Chapter 33:

How about a kiss?

So What If I'm a Girl



"Please, give me chance to make up for these years"Yuan Min spoke in sorrow and distress.


Wang Liu and Wang Shu's attitude towards this situation was sympathetic.If their children said the same thing to them, they'd be disheartened as well.Of course, that was only if it was a girl, if it was a boy, they'd give him a hell of a spanking.


"How much was mothers medical bill?You paid for it didn't you"She then said without answering him


Yuan Min suddenly felt that there was hope, he nodded


"It was five hundred thousand, to get her the best treatment, I paid an extra million"


Lan Du listened and took out a card.She scanned her bracelet and threw the card at him.


"There is 2 million inside, I won't accept your money"She said coldly


Yuan Min was shocked, Lan Du's attitude was beyond his expectations.When she asked about the bill, he thought she would feel touched by the amount he paid.Yet he didn't expect her to toss a card worth more at his face!


"This..."


"To hell with your money, if I want to leave, those two behind won't be able to stop me, at most I'd have to bare with a few days with another broken arm"Lan Du smirked under her mask and said


Yuan Min frowned and furrowed his brows


"Don't be difficult, I am still your father, I just want to help you and make up for my mistakes"He said in a pleading tone.


Lan Du turned around and stared at the two at the window.She slowly unzipped her jacket, revealing a shirt beneath.


"Let me tell you, there's nothing beneath"Lan Du said with a smile


Wang Liu and Wang Shu suddenly had a bad premonition.Lan Du chuckled and held her hand at the very top button.She unbuttoned it.


"My dear father, I wonder what you can do in this situation?"Lan Du unbuttoned a second button, revealing her smooth skin beneath.Her small collar was jade white and her neck was completely revealed.


"Cover your eyes you two fools!If you dare look I'd rip your eyes out myself"Yuan Min roared


He didn't expect Lan Du to make such a bold mover.The two at the window immediately covered their eyes, Lan Du laughed at this and ran up.She grabbed their heads and slammed it together.Although it didn't knock them out, it still dazed them, her actions was much more vicious than they thought.


She then crashed out the window and jumped out.


"Idiots!Hah, my dear father, next time pick some more experienced commanders, not some bean sprouts from the ground"Lan Du laughed as she jumped out.


"Stop her!"Yuan Min shouted


By the time they two reacted, Lan Du was already falling once again.But this time she came prepared, she pulled a strap on her bag and it began to change.Two small jet engine like objects came out from bellow.Flames came out and caused her body to slowly descend at feather's pace.


Yuan Min let out a sigh of relief when he saw that she was prepared this time.She slowed her fall and the objects retracted into her bag.


"Don't bother chasing, we won't be able to get her"Yuan Min shook his head and sighed


Wang Shu and Wang Liu turned to him.


"Colonel, you daughter's strong"Wang Liu said


"Yes, but she is crazy and sly"Wang Shu added


Yuan Min knocked their heads


"Is my daughter someone you can speak so casually about?"He said coldly


The brothers laughed


"Colonel, this was the first time I've seen you struggle so much speaking to someone, how about some lessons?"Wang Shu said as he laughed


Yuan Min knocked on their heads again, Wang Liu Gave him the 'Why me" look when he was hit a second time.


"You two...did you see anything?"Yuan Min then asked


The two looked at each other and scratched their heads


"um...colonel, she was wearing another layer of clothing below"Wang Shu said awkwardly


Yuan Min froze


"Then why didn't you stop her!"he shouted


They replied immediately


"Just following orders, Sir!"They said seriously as if it was not their fault.They were just following orders...


Yuan Min felt as if he was played, Lan Du was just too much of a trickster.He sighed and covered his eyes with one hand.In all his years in being a colonel, he has never fallen for schemes from the enemy, yet he fell for the schemes of his own daughter.


"Colonel, we have been meaning to ask, what is your daughter called?"They asked


Colonel's face suddenly began to sweat, he turned around and coughed awkwardly


"We should leave now"He said


"c-colonel, it couldn't...you don't know her name"Wang Liu asked


Colonel Yuan began to sweat even more


"Colonel...we used to respect you, please don't break our image of you like this"


They later left in awkwardness, the commanders had a beat up face while the Colonel had a dark face.He was pissed, thats for sure.


