Is he an alien?

As the night started to set and Kakashi's face couldn't get any more red. Then Ivan said:

"Alright, we should go now. If we stay Kakashi is gonna explode." (Ivan mocking Kakashi)

"I-I-I'm-I'm ok, Ivan, don't worry. But we should be getting back because we didn't hear from anyone since we got here. Sorry everyone, we should go..." (Kakashi trying to hide turmoil in his head)

"Let's go then" (Ivan)

As they said their goodbyes, they left for home and as they got there, they played a game Kakashi brought from Japan because Ivan said

"let's make you feel like at home" (and Ivan won every single match.)

"How the hell are you winning every game?!?!?! This is your first time playing!!!! Are you an alien?" (Kakashi shocked beyond belief)

"You earthlings are just bad at games that's all. I never lost a game since I was three." (Ivan with a smug face)

"HOW THE HELL DO YOU DO THAT ARE YOU A SHUT-IN? Wait, you cant be a shut-in... ARE YOU AN ALIEN?" (Kakashi still surprized)

"So what if I am? That's none of your business" (Ivan brushing him off)

"I'm your cousin I should know, but that doesn't matter now, how did you do in school?" (Kakashi interrogating)

"All A grades." (Ivan smug)

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?!?!" (Kakashi out of his mind)

"I'm just your cousin. I've been like this ever since I fell as a kid... At least that is what everyone tells me." (Ivan explaining at last)

"Wow dude, I don't get it... You hit your head when you fell, right?" (Kakashi while holding his fingers to his chin)

"Yeah... Something must have happened when I hit my head" (Ivan scratching his scar)

"Alright, I won't ask anymore... So what do you do at this time of day when there is no school" (Kakashi wondering)

Since it was already dusk Ivan said:

"Well, I usually go drinking with friends, but since you are here, do you want to go sightseeing?" (Ivan asking)

"Yeah, that is better. I am not allowed to drink" (Kakashi)

"First, let us call some girls to come with us." (Ivan)

"Wait, that wasn't enough for you?!?!" (Kakashi with an already red face)

"No, of course not, i love being around girls. Right now, I have 4 girlfriends, and they all love me, but only one is real love." (Ivan)

"F-f-f-four?!?!?!" (Kakashi in an even deeper red)

"Don't tell anyone... And I won't tell your dad how you act around girls." (Ivan proposing an agreement)

"Alright! I know nothing!" (Kakashi firmly)

"So, we are going to a night swimming. What kind of girls would you like me to call?" (Ivan interrogating)

"I'm not gonna be a part of this madness. But I kinda feel like you are gonna call someone anyway. I mean, Petra is cool, but Ivana is also a nice girl..." (Kakashi showing a fondness for them)

"Alright, they're gonna come." (Ivan)

"Wow that was quic... WAIT BOTH?!!?? I don't know if I can take that again." (Kakashi already flustered)

"You'll be fine. Go get your swim trunks and lets go." (Ivan reassuring Kakashi and almost commanding him)

"Meet you in front." (Kakashi shyly)

After Kakashi changed, he tried to sneak past Ivan, but he got caught by his shirt and dragged to the car that one of Ivan's girlfriends drives.

"Hey, honey." (Ivan)

"She is one 'SLAP' " - Kakashi's mouth got covered instantly by his cousin, even though Ivan was in front and Kakashi sat in the back.

"When a couple meets you need to let them say their greetings first. I thought you Japanese should know that." (Ivan)

"Hey, Ivan, darling. Hi there, I am Marina. Sorry about Ivan, he is kinda odd but I love him for that." (Marina)

"Mh-hm- hi. I am Kakashi. I am Ivan's cousin from Japan and I'll be joining you tonight. Please take care of me!" (Kakashi)

"No you won't! Aahahahah sorry, I had to say that, look how red you already are ahahaha." (Ivan)

"Don't worry, I'm glad to have you with us. Please, don't mind this joker. We are gonna have fun!" (Marina)

"You are an assh*le, Ivan." (Kakashi)

"To joke at your expense, I'll be an assh*le again." (Ivan)

"To have a laugh, everyone here would be a bit of an assh*le, sorry, but you'll get used to it" (Marina)

And they left for the beach laughing.