Chapter 7:
I Have Terrible Social Anxiety, But the School Thinks I’m a Yakuza Boss, and the Disciplinary President is Trying to "Tame" Me Through Marriage!
The weekend arrives with an exhausting student council trip to a remote, traditional hot spring inn. Ryuu Kuroda desperately wishes he is safely hidden in his dark bedroom. Instead, he stands in the hallway of a wooden, historic building, clutching his small towel with sweating, trembling hands.
Reina Arisugawa treats this required social outing as a highly classified, strategic syndicate retreat. She patrols the sliding doors with militant precision, strictly monitoring the perimeter for rival factions.
"Secure the bathing perimeter, Kuroda", Reina whispers intensely as they part ways at the changing rooms. "I expect a full tactical report".
Ryuu nods blankly. He has a much larger, deeply embarrassing problem to hide today. During a brutal, late-night online gaming session yesterday, he lost a massive raid bet to his guildmates. His strict penalty is incredibly humiliating. He currently sports a massive, highly detailed, vibrantly colorful temporary tattoo of a magical anime girl completely covering his entire back. The magical girl holds a giant, sparkling pink wand surrounded by glowing stars. Ryuu hopes the thick steam of the bathhouse will hide his ultimate otaku shame from his judgmental classmates.
He slowly slides open the heavy wooden door to the men's public bath. A dense, suffocating cloud of white steam instantly fills his lungs. The hot water bubbles and hisses against the natural stone rocks.
Through the thick, blinding fog, Ryuu barely makes out the terrifying shapes of several heavily scarred, incredibly muscular men relaxing in the boiling water. They are actual, hardened members of a local Yakuza clan, enjoying a quiet weekend retreat. Their shoulders bear the unmistakable markings of traditional ink.
Ryuu freezes instantly. His crippling social anxiety hits him like a speeding truck. He desperately wants to turn around and sprint back to the safety of his futon. However, he is completely paralyzed by fear. His throat dries up. His prominent facial scar stretches tightly. His glowing, terrified eyes narrow as he forces himself to take a single, trembling step forward. His terrifying "Resting Murder Face" activates at maximum capacity.
He nervously drops his small towel to enter the water.
The thick, swirling steam completely obscures the bright pinks and yellows of his embarrassing penalty tattoo. To the hardened criminals sitting in the hot spring, the dense fog only reveals the terrifying, massive, complex outline of a full-body back-piece. The sheer size of the intricate ink, combined with his deadly, unblinking glare and raspy, heavy breathing, paints a horrifying picture.
The Yakuza lieutenant slowly lowers his wooden bucket. His scarred face drains entirely of color. He stares at the massive silhouette of the magical girl's giant wand and completely mistakes it for the terrifying, legendary outline of a bloodthirsty dragon clutching a severed head.
"By the gods", the lieutenant whispers in pure horror. "That ink... that terrifying aura... He is a supreme boss from the mainland".
Another gang member violently shakes, splashing hot water everywhere. "Look at his eyes! He plans to boil us alive in this very pool!"
Ryuu takes another stiff, awkward step forward. He lets out a long, raspy sigh of deep exhaustion, hoping the hot water will soothe his aching, tense muscles.
"Excuse me", Ryuu growls softly, his voice incredibly dry.
The Yakuza completely shatter under the immense psychological pressure. They scramble out of the rocky pool in absolute, unadulterated panic. They violently slip and slide across the wet tiles, desperately grabbing their clothes and completely abandoning their quiet vacation.
"We are so incredibly sorry to intrude upon your personal territory, Boss!" the lieutenant screams as he bows frantically while running completely naked toward the exit door. "We leave immediately! Please spare our pathetic lives!"
The heavy door slams shut, leaving the massive hot spring entirely empty.
Ryuu blinks in utter confusion. He slowly sinks into the hot, bubbling water, hiding his embarrassing anime tattoo beneath the surface. He wonders why local men are so incredibly shy about sharing a large bath.
Outside in the quiet hallway, Reina silently notes the mass, panicked exodus of terrifying, scarred men fleeing from the men's bath. She sharply clicks her silver pen and writes furiously in her leather notebook.
"He claims hostile territory in under thirty seconds", Reina notes with a glowing, furious blush of pride. "His mere presence purges the entire region of rival corruption. He truly is a king among men".
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