Lan Du headed back to the academy, she changed her jacket and removed the mask.When se returned, the sky has gone dark.She went back to the dorm to the warm welcoming of her room mates.She smiled.


"Where's my cup noodle?"When Lan Du asked, two of them turned to the fatty


"Fatty, I wonder where my cup noodle went?I just bought it yesterday"Lan Du cracked her knuckles and walked closer.


Fatty began to shiver


"I-I, traitors!Both of you!"He tried to run but Lan Du grabbed him


"Did you know I was taught how to make braised pork stew?I heard it was very nourishing, wanna try"Lan Du leaned closer and said in a threatening tone


Fatty began to shake, he understood her words.In her eyes, he was the pig!No, he was merely material to her!


Tie Wang and Ling Shou laughed, this was the type of dorm they are after all.The dorm wouldn't be the way it was if even one of them was missing.Lan Du also had some fun with these room mates, she grabbed a cup noodle and began eating while she laughed with them.


"Lan Du, where were you the whole day?"Tie Wang asked


Lan Du looked up


"I went to visit my mother, she hasn't been doing well lately"Lan Du said bitterly


Fatty placed a hand on her shoulders


"Don't worry, I'm sure she will get better, after all, I'm still alive and kicking"He said with a laugh


Lan Du smiled


"Thats if you can still kick, with your body, even jumping might get hard"Lan Du chuckled


Fatty nudged her back and they all laughed, but when he nudged, he accidentally nudged her arm which held the cup noodle.Causing it to spill over her.The laughing suddenly stopped.


Her cloths were soaked by the soup and the ground was stained by the noodles.Lan Du paused, so did fatty.Her cloths were now wet and was partially see through, she quickly stood up and ran to the bathroom.They were surprised that she didn't say anything or hit fatty, instead, Lan Du chose to go to the bathroom.


"He...isn't mad is he?"Fatty asked with uncertainty


Tie Wang and Ling Shou looked at him with pity in their eyes


"I'm afraid you will die"They said


Fatty shivered


In the bathroom, Lan Du let out a sigh of relief, she hoped that none of them saw the bindings that was revealed under her clothing.Just thinking back made he angry, not with fatty but in herself.She was angry that she let her guard down when she was with them.


She opened the door and knocked the wall next to it.She didn't fully open it so no one could see her.


"Tie Wang, get my spare cloths, they're at the back of my pillow, fatty, I'll deal with you later"Lan Du then closed the door.


She didn't lock it and opened the shower to adjust the temperature.She tugged her shirt as it was sticky from the soup staining on it.


Tie Wang later knocked on the door and opened it without waiting for her reply.Lan Du was shocked and didn't react before it happened.


Tie Wang poked his head in and saw Lan Du's soaked clothing.His face turned red when he saw how slim her body was with the cloths sticking to her body.He quickly placed the cloths down and closed the door.His heart was beating strangely fast and his face was flushed.


'Lan Du is really too feminine, I'm a normal boy, Tie Wang, don't think crooked!'


Lan Du grit her teeth, this time she noticed his expression.She locked the door and took off her cloths.After a few minutes, she came out the bathroom in clean clothings.Her hair was still wet and her expression was cold.


"Tie Wang, come with me"She said coldly


Tie Wang took in a deep gulp and followed Lan Du which confused the other two.Why was it Tie Wang?Wasn't it supposed to be fatty?


They went downstairs and onto the empty ground below the dorm.Lan Du turned around and stared at Tie Wang who was frightened out of his mind.


"What did you see?"She asked


"N-nothing, I swear!"He said


Lan Du pinned him to the wall


"You better be truthful, I have a short temper"


Tie Wang blushed


"I-I-I saw how slim your body was!"


Lan Du paused


"what?"She was confused


"I'm sorry, I should have know you didn't want people to know you have a slim body that doesn't match your strength!"He confessed


Lan Du was dazed


'Thats what he saw!?'


She sighed, at least he didn't see anything that gave her away.She took her hand away and stood back.


"Forget it, but speak about it to anyone and your relationship with the ground will be intimate"Lan Du threatened before leaving to go back to the ground.


Tie Wang leaned on the wall and his body slowly slid down as he sat against the wall.That experience was terrifying yet...exciting?!


Tie Wang slapped himself


"Calm down, you're a normal boy...Lan Du is...too pretty for a boy, his eye lashes are also quite long, No, I mustn't think about it!"He slapped himself again before heading back up.


