Chapter 0:


I Want You to Be Real with Me

Readme.msg >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Bookmark here

Hello, world. I’m the author of this program, Tensain Michito, alias ****(part corrupted). For coding reasons, you may call me ‘SHALLOW’ because that’s all who I am.Bookmark here

Please don’t be too surprised at this sudden introduction. It will be short, so please be patient as well.Bookmark here

I would like to thank Renka Mirimi, my childhood friend— no, my sister who has ************************************(part corrupted)Bookmark here

And also… I’m ************************(part corrupted)ve done.Bookmark here

Please *****************************(part corrupted)ce again, at least this time.Bookmark here

Ah, also don’t worry. This message won’t show up in the*******(part corrupted)ild. As you can see, this is a build made fo******(part corrupted)Bookmark here

>showbuildversionBookmark here

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Lenka.prgBookmark here

But if you’re not Mirimi-san here, I will hack you from my grave! If I***********(part corrupted)Bookmark here

Anyway, you should be more scar**********(part corrupted)Bookmark here

Renka, just in case you *****************(part corrupted)want to reminisce, I shall tell you who I am again. I mean, why not take advantage of this? This message will never be******!(part corrupted) I technically have written myself into history—Bookmark here

Ah, speaking of history, please don’t look through my computers. You already have the ****(part corrupted), so there’s no need.Bookmark here

Anyways, you know me. I’m the typical lonely high school and college student but I was an energetic child.Bookmark here

Remember the park? The one that had a side of just sand and one just of dirt? Oh, how many times have we played and many different games too!Bookmark here

Tug-of-war, Conquer the base, Two Kingdoms… just to name a few…Bookmark here

To be honest, I’ve forgotten some, but I know it was ***(part corrupted).Bookmark here

Oh, remember Tokihiro-chan— well, Tokihiro-san? He is ***********(part corrupted)me now. We used to *********************************(part corrupted)! >_<Bookmark here

Man, I do regret it now… I do regret it.Bookmark here

Tell me, have I done something wrong to everyone? Did I unconsciously become too proud? Did I **************(part corrupted)?Bookmark here

Tera-cha— ah, sorry. Tera-san, Yamaga-san, Nuuta-kun, Marinaya-san —— what did I do to them?Bookmark here

I mean, can I call it fun when it seemed like everyone hated it?Bookmark here

I was going to ***(part corrupted) that those days were fun but…Bookmark here

Ha, what am I saying? I already typed it up there —— five lines ago.Bookmark here

Silly me! I’m such a ****(part corrupted)fish.Bookmark here

Pardon me, I seem to be avoiding the subject.Bookmark here

I always take things too lightly and end up in a**************(part corrupted).Bookmark here

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Alright, let’s move on.Bookmark here

Well… I guess not.Bookmark here

It’s even worse in high school… even college.Bookmark here

I’m sorry, Renka, I just don’t find *********(part corrupted) memorable to share, at least ones that are happy and uplifting.Bookmark here

I mean, you already know my troubles, and I don’t ********************** (part corrupted) ************* (part corrupted)en enough. From here*******(part corrupted), I***********(part corrupted) myself.Bookmark here

I’ll be the most rel***************(part corrupted)gine! And that’s a promise*(part corrupted) feature!Bookmark here

But thanks anyway, even though I went dark in my delusions. Delusions that if I creat*****************(part corrupted), that I’d be the best person.Bookmark here

It we*************(part corrupted)’t it?Bookmark here

I regret it all. How I wish I could go back in time and punch myself.Bookmark here

But, hey, it’s a contr*******(part corrupted) to the world—Bookmark here

No, I can’t say it. It’s going to ruin the world.Bookmark here

I’d like to*******(part corrupted) as much as possible.Bookmark here

And for that reason, I created *********** (corrupted)Bookmark here

That’s the end of this messageBookmark here

At this point, this message will be for the**********(part corrupted), so you may just skip the entire thing.Bookmark here

