I'm a guy

A figure jumped out and hugged Zhi Min, Zhi Min who was caught off guard fell to the ground with the person on top of him.

“B-boss!”Zhi Min was shocked when he saw his boss hugging him

“Wah, Zhi Min, the customers today are more than usual, please help out!”Qing Rui cried outZhi Min dazed out for a moment before nodding, he followed her into the back rooms and changed into the work uniform.However, when he changed, he found himself in a female maid uniform.

“Boss...when did you get my body size?”Zhi Mi gave Qing Rui a strange look, stuck her tongue out and said “tee hee”

“Don’t act cute, boss, when did you do it?”Zhe Min leaned closer in and askedQing Rui laughed awkwardly

“Um, your school uniform?”She muttered

“Lies, I kept that hidden, and I also ordered it to be a bit bigger for me, how did you get my perfect size”Zhi Min was baffled

“Well...you’re just so huggable, I memorised your body size”She scratched the back of her head awkwardly and said

Zhi Min stepped back

“Boss, I’m still underaged, please restrain yourself”Zhi Min said and ran out to help Ying Rui with the customers

When he stepped out, he saw the seats were full and barely and empty tables were left.He was confused since Qing Rui said that this cafe isn’t very popular.But this was pretty damn popular in Zhi Min’s eyes.

Ying Rui was in charge of cooking while Zhi Min ran around passing the food and coffee.He attracted a lot of attention due to his long pink hair.

“Is she new?”

“She looks cute, I wonder if she has a boyfriend”

Zhi Min heard some of the customers and sighed in his heart.He continued to pass the food around, after two hours, the cafe was finally empty and Zhi Min was huffing.

“boss...I was not informed of this much customers”Zhi Min complained

Qing Rui shook her head

“I didn’t expect so much people either, recently the business is getting more and more popular, usually we would have a few tables full, but never this much”Qing Rui replied

Ying Wu walked out from the kitchen

“Wah, Zhi Min, you look so cute in a maid uniform, I have more clothes, can you try them on as well”Ying Wu said excitedly

Zhi Min stepped back

“Devils, you are both devils, I’m not a toy, I-I didn’t sign my life away when I signed the contract...did I?”Zhi Min’s words began to tremble as he mumbled as if he was chanting.

“I didn’t just screw myself over did I?”

“No, d-did I just make a deal with the devil?”

Qing Rui and Ying Wu glanced at one another before laughing, Zhi Min was just too amusing.“Hahaha, Zhi Min, you’re so cute even when you’re scared, ah, come on, let's go eat”Qing Rui chuckled and went to the kitchen to prepare dinner.

Zhi Min headed back into his room, he felt his chest tighten as the shirt he wore soon felt a bit small.He looked down and realised that his body had changed back to a girl.

Zhi Min didn’t feel much by the change, she took a quick shower and changed into her pajamas.She then walked out to the kitchen where Qing Rui and Ying Wu were seated.When they saw her, they fell into a slight daze, especially Ying Wu.

She then stared at her own chest before at Zhi Min’s chest.She then fiddled with her chest before her eyes lost their colour.

“She’s younger than me...why is she so big…”Her expression was lifeless and filled with depression

Zhi Min smiled awkwardly and sat down.

“Zhi Min...tell me your secret, how much milk did you drink, what type of milk”Ying Wu questioned desperately

Zhi Min didn’t know how to reply

“Um, I’ve never had milk before...I was too poor to have it, even bread would be luxurious”Zhi Min said

“hah?They grew so big without milk!”She fiddled with Zhi Min’s chest and shouted

Zhi Min felt a strange sensation rise from her chest as she quickly pushed Ying Rui away.

“D-don’t do that”She said shyly, this time, it was genuine, she had never had anyone touch her chest like that before so it felt strange.

Qing Rui laughed

“How nice it is to be young, so Zhi Min, how was your first school day?Did you make any friends?”Qing Rui asked

Zhi Min’s mood suddenly dropped as if she remembered something bad.Memory flash

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At lunch, Zhi Min walked out of the cafeteria holding some food.He sat down under a tree and began eating when a girl approached him.

“Um, Zhi Min, will you go out with me?”The boy asked shyly

Zhi Min tilted his head

“Um, I’m sorry, but I’m a guy, I could have sworn I made it clear when I entered the classroom”Zhi Min replied, shooting the boy down immediately

“Y-you’re joking right?With your appearance?!”The boy walked away after Zhi Min gave him a cold look

Just after a few moments of silence and enjoyment of his lunch, another boy came up.He was one from the seed class and had a B class talent.

“I’m Ren Ba from your class, when i laid eyes on you, I felt my heart race, will you please-”

“I’m a guy”Before Ren Ba finished, Zhi Min spoke out hastily

Ren Ba froze and stared at Zhi Min

“A-a guy?”

He looked Zhi Min up and down

“you?”He pointed at him and asked

Zhi Min nodded

Ren Ba felt as if he was struck by a heavy blow

Afterwards, three more guys came up in separate times

“Zhi Min, I-”

“I’m a guy”

“Zhi Min, will-”

“I’m a guy”

“Zhi-”

“I’m a guy”

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Zhi Min froze when Qing Rui asked if she made any friends, the memory dawned on her like a never ending nightmare.

