Chapter 10:

Chapter 10: The Modern Monster City

Now, let me conquer this world!

The heavy, pristine glass doors of the luxury goblin hotel slide open automatically, revealing a world that completely shatters our preconceived notions of monster habitats. We stand completely frozen at the grand entrance, our bodies paralyzed by the sheer, undeniable wealth that permeates every inch of this place. The expansive hotel lobby is insanely luxurious, practically dripping with rich, meticulously crafted golden decorations that catch the light at every angle. Massive crystal chandeliers hang gracefully from the impossibly high ceiling, casting a warm, inviting glow over the plush, deep-red velvet carpets that line the floor. We are absolutely and thoroughly surprised when seeing inside this majestic building, our jaws dropping at the civilized splendor before us. Meanwhile, the other village women happily wave goodbye and peacefully go to stay at a cheaper inn down the bustling street.

Cutting through the opulent atmosphere, a sharply dressed goblin assistant walks up to us with a polite, highly trained smile.

"Do you esteemed guests prefer one large suite for the group, or separate rooms", the assistant asks professionally.

Ishida does not even hesitate for a single, fleeting second.

"We will take the one-room suite", Ishida declares loudly with a huge, completely perverted grin spreading across his face.

I immediately clench my right fist and swing it as hard as I possibly can. I punch Ishida right in the back of his head with ruthless precision. He face-plants into the expensive, highly polished marble floor with a loud, satisfying thud.

"We want separate rooms instead", I tell the goblin assistant while casually stepping on Ishida's unmoving back.

We all get our shiny, golden room keys and head up the smooth glass elevator to finally rest our weary bones. I enter my quiet, beautifully furnished room, feeling incredibly annoyed with my entire dysfunctional team. I take a long, steaming hot shower, fall onto the softest, most comfortable bed in the world, and instantly go to deep sleep.

Meanwhile, in another room entirely, Ishida is having the absolute time of his life. A very hot female goblin wearing a tiny, scandalous maid outfit is completely ready to play with him.

"Oh, brave hero, let me serve you tonight", the hot goblin giggles softly.

Almost on cue, Amiya and Meiyi immediately burst into his room, fully prepared to join the chaotic adult fun.

"Please make me clean the floors while you step on me", Amiya begs loudly, entirely abandoning her pride.

"No, bind me in dark magic chains first", Meiyi chants while blushing heavily, fully embracing her dark desires.

In the quiet room next door, Diana is safely curled up under her heavy, warm blankets, snoring loudly and peacefully dreaming about harmless, fluffy little birds.

The next morning arrives with bright, cheerful sunlight shining directly through the large, floor-to-ceiling windows. I wake up feeling thoroughly refreshed and purposefully walk down the carpeted hallway to gather the team. I knock heavily on Ishida's thick wooden door. When no one answers, I simply raise my leg and violently kick the door open. I freeze in absolute, mind-numbing shock at the massive, catastrophic mess inside the luxury room. Ishida, Amiya, Meiyi, and the hot female goblin are fast asleep on the messy floor and entirely not in their clothes. It seems they have a wild, exhausting adult party in his room while I am already asleep.

My face turns bright, burning red with absolute, unfiltered fury.

"Wake up, you degenerate idiots!" I shout at the top of my lungs.

I aggressively march into the ruined room and smack everyone heavily on the head. They all groan in miserable pain and quickly scramble across the floor to find their missing, scattered clothes. After a lot of furious yelling and chaotic dressing, we finally gather outside the grand, towering hotel.

We walk down the busy, impeccably clean streets to look for delicious foods and eagerly tour visit the highly advanced goblin city. We are completely surprised to see cheap sales and massive, eye-catching discounts prominently displayed at every single store window.

"Wow, look at all these incredible bargains", I say, feeling my tight wallet tremble with pure, unadulterated joy.

Beside me, Ishida looks around the neat, bustling streets and starts laughing out loud.

"This city reminds me exactly of the anime I watch, Tensei shitara Slime Datta Ken", Ishida chuckles happily. "It has the exact same civilized monster vibe", he adds with a big, nostalgic smile.

He looks around the passing, diverse crowds with wildly hopeful eyes.

"I am really hoping to meet Rimuru around here somewhere", Ishida laughs again.

Suddenly, Amiya spots a large, muscular goblin butcher expertly chopping thick slabs of meat with a heavy, razor-sharp cleaver. She instantly runs up to the confused butcher with a massive, eager blush painted on her face.

"Please chop me up for breakfast", Amiya begs the butcher for her daily, completely unhinged masochism.

The poor goblin butcher immediately drops his heavy cleaver and steps back in pure, absolute terror. I sigh heavily, exhausted by my own existence, walk right up behind her, and smack her hard on the back of the head.

"Stop harassing the local business owners", I yell, forcefully dragging her away by the collar of her armor.

Conquering this modern world is truly turning into a full-time babysitting job.