April Fool's Mate

Iori stared at the board and opened by moving her pawn to f3. Then her opponent moved their pawn to e5. Iori responded with pawn to g4.

"OH FUCK! PSYCH!" Iori laughed as her opponent moved their queen to g5. "You got pre-move baited! Now get fucked!" she laughed as she moved her pawn to h4.

"Check!"

Her opponent captured the pawn at h4.

"Uh, lol," Iori scoffed as she was forced to capture the queen at h4 with her rook.

Her opponent quickly malfunctioned and moved their king to e7, initiating a chase. Knight c3, king e6, knight h3, king f6, knight d5, check, king g6, d4, knight f6, queen d3, check, then e4.

"CHECKMATE! FOOL GOT WRECKED BY THE FOOL'S MATE! Er, does it only count as one if it ends up happening? Eh," Iori shrugged as she moved her d-knight to f4, winning the game. "YES! HOW'S THAT FOR ROUND 1-"

"...ori..."

"Huh?"

"...Iori..."

"Wha?"

"Iori!"

...

"GAH!"

Iori darted her head around.

"You dozed off. We got a tournament to win," Carol smiled.

"Huh, uh, yeah... Shit, that flex was just a dream," Iori sighed.

The full game:

White: Iori Ishikiridokoro Black: Dream Opponent

1. f3 e5

2. g4 Qg5

3. h4 Qxh4+

4. Rxh4 Ke7

5. Nc3 Ke6

6. Nh3 Kf6

7. Nd5+ Kg6

8. d4 Nf6

9. Qd3+ e4

10. Ndf4#