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KINETIC-INTEGRATED-TORMENT-INTERFACE  activity log #0004

Programmed mission status:
Mission #1  - Gather onlookers- Complete
Mission #2 - Gain access to the air ducts - Complete
Mission #3 - Cause problems - Complete
Mission #4 - Give chase - Complete
Mission #5 - Dethrone Abaddon - Pending

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Please see below the summary of all completed missions.

Mission #1 - Gather onlookers.
During this mission, your KITI unit was instructed to make itself known in several locations. There were explicit instructions to appear and disappear repeatedly, causing unease and chatter amongst the demons. During this mission, KITI unit gathered attention from nine demons, and one human.Abaddon was made aware of it's presence. This mission was successful.

Mission #2 - Gain access to the air ducts.
During this mission, your KITI unit discovered an access point to the ducts from the large vent in the kitchen ceiling. This will allow your KITI unit to move freely without detection or surveillance. Your KITI unit can now enter any room or area without restriction. This mission was successful.

Mission #3 - Cause problems.
During this mission, your KITI unit was instructed to create distractions and inconveniences. This was achieved several times over, gathering specific attention from the human called Henry, and demons Nigel and Abaddon. The goal of this mission was to create civil unrest and reasonable doubt in Abaddon's ability to handle problems without getting the Boss involved. This mission was successful.

Mission #4 - Give chase.
During this mission, your KITI unit was nearly captured on several occasions. Thankfully, because you purchased the upgraded Elemental package, your KITI unit was able to free itself using the —BANSHEE SCREAM— , —BLAZE OF GLORY—, and —LASER EYES— defenses, which come standard with all upgraded models. This mission was successful.

Mission #5 - Dethrone Abaddon.
Mission objective: Have Abaddon removed as "Second in Command". Demotion is the bare minimum requirement for this mission. Instructions include: Bring Abaddon to his knees, mentally, emotionally, and physically.
This mission is currently incomplete. Please wait for the next KITI activity log update for more information and mission status updates.    

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