Comments lol

"(Hey, I hope you don't mind me using your novel as a platform, but there's a message I want to get out and your novel happens to be pretty popular.) Hello, if the author of "Crackhead" is reading this, please put your novel back up. It is one of my favourite pieces of literature ever written, and I even left a comment mentioning how much I liked it. It is the inspiration behind my writing, in fact it is the reason behind why I even made an account on this website even though I have a deep hatred for Japanese animations. If it is possible, please return. I need this novel, we all need this novel. Oh yeah, btw your novel is not bad either, keep up the good work." Commented on "The Little Toe" off of "The Consequences of Saving the World".

"I paid 15 dollars for some crack today. It was pretty good, but for some reason I cant read anymore. I wrote something under the influences, hope it was good. Anyway, nice book, sometimes I get my caretaker to read it to me. He's illiterate too, but he does his best." Commented on "Red Herring" off of "Realm Assassin".

"I am lost in the wilderness, and have no way of getting out. My phone is on 2 percent charge, and both my battery packs are dead. I could call my loved ones, but instead I am spending the remaining charge reading this novel. It's pretty good. This is my final message, goodbye." Commented on "The Witch and the Jellyfish" off of "Why Kill? When Witches can be Tentacled!".

"Hey man, whats this among us dickhead novel you mentioned? I hope they're not infringing on my intellectual property. I will not be able to do anything about it, but just know it makes me sad." Commented on "Investigations 1: The Watchers" off of "The Hive Chronicles". *AN: Context may be needed to understand this comment (read the chapter!!!)*

"Often when one is at the end of their life many things will fill one's mind. Things such as regrets, family, and what they may miss out on in the future. As I lay in my hospital bed, taking what could be my final breaths, the thing which pops into my mind is that I may never read the end of this novel. I wish I could live a little longer, but, the doctors refuse to operate on me because I have "insufficient funds" so this may be my last message. Goodbye :)" Commented on "Special Project (fin.)" off of "Why I Write".

"After much pestering I have finally decided to give this a read. I have been putting this off as anime is not a medium which I usually consume. In fact, this is the first anime related piece of media I have ever consumed besides hentai. This is pretty new for me, so I'm not too sure what to think, but for the first anime I've ever read/watched its pretty good." Commented on "The Reason" off of "Why I Write".

"Every day I wake up at 6 a.m., get out of bed, have breakfast, and work all the way until 11 p.m.. No breaks, not even for lunch. While it is painful, this is something I must do to support my family and children. I work because I want them to have a future much brighter than the present they are living in now. But, ever since first finding this book I have not worked a second since, and I now spend all my time reading and writing fan fiction. I don't regret it, this book is pretty good." Commented on "The Gospel of Elm" off of "The Sequence of Kai".

"As a normal man in possession of a somewhat functional moral compass anime has been something which I have long despised with all my heart and soul. I truly believe that it has lead to a great degradation of morality in both the individual and society at large. The frequent and frankly disgusting over sexualization of children, the unequal portrayal of women as sexual objects to be dominated or possessed by men and the subtle promotion of escapism seen throughout the medium sickens me to the very core of my being. What frightens me more though is how the viewers have readily accepted and even praise these values imparted by the various anime and manga which they consume, revelling in each others' degeneracy and promoting actions such as pedophilia, beastiality, murder and rape along with a whole host of numerous other obviously despicable activities. But, despite my dislike of anime, I have decided to give this novel a read after being captivated by the short blurb you have written. As a result of this decision I am now a sexual deviant, an unrecognisable caricature of the man I once was, my mind rotted by Japanese animations. The book is pretty good, 10/10." Commented on "Terror" off of "Absolute Reality".

*AN: The comments they left on their own novel have been left off as most of those are in reply to others and require context to be understood. This is probably not all the comments they may have left, so please mention any I may have missed. 

Also as this is not my own content, so if the original writer of these comments (BigWhiteWiggaBallsHD) wishes for this to be deleted, please leave a comment and I will try to remove this as soon as possible.

Final Final note, make sure to give some of the novels mentioned in this post a read, I believe they are all very good so if you have some free time check them out.*