestor's portrait.Bang. Bang. Bang. She kowtowed more than ten times rapidly.

"May the Great Violet Monarch, my loving and omnipotent Ancestor, bless me!!"

"Vivian... Vivian might have found her ideal husband! So Vivian wants to follow the Ancestral Precepts and knock him out to carry him home... But..."

Vivian squeezed her eyes shut, grabbed the mallet with both hands, and shouted:

"But Vivian's crush is very strong! So Vivian begs Ancestor to send down a blessing!" "PLEASE ENCHANT THIS MALLET WITH A POWERFUL STUN EFFECT SO I CAN KNOCK THE MALE GOD OUT!!"

Instantly. A faint, imperceptible light flashed across the tablet on the highest shelf.

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