Chapter 26:
Now, let me conquer this world!
The heavy, glowing digital doors of the grand throne room slide shut with a soft, mechanical hiss.
Days later, the massive political situation inside the futuristic city of Elferium completely stabilizes under our brand new supreme rule.
Ishida has officially become King of the highly advanced cybernetic elves, wearing a majestic crown made of pure, floating blue plasma.
I sit right next to him on a sleek, gravity-defying silver chair because I have officially become the supreme Queen of this massive neon empire.
We wear the most expensive, highly fashionable cyber-clothing in the entire world, and thousands of robotic guards completely obey our every single command.
However, as we sit on our majestic high-tech thrones, we just stare blankly at the beautiful holographic ceiling.
We are incredibly bored, and we literally have absolutely nothing to do in this giant city.
Every single morning, polite metallic robots bring us glowing digital pancakes and warm cups of highly advanced magical coffee.
The robotic maids clean every single speck of dust from our luxurious penthouse before we even wake up from our soft memory foam beds.
There are absolutely no enemy armies to fight, no evil masterminds to trick, and completely no primitive villages to manipulate.
The absolute peace and extreme futuristic comfort make my sharp, tactical brain feel completely numb and incredibly lazy.
"I am dying of absolute boredom", I complain loudly, kicking my expensive digital heels against the throne.
"Even the beautiful elf ladies in my harem are too polite and perfectly organized", Ishida sighs deeply, resting his chin on his hands.
Suddenly, the heavy metal doors to the private royal chambers slowly slide open with a loud chime.
Ishida and the team completely freeze and turn their heads to carefully look at the bright doorway.
We finally find out that Amiya is actually still alive after a full week of intense, highly questionable activities.
Amiya steps confidently into the bright throne room, and she looks absolutely incredible.
She is unbelievably happy, wearing a massive smile that stretches completely from ear to ear.
Her muscles look entirely relaxed, and her skin is glowing so brightly, looking incredibly shining and purely radiant.
She looks like a completely brand new person after a week leaving their Private Room with the Chief of Elder Nova.
Elder Nova walks out right behind her, elegantly pushing up her holographic sunglasses with a deeply satisfied, extremely masochistic smile.
"Good morning, my supreme rulers", Amiya greets us happily, completely radiating pure joy and degenerate satisfaction.
"The cybernetic punishment algorithms are absolutely flawless, and my physical body is completely destroyed in the best way possible!" Amiya cheers loudly.
I cross my arms tightly, feeling incredibly annoyed by her ridiculous, shining aura of pure masochism.
"You look entirely too happy for someone who just spent a week getting tortured by digital cables", I yell at her, my face burning with tsundere anger.
Ishida completely ignores my intense frustration and laughs incredibly loud at the ridiculous sight.
"Look at her", Ishida points and laughs. "She actually leveled up her degenerate skills to the maximum tier!"
Meiyi and Diana peek out from behind a large crystal pillar, looking completely amazed by Amiya's shiny, glowing skin.
"The dark abyss truly rewards those who suffer properly", Meiyi chants softly, taking furious notes in a small book.
Even with Amiya finally returning to the group, Ishida and Lisa are still getting extremely bored with this peaceful, easy life.
We sit back down on our floating thrones and share a very long, highly exhausted look.
"I cannot stay in this perfect digital paradise anymore", I declare firmly, adjusting my beautiful pink hair. "My evil mastermind talents are completely going to waste here".
"I totally agree", Ishida nods rapidly. "I need more dangerous adventures, and I want to find a giant, terrifying monster to fight so I can look cool again".
We immediately press the glowing emergency button on the glass armrest of our thrones.
We loudly announce that we want to have a massive Royal Meeting among the Elves days later to discuss the future of the kingdom.
The highly efficient robotic messengers instantly send the digital invites to every single citizen in the massive neon city.
A few days quickly pass, and the grand Hall of Elferium is absolutely packed with thousands of fashionable cyber-elves.
All the elves, including the high-ranking Chief of Elders, are gathering in the center of the beautiful, glowing room.
They wear their absolute best neon formal clothes, completely ready to hear the ultimate royal decree from their supreme King and Queen.
Ishida stands up from his throne, looking incredibly heroic and highly majestic under the bright blue spotlights.
"My loyal cybernetic subjects", Ishida announces with a powerful, echoing voice. "We completely love your beautiful, highly advanced city".
"However, we brave heroes cannot stay in one place forever", I add smoothly, stepping up right next to him.
"We desperately want to adventure and study all about the other worlds and countries that exist beyond this jungle", I explain our master plan to the massive crowd.
The entire grand hall instantly falls into a deep, highly emotional silence.
Suddenly, the highly fashionable elves begin to cry loudly, feeling incredibly sad for them leaving them alone at Elferium.
Neon blue tears stream down their beautiful faces as they hold up glowing digital signs that say "Please Stay, Heroes".
"Who will protect us from the primitive monsters outside?" a young K-pop style elf cries dramatically.
"Who will teach us the true meaning of rapid human passion?" Elder Nova sniffles loudly, wiping her eyes with a shiny silk handkerchief.
I look at the crying Elder and immediately turn to our resident masochist knight.
"You know, Amiya, you can just stay here forever as their supreme punishment instructor", Lisa suggests directly to her. "You clearly love it here, and they completely worship your weird behavior".
It is a highly logical tactical move, and I secretly just want to get rid of at least one idiot from my team.
However, Amiya completely shakes her head and firmly refuses the amazing offer.
"No way", Amiya declares proudly, slamming her heavy fist against her muscular chest.
"I want to follow my true master and experience brand new masochism behaviors at other dangerous places across the continent!" Amiya breathes heavily, her eyes sparkling with intense, greedy desire for more pain.
I slap my forehead and groan loudly.
I am completely stuck with these useless degenerates for the rest of my entire life.
Ishida smiles warmly at the crying crowd and raises his hand to calm them down.
"Do not worry, my beautiful neon subjects", Ishida tells them heroically. "We will definitely keep in touch with the Chief Elders using your highly advanced holographic communicators".
"Our dark, heroic legacy will forever remain in the server logs of Elferium!" Ishida shouts, striking his signature chūnibyō pose.
The elves cheer incredibly loud, completely comforted by his highly confident, completely stupid words.
The very next day, the bright artificial sun shines over the massive glass gates of the cybernetic city.
We successfully pack our heavy bags, loading massive amounts of advanced technological gadgets and pure gold into our three luxurious horse carriages.
We officially start leaving the hidden neon paradise and carefully step back into the dense, primitive green jungle.
All the fashionable elves, the robotic maids, and the Chief Elders stand at the glowing border to wave their hands.
They all wish them a completely safe journey, throwing beautiful digital flower petals into the humid forest air.
"Farewell, supreme rulers of the neon abyss", Meiyi waves back happily from the window of our carriage.
Diana safely hides behind a massive pile of futuristic snacks, ensuring no digital cats follow them out of the city.
I sit comfortably on the ultra-soft carriage seat, completely feeling the warm jungle breeze on my face.
The heavy wooden wheels begin to roll smoothly along the bumpy dirt path, taking us further away from the glowing cyberpunk utopia.
I look back at the fading neon lights hiding perfectly behind the magical hologram illusion.
Lisa laughs softly to herself and slowly smirks an incredibly evil, highly satisfied smirk about this totally stupid Elferium conquers.
We completely take over a highly advanced civilization, become supreme royalty, and steal all their best technology without fighting a single actual battle.
Conquering this world is an absolute joke, but at least the journey is going to be incredibly entertaining.
Now, let me conquer this world, one completely ridiculous kingdom at a time!
- Journey to be continued...
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