The 100,000 views special [Special]

In a magical land, a young, twintailed guild receptionist stands behind the counter. This is Mimoko Inoue. Known for her generic looks, but standout fashion sense as if she were to step out from behind the counter, OH MY! Snazzy white sneakers! High-end too! Totally out of place in a setting like this!

"Ahem! It's called, drip. I may be willing to accommodate anything above the ankles, but no touching the sneakers. My only exception is for school shoes and house slippers," Mimoko huffed. 

A sneakerhead guild receptionist... Moving on! 

This land is threatened by the demon tsar and his many minions. The Hell kaiser, the gyroscope, the sledgehammer gorilla robot-

"HEY! What's with all the insults!?" Svetlana, the sledgehammer gorilla- "I'M HUMAN, YOU FUCKING NARRATOR!" 

These lands are in need of a hero. The only one who can save the day is... 

"YO! Adventurer in da house!"

LOOK AT THAT! The voluminous hair, the knee-high boots, the short shorts, the long sleeve shirt which exposes plenty of belly and boobs. It's Iori-chan! The hero! 

Now that she's here, she'll venture forth with her magical sword that has the power to... OH MY! FORCE ANYONE INTO A CHESS DEATHMATCH! WHAT A POWER! 

"Wait, isn't that just like a DESPER? That's what the villains use!" Mimoko cried. 

Mimoko was promptly bound and gagged. 

Now for the sword, yes, it has another function! It can... shave heads... and eyebrows... really well...

"Now that's a smooth finish!" Iori grinned as she smacked Mimoko's now smooth and shiny bald head. 

The inlet adventures of one Ishikiridokoro, premiring this April 1st!

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"So? Like the story idea?" Iori asked Mimoko as they sat in the classroom. 

"Iori-chan, why'd you have me get shaved bald and browless with a sword?" Mimoko scowled. 

"Uh, isn't that your thing now?"

"No, as you can see, my hair and eyebrows are real, and I have no intention of ever shaving them off again before graduation. ...!"

Iori began to smirk as Mimoko's face went red. "See, resident bald fetishist here. Now, help me write out a plot so I can enter this in a contest." 

"No, wait actually-"

"Ah, it says in the rules no co-authors. Sorry."

Mimoko scowled and rose from her seat. "I'll be in the computer lab, typing."