Salty jobber

"And that was Jadwiga the jobber in action! Hope ya'll didn't bet on Kisha, because as it turns out, her jobber record isn't much of a jobber record. But hey, we needed a guest star, and she filled the role," Mama rabbit chuckled.

"'Jobber record'?" Mimoko scowled.

"Ah, since the bets are already in, allow me to reveal the stats on how jobber these participants are. Please direct your attention to the tablets before you that you used to place your bets."

Okisato and Mimoko picked up a tablet and were greeted with a screen of stats. With the lowest score, was in fact, Kisha, with the highest score being that of Sir Kit. Bruno and Jadwiga were right in the middle along with Aigul, Yumehara, and Yuusuke. However, there was an anomaly.

"Aigul Orujova... She barely has more losses than wins overall, but none of those compare to how many draws she has," Okisato noted.

"Where are you seeing that?" Mimoko asked.

"I looked her up with my WWCF card. There's something going on with her."

Back on the stage, Sir Kit opened his game against Bruno by moving his knight to a3.

"Noooooooo! Not that!" Bruno cried as he moved his pawn to f5.

"YES THAT! I, the elite, know your number!" Sir Kit cackled as he moved his pawn to f4.

"No, I'm not losing to you," Bruno groaned as he clutched his head and moved his pawn to d6.

"LOOK AT YOU! YOU'RE 2800 AND YOU FORGOT HOW TO PLAY CHESS!" Sir Kit laughed as he moved his pawn to g4.

A scowl appeared on Bruno's face. "Oi, what is this?"

"What is it? A DEMONSTRATION! I, the elite, know this is mate, but you, who's forgotten to play chess, are incapable-"

"Checkmate," Bruno glared as he moved his queen to h4, winning the game.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Sir Kit cried as his face went pale with horror.

"Wow, you really are stupid. Bruno, get outta here," Mama rabbit grumbled.

"Never kidnap me to this place again," Bruno grumbled as he was permitted to leave.

"As for you, Sir Shit, DOWN TO THE BOWLS!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Sir Kit cried.

Just a few feet over, Yuusuke sat nervously as Yumehara refused to make a move. "He's just letting his clock tick down, and why's he drooling like he's out cold?" he thought as he watched Yumehara twitch in his seat with his eyes rolled back.

"Brave... Brave," Yumehara mumbled.

"Huh?"

"I am brave... I am brave..."

"Uh?"

Yumehara's body then began to glow as he rose from his seat and clutched his face. "I am brave... Knight... Knight of... GROB!"

Everyone gasped in horror as Yumehara ripped off his "face" and attire to reveal himself as...

"Oh I am great Sir Grobhand, knight of Grob who plays the Grob. I play the Grob and slay the mobs. Never stood a chance against my Grob. Great Sir Grobhand slays grandmasters. The Desperado's knight of Grob, he plays the Borg when stuck as black, and unable to play a Double Grob. Great Sir Grobhand, slays grandmasters. A chivalrous battle to death; man, woman, or child, it matters not, I'll fight to the death. Great Sir Grobhand, slays grandmasters. The unstoppable Grob cannot be stopped for it is chess' great killer move. Great Sir Grobhand slays grandmasters," Sir Grobhand sang as he galloped in place before moving his pawn to g4. "The game is on!"

The full game:

White: Sir Kit Ziegler (2900) Black: DSPCM Bruno Lumaca (2832)

1. Na3 f5

2. f4 e6

3. g4 Qh4#