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Memento Mori

Remember that you will die, you are mortal.
Unless... you're me.

My name is Samuel. I lived a pretty boring, normal life and died a boring, normal death.
One day, a necromancer named Lady Maria decided to bring me back to life.
I ask her, "Why did you do this?"
and she said "Your anatomical features are outstanding, you will be useful. Become a minion of mine and I shall lead you to glory!"
"...Glory?" I say. "Me? Useful? Anatomical features? I died from a heart attack when I was 74, how am I anatomically outstanding?"
"What was your cause for it?", She says.
I say; "Probably ate junk food, I don't know."
"Junk food? What's that?" She responds.
"Nevermind" I say as I start to whistle*   
"Well, tell me this. Are you upset with the way you are?"
"Nope," I respond "Why would I?"
"Good, I don't want a suicidal undead to be my minion like last time."

"what." I say and we both go into deep silence. This is where my journey starts.


*NOTE THAT SKELETONS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO WHISTLE