>insert welcomemessage.msgBookmark here

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>666 File not foundBookmark here

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Running null.prgBookmark here

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>run ********************(file name not found).prgBookmark here

Program running…Bookmark here

>dcomp null.zipBookmark here

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Decompressing failedBookmark here

>dcomp 1.zipBookmark here

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>SuccessBookmark here

>execute ************.rrlsfBookmark here

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>SuccessBookmark here

Error: has been successfully decompressed and the following auto-commands has been executed:Bookmark here

>run dream.prgBookmark here

>execute vgfmnca.frlsfBookmark here

***Bookmark here

“Tensai. Tensai!”Bookmark here

Ugh, morning already?Bookmark here

“Tensai! Are you stupid? Goodness, even if your name means ‘genius,’ you are still a lazy head!”Bookmark here

That’s not even my name… and the kanji’s different.Bookmark here

Moreover, whose voice is this? I’ve never heard her before…Bookmark here

Did I get drunk? No way, I don’t drink.Bookmark here

Then he slowly opens his eyes, and on top of him sat a beautiful red-haired woman whose white shirt is carelessly unbuttoned. It seems that she had known him for a long time, and yet—Bookmark here

W—who is this!?Bookmark here

The drowsy man suddenly becomes alert and pushes the woman off of him.Bookmark here

“Hey! What’s the big idea? Is that the way to treat your wife?” she pouts and glares at him with her matching red eyes.Bookmark here

M—my wife? Wife!?Bookmark here

Then, the man nervously looks upon his surroundings.Bookmark here

This room. It is my room, but quite different! M—my computer isn’t supposed to be there… It should be there!Bookmark here

“W—who are you!?” the man rudely points at her.Bookmark here

“Pointing at another person is rude. Isn’t that what you taught me?”Bookmark here

“I didn’t or do teach anyone!”Bookmark here

The man takes another look around ‘his room.’Bookmark here

Wait, where’s my manga boo— wait… my voice sounded different, didn’t it?Bookmark here

“Geez, what’s up with you? Is this a joke because this isn’t funny!” the woman bounces back on his stomach.Bookmark here

“Urgh! You’re heavy!”Bookmark here

“How rude! I shall punish you with kisses.”Bookmark here

“Huh!? No! Stop! Stoppu!”Bookmark here

But, her lips close as her face draws near his.Bookmark here

Is this a dream!? It’s a dream!!Bookmark here

“Waghaug!!” the man somersaults out of his bed and lands on his back. “Gihagh!”Bookmark here

The woman quickly rushes to his rescue, “Love, are you okay? You shouldn’t be making sudden movements in the morning.”Bookmark here

“Kihhh!!”Bookmark here

My heart feels like it’s going to break out of my chest!Bookmark here

But what is this!? Why does this dream feel so real!Bookmark here

“I—I—!”Bookmark here

The woman once again sits atop him, but this time on his waist, “Jeez! You could have asked me!”Bookmark here

W—what!?Bookmark here

The man has grown into a state of frozen fantasy.Bookmark here

I—if this is a dream, nothing consequential will happen, right? T—therefore… maybe I could kiss this lady! Even if it’s from a dream!Bookmark here

Then, he puckered his mouth out.Bookmark here

“Oh? You’re really asking for it— ah!”Bookmark here

But, something else puckered out.Bookmark here

“How are you so energetic this morning?”Bookmark here

Ah, crap! My puberty!Bookmark here

“I—i—i—it’s nothing! Nothing!”Bookmark here

The woman has grown quite impatient with him and pins him down with her slender arms. She is now making heavy breaths with every movement. Then, she closed his lips for a kiss.Bookmark here

“Mmmmmmmm,” is the weird expectant sound from the man, who is acting very much like a child.Bookmark here

Yes! I’m finally going to lose my virginity, even if it’s just in a dream!!
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