Chapter 36:

Episode 35: The Art of the Deadpan

meet the bloodbriars


“Humor is inefficient,” Hades says.

“Incorrect,” I reply. “It’s a weapon.”

We test this.

At dinner, I say:

“Statistically, most of you will embarrass yourselves tonight.”

Silence.

Then—awkward laughter.

Later, Hades tries.

“…That story had no point.”

The adult stops speaking mid-sentence.

We compare notes.

“…Timing matters,” he concludes.

“…And tone,” I add.

Father watches from the shadows.

“…They’re evolving,” he mutters.