Chapter 46: Being Confessed to by My Own Descendant

Vivian prayed silently in her heart. She gulped, eyes wide, cold sweat pouring down her back. While chatting with Nanako, she imperceptibly drifted closer to Lynn.

"Deacon Nanako, may I ask a personal question?" Vivian asked, blushing slightly. "What type of partner do you prefer?"

Nanako tilted her head. She glanced unconsciously at her disciple, who was looking around nearby. She crossed her arms, closed her eyes, and looked up at the ceiling. "Hmph. Of course, a handsome and charismatic boy!"

"Could it be... Princess Vivian already has someone in mind..." Nanako's gossip radar pinged loudly.

Vivian’s face turned red. She glanced quickly in Lynn's direction, then lowered her head shyly. "En..."

Instantly. Nanako’s curious gaze shot past Lynn, scanning the area behind him. Where?! Where?! She definitely glanced in that direction just now!!

Lynn also turned his head quickly, curiously scanning all the potential male targets behind him.

[ Inner Voice ] [ Where? Where? ] [ She seemed to glance behind me. ]

[ Inner Voice ] [ No! ] [ I must vet him thoroughly! ]

In the next second, both Lynn and Nanako’s gazes landed on a middle-aged, balding, successful businessman with a massive beer belly and a mouthful of gold teeth.

Nanako: (Shocked)! Lynn: WTF! (Greatly Shocked)!

Lynn’s heart trembled. He stared wide-eyed, scanning the middle-aged man up and down.

This kind of trash?! My God. Does my great-great-great...-granddaughter like this type?

Please! This bald guy is at least thirty years older than you! He's old enough to be your dad!

Seeming to sense the attention, the bald businessman smiled, revealing his gold teeth. He stuck out his belly and raised his wine glass in a toast.

Pop. A button on his shirt surrendered under the pressure. Rolls of belly fat surged out like a tidal wave.

Nanako: (ΩДΩ)!!

Lynn facepalmed. The corner of his mouth twitched violently. No. It shouldn't be. My descendant's aesthetic sense can't be this twisted!

Vivian asked blushing, "Deacon Nanako, I want to ask... if it were you, could you accept a boyfriend who is much older than yourself?"

Nanako glanced at Lynn, then looked at the ceiling. "Well... that is certainly something to consider."

Vivian looked hopeful. "What if he is much, much, much older?"

Nanako: (!!!) Lynn: (!!!!)

Slap. Lynn took a deep breath, turned his head, and slapped his own forehead.

Confirmed! It's confirmed! My great-great-great-granddaughter... really fell in love with...

Lynn gritted his teeth. His gaze locked onto the bald man's face. His fingers cracked.

THAT BALD BUSINESSMAN!!

Tragedy! This is the tragedy of the entire Violet Family! Am I really going to have a bald, middle-aged Great-Great-Great-Grandson-in-law?

[ Inner Voice ] [ Calm down. Lynn, you need to calm down! ] [ Although you are her Ancestor, you must respect your descendant's choice! ]

[ Inner Voice ] [ You cannot impose your ancient values on a girl of the future! ]

[ Inner Voice ] [ 凸(艹皿艹) BUT I'M STILL FCKING ANGRY! ]*

Vivian’s face grew redder. "Um... Deacon Nanako, the person I like is right here. Do you think I should be brave and express my feelings?"

Nanako glanced at the bald man again and stammered: "This... This... If you like him, then of course you should bravely... confess..."

Vivian thought for a moment, then nodded vigorously. A look of determination appeared in her eyes. "Deacon Nanako, you are right!"

Then, she pulled out a Rusty Mallet from behind her back.

Nanako: (ΩДΩ) "W-What is that?"

Vivian said seriously, "You might not know, Deacon. This is the Violet Family Tradition. The Ancestral Precept says: If you meet a boy you like, knock him out and carry him home to seal the deal. Vivian is ready to make a move!"

Nanako stood frozen. "Ancestral... Precept..."

"WHAT KIND OF BASTARD ANCESTOR LEFT SUCH A PRECEPT?!" Nanako screamed internally, grabbing her twin-tails.

Lynn took a deep breath and closed his eyes. He couldn't bear to watch anymore.

[ Inner Voice ] [ It seems... she's going to do it... ]

[ Inner Voice ] [ It's over. My Violet Family's excellent genes will probably end here... ]

[ Inner Voice ] [ 凸(艹皿艹) But my Precept clearly stated: Choose someone handsome and strong like your Ancestor! Not just anyone you see! Don't bonk random people! ]

[ Inner Voice ] [ My God... Whatever. Whatever. I'm tired. Destroy it all! ]

Lynn closed his eyes, rubbed his temples, and leaned back in his chair, feeling the pain in his balls (metaphorically).

Then he felt Vivian approaching his direction step by step.

Is she going for it? Can you reconsider? That guy is two generations older than you! He probably has grandkids!

Lynn: 〒▽〒 Sin! What a sin!

Then, Lynn felt Vivian stop not far from him. He opened his eyes slightly and saw Vivian's red face right in front of him.

Without a word, Lynn closed his eyes again. His mouth twitched.

[ Inner Voice ] [ No way! No way... ] [ Do you want me, your Senior, to give you advice? ]

[ Inner Voice ] [ Impossible! Aside from exposing my identity, even if I advise you, I... ]

And just as Lynn was rambling internally...

BONK.

A loud, solid thud.

Instantly, the entire banquet hall fell silent.

Lynn opened his eyes dizzily. "Eh?"

He saw the mallet in Vivian’s hand resting precisely on his own head.

"..."

"..."

Silence. You could hear a pin drop.

Nanako, Arnold, and everyone else stood there with their mouths wide open.

Then they heard Vivian’s shy confession.

"I like you~? Although I don't know your name yet, but..."

"Please go out with Vivian!"

Vivian squeezed her eyes shut, gripped the hammer tight, and shouted her confession shyly.

"..."

Next second.

Nanako: (ΩДΩ)!! Arnold: "Holy sh*t!!" Sword Puppet: Buzz. [ BSOD. System Crash. ] A wisp of black smoke rose from his head.

Lynn froze.

In that instant. He finally understood why Vivian prayed to him for an enchantment earlier... He finally understood who her real target was...

SIN! WHAT A SIN!!

At that moment, the impact Lynn felt was no less than a comet hitting the earth.

Then, his head tilted back. The [Demigod-Rank Sure-Hit Stun Enchantment] (that he cast himself) took effect instantly.

Blegh. Foam poured out of his mouth. His eyes swirled with mosquito coils. (@_@) [ Status: Unconscious ]

Lynn: O(x﹏x)o

"DISCIPLE!!!!" Nanako screamed, rushing forward.

Abandoned

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