Cultural differences

As Kakashi woke up to the sound of children playing and birds chirping. With a hangover he saw his cousin Ivan standing in front of his bed holding his hand in the air.

"Swoosh"

He grabbed his leg and started pulling.

"URGH! ARGH! DUDE WHAT THE HELL!?!?" (Kakashi)

By the time he finished, he was already halfway on the floor, sliding. And with a serious face almost looking down on him Ivan said:

"Early bird gets the worm bro! And here we say what the fu*k!" (in a slightly threatening voice)

"Wait, you aren't even fazed by pulling my leg?? You used one hand and you aren't even 17 yet!! And what time is it?" (Kakashi surprized)

"it's 1:30 in the afternoon" (Ivan nonchalantly)

"Early my ass!!" (Kakashi sideways)

"Get up dude, you got plenty to see today... And don't think I'm gonna let you forget you got drunk from a beer ahahahaha" (Ivan gloating)

"What is wrong with that? It's my first time drinking you know..." (Kakashi with a sad look on his face)

"Who cares hahaha I'm 16 and I drink at least 10 beers if I want to get drunk ahahah" (Ivan mocking him)

"Dad warned me about this... People poking me for not being able to drink much..." (Kakashi with an "I knew it" face)

"You bet! Hahaha let's go" (Ivan firmly)

They went to the kitchen, said good morning to everyone had a coffee and left.

They got to a park bench where 2 guys their age were standing and 4 girls were sitting on the bench.

Ivan went to kiss each on the cheek and as he kissed the first Kakashi's face went red as a tomato. With each girl his cousin kissed it got more and more red until with the last one, a cloud of steam went out of the top of his head and he almost fainted.

"Who is this pussy?" (Guy one aggressively)

"He looks like he never saw a girl, let alone kissed one" (Guy two with a smirk)

"Say one more thing and you both are dead." (Ivan said in a cold voice, while looking at them like a hawk looks at its prey)

They started shaking in panic and said in unison:

"We are sorry Ivan, it will never happen again!" And they ran away from them.

"Bro, what was that about?" (Kakashi inquiring)

"It doesn't matter, it won't happen again... Now, let's have some fun!" (Ivan happily)

"Who is this cutey? Hi, I am Ivana. You feel firm, do you have anything to say about me?" (Ivana said while sliding a finger across his chest.)

"H-h-he-Koniciwa!" (Kakashi stupefied)

He blurted with a red face.

"Hahahahahah Kakashi, you are awesome! They love you already! I couldn't pull that innocent act even if I wanted to..." (Ivan mocking but a bit proud at his cousin)

"W-w-whaa?" (Kakashi stunned)

"You know you are cute, don't be so shy. Let's just talk, you look like you aren't from here." (Ivana showing interest)

"Gomen'nasai, sorry. I lived all my life in Japan and came here with my dad to meet my family." (Kakashi explaining with a red face)

"Ohh, Ivan, he is your cousin? How is he so different from you? You two are like day and night." (Ivana astounded)

"Koniciwa, Kakashi. I am Petra and I love anime, especially romance and fantasy. Do you watch anime?" (Petra shyly)

"Wow cuz', you aren't here two full days and girls are already fighting over you. Yes, he is my cousin from my uncle. I look up to him the most." (Ivan proudly)

"He is the son of Josip! A war hero and a man like no other. Ivan made sure everyone not to forget that he has an uncle who took out over 30 tanks all by himself during the war." (Ivana impressed)

"Are you really his son?" (Petra puzzled)

"Why do you two always get to be in the middle of everything? We want to talk to people too, you know..." (Both other girls together making a fuss)

"Don't worry girls, I can keep you company." (Ivan smugly)

He said that going towards the girls, sat down and they started talking.

"My father did talk about his war efforts. In his count, he destroyed 25 and took over seven tanks in the war. But I don't think he would like me bragging about his accomplishments. You girls do look nice. Sorry for not saying earlier." (Kakashi shyly and proudly)

"How is it living with your dad?" (Ivana asking about the war hero)

"What anime do you like?" (Petra questioning)

"There is never a dull moment in my family. Everyone is crazy. And I follow SAO, can't wait for the new season. Slime-san is the best isekai I've ever watched. I do read manga and novels too. Kinda leaves room for imagination." (Kakashi proudly but still with a red face, now even more)

They spent some time laughing and talking, having fun and exchanging experiences.