Chapter 7:

Confession

Narrating a Moron in Tokyo


Kentaro was-

"Don't ruin the moment narrator, at least narrate quietly." Louis said promptly.

"He's right. You're annoying." Hoshiko reciprocated.

Fine. Kentaro was now in front of his crush. It was quite awkward to see everyone go away when he approached. But he was used to this kind of treatment. However, this time, he did not let the petite girl he crushed on get away. Her worried look grew heavy when Kentaro called out to her.
Excepted the hidden Louis and Hoshiko, the place was now deserted. It was his moment.

He recalled what Louis told him to do : Show his strong points by doing a Kabedon and ask her to go out with him.

Kabedon : the act of forcing another person against a wall with one hand and confessing to them.
This... sounded a little wrong out loud but it's really common in shojo stories...

"Imawashii-san. I need to tell you something important so brace yourself."

Sugiru slowly approached the brown-haired girl as she retreated a little, only to be stopped by a wall. Sugiru was, without knowing it, taking a more ominous voice due to his anxiety.

"Would you-" He prepared himself and positioned his right arm mid-air. The girl had her feet frozen, unable to move due to the fear.
Moments later, his right hand launched itself to the wall and...


CRASH


Went right through it.

"Go out please?"

Well that's... certainly showing his strong points... But I think he forgot one part, no?
The girl in front of him has never been so scared in her entire life. The only thing retaining her conciousness were her survival instincts. And they were screaming.
She could only turn her head to find a saviour, only to see Louis and Hoshiko, completely shocked of the situation.

"H- Help..."

"SO?"

"I- I'M SORRY" as she ran away without looking back.

...

Louis from now on, please don't try to give love-advice ever again. Your advices suck.

"Yeah redirect them to me instead. I have a 100% success rate." added Hoshiko, rubbing salt in the wound.

"Wanted to say that I this was going to be 0% soon. But I really can't bring myself to hate you Hoshiko..."

"Louis..."

"Hoshiko..."

Stop flirting.


... Not far from the actions of our protagonists, a similar scene happened...


Today was a big day. Yes indeed Hitohito was going to confess his feelings to the girl he liked.

Finally ! After over 1 year of timidity, he had gathered the courage to ask her out. Of course, this was not possible in front of so many people. That's why he waited for the class to empty up until the both of them were left.

'I guess this is it then. God, if this confession is a bad idea, just show me a sign.'

At that moment, a fist, no slower than a rocket, punched though the wall and almost ended in Hitohito's face. Fate truly was against his happiness. But a man should learn to lie down when he has been beaten up. Even if he didn't actually take the hit.

'Welp. Guess that's that.'

Louis, trying to help bring 2 people together, managed to distance 4. That just goes to show how his advices truly suck.


...Back to this sham of a Love-master...

Another day, another chapter in the life of -

"Don't you dare."

Louis, overcome from his guilt, decided to explain the situation to the brave girl that got ""confessed"".

It will be truly weird to try and explain the situation to her, but Louis didn't mind a bit of shame if it avoided the ̶s̶a̶s̶s̶y̶ ̶a̶t̶t̶i̶t̶u̶d̶e̶ humorous intervention of his narrator.
Her class finished, he promptly got into the classroom, not letting her go and get out of sight. This was an urgent matter.

"I'm sorry, do you remember the guy from yesterday?"

"I'm sorry. I don't know what you mean..."

"You know... the one with black hair..."

Louis clearly forgot he was in Japan.

"What?" the girl was as confused as me.

"You know... Short hair, small nose..."

Out of all the characteristics he has. You really had to go with these ones. I think your shame truly made you forgot in which country you are. I did not even describe Kentaro with these words...

'Shut yout mouth.'

The girl in front of him, confused, asked "Are you perhaps mistaking me for my twin sister? She's just behind you..."

And here I thought it was abnormal for her to forget such an event. There was actually two of them !
Turning around, Louis didn't have to repeat. She looked worried and clearly recognized why he was here.

"What is it? Are you here to warn me on his behalf?"

"No no no... You see, he just wanted to confess at that time."

"I do not want to hear him confess to any crime... I don't want to be an accomplice."

"I meant romanticaly..."

"Please stop joking. I hope I never have to see him again."

She got around Louis and escaped to the door. Not wanting to hear more. Clearly Louis was bad at this love business...

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