“Ahaha, the school life was just fine, I made it to the seed class with an E class talent”Zhi Min said quickly, hoping to change the subject

Qing Rui and Ying Wu froze, the chopsticks in their hands dropped as they stared at her in shock

“Z-Zhi Min, y-you won’t l-leave u-us will you?”Qing Rui stuttered and said with a scared expression

Zhi Min shook her head

“Although I don’t know what it means to have a talent, but boss was the first to reach out to me, I will not leave boss”Zhi Min said cutely

Qing Rui hugged Zhi Min and cried

“I knew Zhi Min was the best, I will give you a raise!”She cried out

Ying Wu slapped the table

“Where’s my raise!I’ve worked here for so long!”She shouted

Zhi Min smiled

‘At least with these two, I won’t be bored’

“Ah, the food is getting cold!”Zhi Min realised and quickly started eating

The other two nodded and began eating as well, they laughed together as they finished the meal.

“Zhi Min, how about sleeping with me tonight?”Qing Rui held out her arms and said passionately

Zhi Min shrunk back

“Sister Ying, please help me”Zhi Min cried out, Ying Wu smiled and grabbed Qing Rui’s head

Boss, how about I give you my special massage?”She said as her grip increased

“owowowow!Zhi Zhi, help me!”

Zhi Min turned her head

“Boss, I heard sister Ying’s massage is very comfortable, I’m sure you’ll sleep soundly”Zhi Min said

“If by sleeping, you mean death!Yes, I’ll definitely sleep!Help me!”Qing Rui shouted out

Zhi Min ignored her sorrowful cries and closed the door as if she didn’t see any of it.As if she was just a passerby and had nothing to do with the two of them.

The night went by with the sound of Qing Rui’s screams, silence then followed the scream.Dead silence…

When Zhi Min woke up, she changed into her school uniform, the chest was no longer puffed and his voice was deeper like usual.

“Boss didn’t die last night...did she?”

He walked out the room and to the kitchen.There she saw Qing Rui with two black bags hanging under her eyelids.Even without being there, he knew that Qing Rui must have suffered last night.

“Um, boss, how was your night?”Zhi Ling said with a trace of awkwardness

Qing Rui turned over

“Ah, Zhi Min, yes, lunch is prepared, you can have a seat”She said drowsily

Zhi Min tilted his head

“Boss, its morning”She said

“Oh, I should start preparing dinner then, is our fridge empty?”Qing Rui swayed side to side before she fell sideways.

Zhi Min quickly ran up and caught her in his arms.Sweat began to roll down the side of his face.

‘I must never mess with Ying Wu, I might really die even if I start practicing spiritual strength’

 She placed Qing Rui back into bed and left the cafe.She then hung a sign on the door saying ‘Closed of the day’ and left.

In Qing Rui’s current condition, she could barely think, much less run a cafe.Zhi Min headed to school, when he was about to enter the front gate, a black sports car zoomed down the street and parked in front of the gate.Red carpet was then laid down on the path as a boy around the age of Zhi Min walked out.

He had an arrogant look on his face and his eyes showed contempt to those around him as if they were nothing but ants in his eyes.But when his eyes landed on Zhi Min, his eyes sparkled.

He slowly walked over

He opened his mouth and was about to speak when…

“I’m a guy”Zhi Min said without hesitation

The boy stared at Zhi Min

“Haha, you really know how to joke, I clearly saw you working at a maid cafe yesterday, how can you possibly be a guy?”He laughed and said

Zhi Min tilted his head

“I’m a guy though, that uniform was the only set so I had to wear it, it suited me anyways so I didn’t mind”Zhi Min said expressionlessly

The boy laughed even more

“You jest, with your looks, even some of the prettiest girls I’ve met could not compare to you”The young man curled his hair and leaned in closer towards him.

“Become my woman, I’ll make you happy”He said as he lifted Zhi Min’s chin up

Students who saw this blushed, the girls all screamed in excitement as they saw this exciting and passionate scene.Zhi Min however remained expressionless.He grabbed the boy’s hand and moved it away.

“I’m a guy, propose to me again and I’ll make sure your little brother will never rise again”Zhi Min then turns his head and walks off.

“Ee, so exciting, one is handsome and the other is pretty, if they got in a relationship, who do you think will be on top?”A girl asked

“Obviously the handsome one, the pretty one are always the one on the bottom”

“But look at his expression, so cold, he will definitely be on top even if he is pretty”

“You’re right, the other boy couldn’t even get his expression to change, how can he be on top”The girls all agreed and watched Zhi Min walk off.The boy stared at Zhi Min, his eyes filled with infatuation and obsession.

“Playing hard to get?I like it”He licked the side of his lips and said

Zhi Min entered the classroom and saw that the teacher was already there.He took a glance at Zhi Min and was shocked to see that Zhi Min’s spiritual strength increased dramatically.

“You improved so much over night, not even the A class talents can compare to your speed, fascinating, I must inform the higher-ups later”He said enthusiastically

Zhi Min nodded

“Sir, can you teach me proper combat?”Zhi Min asked

The teacher lifted his brows

“Oh, why is that?You should be excited that your spiritual strength rose”He questionedZhi Min frowned

“It's just...guys are proposing to me all the time, if I don’t improve quickly, I might get dragged to a back alley some day”Zhi Min fiddled with his finger and replied

“This...this is the first time I’ve heard such a strange reason, I’ll just take it as self defence”The teacher laughed and said