When he entered the room, he saw Fatty laying on the ground motionlessly.Ling Shou was curled up on his bed as he faced the wall as he mumbled to himself:


"Fatty won't die...mustn't mess with Lan Du...terrifying...I'm just a maggot who can't help..."


Tie Wang was shocked, what happened in the matter on minutes he was outside!He rolled fatty over to see his face was actually perfectly fine.But there was a strange white foam coming out of his mouth.His pupils were rolled back so it was completely white.


Lan Du was on her bunk reading a book casually as if none of it had anything to do with her.Tie Wang shivered, he was filled with relief that Lan Du didn't do anything to him.Or he might have ended in a state similar to fatty's.


He asked Ling Shou


"What happened?"


Ling Shou turned to him with a dreaded expression.


"Lan Du's first rule, mustn't question Lan Du...Lan Du's second rule, must not speak of Lan Du..."His eyes began to water as he began crying


"w-why are you crying?"Tie Wang was shocked, he has never seen Ling Shou so...he does not know how to describe this scene!


"Lan Du's third rule!"Ling Shou sobbed as he curled up even more.


Tie Wang decided not to ask when he felt Lan Du's piercing gaze landing upon him.He quickly went to his bed and laid down.


Lan Du smiled when she saw what he did, she then closed her book and laid down on the bed.Her eyes closed and the day ended.


The next day, the three seemed as if they forgot what happened yesterday, they knew Lan Du's personality, once the day is over, what happened yesterday is not today.So they didn't feel dejected, in fact, they were glad Lan Du is so forgiving.


When Lan Du arrived at class, two figures jumped at her the moment she entered.She looked down and saw Xie Ying and Xie Jing hugging her tightly.


"Eh, did something happen?"She asked


They nodded and held her even more tightly


"Did someone bully you?"Lan Du said with concern


They nodded again


"Who is it, I'll beat them down"Lan Du said coldly

They looked at each other and pointed at her.Lan Du looked behind her and saw that there was no one there.

"It's you, you dense fool!"They shouted and held her arms tightly

Lan Du suddenly felt a bit awkward, she didn't remember doing anything that would hurt them...did she?She then noticed that everyone in the class was looking at them.

"L-lets go to the seats first"She said

The two led her to the seat and sat down.They glared at her with angry gazes.

"why...why did you leave yesterday?We want to support you, how can you decide things for yourself?Don't leave us like that again!"

Gazes all landed on Lan Du which caused an awkward situation.Their words caused some misunderstandings but Lan Du knew what they meant.They didn't want Lan Du to leave them from what happened yesterday at the virtual training, Lan Du's vicious actions scared them but they were trying their best for her, yet she decided to leave.

"I apologise"She said with sincerity, she placed a hand on both their heads


"I'm sure you both worked hard to endure it yet I chose to leave, but in the future, we will be in the battlefield, you will see actions like mine everywhere"


The two shook their heads


"Definitely not, your actions are scarier than war itself, how can there be anything like yours?"They waved their hands and said truthfully


Lan Du paused, she chuckled and took out two necklaces.One was silver in colour while the other was gold.


"Yesterday I was busy so I had to leave early, as apologies, I bought you two a gift"Both necklaces matched them, they took the necklaces happily but paused for a bit.


"Was it expensive?"They asked


Lan Du shook her head


"It was quite expensive, they were five million each since I had them make the special design for it, but it's well worth it, these necklaces can increase spiritual strength when you where it, your improvements will increase"Lan Du said warmly as she patted their heads.


The other students stared at her in shock, five million each!That was ten million in total!


Some of the girls were green with jealousy that Lan Du gave them such precious items.The boys were also jealous from how rich Lan Du was, spending ten million for necklaces.


Xie Ying and Xie Jing shook their head and tried to return the necklace.


"We can't take this, it's too precious"

Lan Du pushed it back

"If you don't take it, who would?I can't refund these things, how about giving me a kiss in return?"Lan Du said with a smile.


The two looked at the necklaces in their hand, its designs were very delicate and the materials were good.But they didn't want to cause Lan Du trouble.When they heard Lan Du asking for a kiss, they blushed slightly.


"w-we can talk about it after class"Xie Ying said in embarrassment


"y-yes, w-we will take the necklaces...as for the other matter...after class we..."They covered their faces in embarrassment.


Lan Du giggled to herself, she is never bored of teasing these two.