this is so sad.

Ninja Fortnite looked at the slimy Dildo in his hands and felt angry. He walked over to the window and reflected on his cold surroundings. He had always hated dull Whickham school with its bewildered, broad buildings. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel angry. Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Jess Wood. Jess was a selfish vile human with moist dick and ugly tits. Ninja gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a brutal, optimistic, beer drinker with a charming dick and beautiful tits. His friends saw him as a stale, silent saint. Once, he had even made a cup of tea for a precious mother. But not even a brutal person who had once made a cup of tea for a precious mother, was prepared for what Jess had in store today. The wind blew like smiling capybaras, making Ninja unstable. As Ninja stepped outside and Jess came closer, he could see the strange glint in her eye. Jess gazed with the affection of 242 charming decomposing donkeys. She said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want Sex." Ninja looked back, even more unstable and still fingering the slimy dildo. "Jess, I want your babies," he replied. They looked at each other with ecstatic feelings, like two slimy, short spiders barking at a very peculiar funeral, which had classical music playing in the background and two cowardly uncles thinking to the beat. Ninja studied Jess's moist cock and ugly tits. Eventually, he took a deep breath. "I'm sorry," began Ninja in apologetic tones, "but I don't feel the same way, and I never will. I just don't love you Jess." Jess looked delighted, her emotions raw like a fried, fierce Fursuit. Ninja could actually hear Jess's emotions shatter into 1181 pieces. Then the selfish vile human hurried away into the distance. Not even a drink of beer would calm Ninja's nerves tonight.