Chapter 966:

Galina and the GOAT Horns

En Passant Grandmaster

With the rematch concluding in Mimoko's victory, Alya made due on her promise to fetch Galina. Mimoko had caught a brief glimpse of Galina before, so she had some idea of what she looked like. However, instead of a blonde-haired woman in a coat, boots, and ushanka, she was greeted with a bald woman in a tracksuit and sneakers.

"Oh, hey, you been smoothing too. My girlfriend went to town on me and didn't let me leave til every hair, eyebrow, n' eyelash was smoothed away," Galina chuckled as she gave her freshly oiled and shiny smooth bald head a rub.

"I'd love to have gotten the premium service you look to have gotten," Mimoko sighed as she poked at one of her razor bumps.

"You go to a barbershop? Girl, it takes a woman to shave a girl's head proper."

"Oh I know, girlfriend."

Galina and Mimoko exchanged smiles before getting down to business.

"Wanna challenge me? Alright. You play White and... yeah, that's it. Oh no wait, 2 minutes only 3 second increment."

Mimoko nodded and seconds later, she was opening the game by moving her pawn to e4.

"Humor me, will ya," Galina smirked as she moved her pawn to a6.

"The St. George Defense? What are you planning?" Mimoko frowned as she moved her pawn to d4.

"The GOAT Horns," Galina grinned as she moved her pawn to c6.

"I'm sorry, what?" Mimoko scowled as she moved her knight to d2.

"The GOAT Horns. It's a new opening Messi asked a chatbot to suggest to him," Galina snickered as she moved her pawn to d5.

"By a chatbot?" Mimoko scoffed as she moved her bishop to d3.

"Yeah, and?" Galina proudly smirked as she captured the pawn at e4 with her d-pawn.

"I think your girlfriend smoothed your brain during the shave," Mimoko snarled as she captured the pawn at e4 with her knight.

"Hmm? You jelly cuz my head's smoother while yours is all bloody n' bumpy? Oh, and check," Galina snickered as she moved her queen to a5 and gave her head a seductive rub.

"Oh you bet I'm pissed my head was shaved so badly, but I ain't "jelly" about how you're playing," Mimoko growled as she moved her bishop to d2.

"I'm playing aggressive cuz bald unleashed the beautiful beast," Galina swooned as she stroked her head and jiggled her breasts while moving her queen to b6.

Mimoko rolled her eyes and moved her queen to e2.

"Shmooooooooth! Bald girl be slaying here," Galina cheered as she captured the pawn at b2 with her queen.

"Slaying your winning chances you mean?" Mimoko scoffed as she moved her rook to d1.

"Um, this is winning, girl," Galina snickered as she captured the pawn at d4 with her queen.

"We'll see if you can say that in a few moves," Mimoko huffed as she moved her bishop to c3.

"Whatcha gonna do if I don't?" Galina smirked as she moved her queen to d7.

"I'll let you rip off my bra top, fondle my breasts, slap a piece of tape over my mouth, smother my head and face in whip cream, and lick it all up," Mimoko scowled as she moved her bishop to c4.

"KIN-KAY! GIRL, you're a sexy sex loving queen!" Galina gushed as she moved her queen to c7.

"No, I'm saying I'd subject myself to something so despicably vulgar if I lose because I know I'm not going to lose. Check," Mimoko glared as she moved her knight to d6.

"Tsuny tsun, you- ... Um..."

Galina's cocky smirk vanished as reality began to set in. "Ah fuck," she growled as she captured the knight at d6 with her queen.

"My, you made the best move. And here I thought you'd try to preserve the queen," Mimoko taunted as she captured the queen at d6 with her rook.

"Ah shut it, bumpy," Galina snarled as she moved her pawn to e6.

"I'm sorry, what did you just call me?" Mimoko angrily smiled as she moved her knight to f3.

"Bumpy, cuz you got bumps all over that bald head, bitchy," Galina snickered as she captured the rook at d6 with her bishop.

"Galina-chan, as a fellow bald woman, you should know; never insult a woman's bald head," Mimoko glared as she captured the pawn at g7 with her bishop.

"Geh! Hey, you insulted me first!" Galina protested as she moved her pawn to f6.

"Ah, my apologies then. Now you," Mimoko scoffed as she castled king's side.

"Come back when you learn how to get your head shaved proper," Galina sneered as she flipped off Mimoko before moving her pawn to f5.

A vein burst on Mimoko's forehead as she angrily smiled and captured the rook at h8 with her bishop.

"Why you scrunching up that face, girl?" Galina snickered as she moved her knight to d7.

"How about I let the chess represent my fury. Check," Mimoko angrily smiled as she captured the pawn at e6 with her queen.

Sweat ran down Galina's face as she smiled back nervously while moving her king to d8.

"Oh, is that sweat?" Mimoko scoffed as she captured the bishop at d6 with her queen.

"Oil, girl, oil. A premium shaved head deserves premium beauty treatment," Galina scoffed as she nervously moved her knight to f6.

"Sweat ain't oil. Check," Mimoko snarled as she captured the knight at f6 with her bishop, forcing Galina's king to e8. "And checkmate. Oh, you lost," she smiled as she moved her queen to e7, winning the game.

"Uh, I don't have to do all that shit you said you were gonna do, right?" Galina trembled.

"No, I'm not a pervert," Mimoko huffed.

The full game:

White: Mimoko Inoue (2880) Black: SPCM Galina Los (2496)

1. e4 a6

2. d4 c6

3. Nd2 d5

4. Bd3 dxe4

5. Nxe4 Qa5+

6. Bd2 Qb6

7. Qe2 Qxb2

8. Rd1 Qxd4