The First Date

Jeff frantically walked from side to side in his room. His feet rubbed against the carpet floor and generated so much electric charge on his body that he could perform a Chidori.

Jeff was pondering about where he should take Charia von Hürlimann on their first date. Then, Jeff had a sudden realization. He remembered that Amusement Parks were often first date locations in the Anime shows he had watched.

Jeff texted Charia and notified her of his plans for their date. When Charia replied, Jeff did not walk, but flew to the phone (figuratively, of course).

They would depart for the Amusement Park, tomorrow.

TOMORROW

Jeff waited in front of the Amusement park entrance, which read "Amagi Intelligent Park". Charia arrived in her dirndl dress; Jeff could not help but stare.

"Did you wait für me long time?" Charia questioned, as she primped her hair to make Jeff notice the effort she put into looking good for today.

"No, no, not at all. I just got here!... Ummm, you look beautiful. Uhh, sehr schön.", Jeff retorted.

Charia von Hürlimann returned a big smile, which caused small wrinkles to form in her eyes, as she stared deeply into Jeff's eyes; her pupils enlarged and overshadowed her deep blue eyes.

A FEW MOMENTS LATER

Jeff nervously reached out for Charia's hand. Charia blushed and clenched Jeff's palm with a soft and warm gentle touch.

The couple entered "Amagi Intelligent Park" and decided to attend a Haunted House first.

Jeff and Charia walked through the dark and decrepit themed hallways. Creepy music, which you would probably hear in a Resident Evil game, played in the background. The quietness of the halls made all creaking and walking noises sound as if they were coming from multiple directions.

Charia, in fear, hugged Jeff's arm tighter and tighter.

Jeff could feel the soft *boing-boing* that cushioned his right limb. Jeff was not sure if he should be crying tears of joy, or tears of fear.

Suddenly, something popped out of a doorway and blocked Charia and Jeff's path. It appeared to be a ghost with a name tag that read, "Ayuzawa". The ghost flailed and warned "I AM THE BOX GHOST!" 👻

Charia and Jeff were not impressed and simply ignored the ghost and walked on. They left the haunted house and stopped at a vendor to purchase some cotton candy.

During the feast of sweets, Jeff had a piece of cotton candy stuck on his face. Charia noticed this and licked her lips.

Then, she licked Jeff's face. A quick shiver went through Jeff's spine, and they both gave out a barrage of laughs. This ended in a quick smile between the new couple.

It suddenly began to rain dramatically, and Jeff and Charia hurried out of the amusement park and squandered for shelter while holding each other's hands.

Eventually, along the way, the couple passed by a Love Hotel. "Oh, how cliché", thought Jeff. Jeff advised that the two should stay in the hotel for the night. Frau Hürlimann's eyes glistened and enlarged once again, as she looked deeply into Jeff's gaze.

Jeff and Charia von Hürlimann laid together in bed. Jeff was nervous once again and nearly panicked. A river of sweat flowed down his face. He then decided to just calm down, breathe in and out, and fall asleep.

The next morning, Charia and Jeff prepared to go home. Charia looked displeased and Jeff, dumbfounded, asked what was wrong.

With a reddened face, Charia folded her arms and raised her head and taunted, "It's not like I wanted something to happen last night... b-b-baka!"

Charia von Hürlimann scurried away and returned home, as Jeff just stood there, trying to comprehend what had just occurred.

When his various advanced calculations were finished (always remember to carry the 1), he came to one conclusion:

“Ayyy, she wants the D! 😏”