This isn't a dream is it?

What is a dream? I don't understand how they exactly happen. You sleep and dream but do you die and dream? I doubt it. I don't know why I'm getting Deja vu, but it seems to happen with a select few words. The word [REDACTED] is often the cause of it. Another example is the word 'anyways', not sure how long I will be able to say it for though. Anyways... there goes the Deja vu again... point is though, that I—oh... Michael... You're... I can explain. Now, don't be hasty, I—uh—didn't—uh... I'm sorry. I—I... Please, put it away. I'll behave. I'll do as you say. Just can we go to the zoo first?