Chapter 5:

Puri Puri Magical Girls !

Narrating a Moron in Tokyo


Author note : This chapter is terribly bad and short due to lack of time. I will rewrite it when I can.

"So I guess this is it huh".

"Guess it is"

Really? No hugging ? No kiss ? No words of love? Not even a passionate look into each other's eyes?

"Well I think my heart did skip a beat. Or maybe it was fear." said Louis.

"I guess that's a given seeing the minuscule quantity of the potion we drank. At that point it just gave us a romantic spike. Enough to fall in love. Not enough to crave each others. But in the end, the potion did take effect. Soon, we will exponentially love one another more and more until...

"Until?" questioned Louis worriedly.

"We go thought consensual slavery : Marriage."

"Oh no...
Is there a cure?"

"Maybe some passion-killers, odd fetishes, arguing over childrens and time..."

"And before that point?"

"I guess I could make a cure indeed."

"Then what are you waiting for?"

"Well, I know this was just a temporary measure at first. But now... I... like... you?"

Have you guys forgot my existence? I know this a what you decided to go with in this story author. But you really like to rub salt into the wound.

"You don't have any wounds. You're not real." both Louis and Hoshiko responded nonchalantly..

Great. Now Louis terrible sense of humour has gotten into Hoshiko too. This couldn't get more wrong.
After these... events. The new couple continued on with their classes... Listening to the teachers... Catching glimpses of each others...

...

No... I'm... I'm not depressed. I mean come on guys...

It's not like the author had that much authority over the story. I still have my chances !

It isn't like he could spawn a magical girl in the story for example ! That just shows that he needs to follow continuity ! And the fans too ! How many stories finishes with one ship betweens characters winning against the others because the fans were leaning towards it? A lot !

Louis, who was now taking a walk with Hoshiko after the end of the school day, decided to intervene : "Between characters. Nuance."

Well thank you Louis. That was an interesting comment. The story sure is going to advance easily with your help.

...

As you can see, I do not take bullsh*t anymo...re?

What? What's this downtown?

No...

You're kidding... Right?


This...


There's a white flying stuffed animal going toward our crew.

It's-

"Hello ! My name is Pringles ! I come from the story "Puri Puri Magical Girls !". I heard your cries for help and now, here I am !" told the flying furby.

"Oh my ! Will you look at you ! What's your name ?"

"Shukumei Hoshiko."

"Well, you're going to be the first person I make into a magical girl !"

"No."

"Good joke ahah ! Puri Puri Transformation !"

The surrounding environment turned bright as sparkles appeared all over the vision of both Louis and the Narrator. Both of them could only be blinded by the effects at play. After a few seconds of trickling sound and glitter splashing into Louis face. Everyone collected themselves to see... Hoshiko in a magical girls outfit which was way too small, making her unable to breath properly.

Louis was just dumbfounded : "What's... happening?".

Hoshiko was looking more annoyed than anything : "Yeah... Tens of underage girls are turned into magical girls every year without their consent." she said, clearly understanding the situation.

Louis, finally regaining consciousness, took off his coat to cover Hoshiko.

"I'll slice this little sh*t !"

"No need. I'll do what anyone should do in this situation." Hoshiko stopped Louis.

She proceeded to take a small object attached to her backpack and pulled on the string.

IWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWI

This was actually a safety alarm. And now, multiple people started to gather around...

"I'll... I will come back !" said the lame plushy. 

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