Chapter 5:

#03: Cheers for the Nonsense!

AirWise


The 4 friends have just finished their lunch so they decided to play TAFPP again, but with a twist

Mann: ok, ok! Ok, let's start with the letter D, thing: Diaper, animal: Dog, food: Figs, person: Dorothy Malakuses Infrantium Bologodakz Cercex Evangelion Parthenon Hendai Sagumasuma, place: Denmark ( and he is blinking his eyes like he is sending some morse code to his friends )

Genesis: ok, me next! thing: Fork, animal: Falcon, food: Fries, person: Daniel Malakuses Infrantium Bologodakz Cercex Evangelion Parthenon Hendai Sagumasuma Hellespont Kyuubi Zenbon ( and after he received the morse code, he reciprocate and send his to the others )

Kim: me next! thing: Fan, animal: Ferret, food: Fudge, person: Dimitri Malakuses Infrantium Bologodakz Cercex Evangelion Parthenon Hendai Sagumasuma Hellespont Kyuubi Zenbon Sakura Haizenburger Badabad ( and he also send his Morse code to the others )

And they are basically checking out their female classmates

Mann: ( his Morse code says " L-o-o-k a-t m-y S-E-t-E is T-O-K-I, 87-57-83, C-U-P E, D-E-L-I-C-I-O-U-S )

Genesis: ( his Morse code says " L-o-o-k a-t m-y N-N-E i-s K-A-N-A-T-A, 98-64-92, C-U-P F, Y-U-M-M-Y )

Kim: ( his Morse code says " L-o-o-k a-t m-y W-S-W i-s A-R-I-S-U, 100-61-89, C-U-P G, S-L-U-R-P-I-L-I-C-I-O-U-S )

And now it's Ren's turn but then a classmate of theirs is standing in front of him

Ren: ( something is blocking his face and when he takes a look at it he was surprised ) Ha! your Balls!

The former student council President is standing in front of Ren and currently hitting Ren's face with his lower body part, and he is calling on Genesis, his name is Kazura Saruhage

Kazura: hahaha! I knew it was you

Genesis: hahaha! I knew that you knew what I knew that you knew how I knew that you'll know what I knew

And at the same time, they both said to each other

Genesis: Stupid!

Kazura: Virgin!

Kazura Saruhage is a childhood friend of Genesis until Genesis's family decided to leave their hometown. Way back in their early years, they always play only with each other as the other kids can't catch up to the games that they were playing, like hiding and seek but with an extra twist, they can only hide in another country and the person who is the "it" can't contact the police or any other Government offices as a form of help to catch the other players or that video game where you can only play if you have a cryptocurrency or that card game where it can only be verified by the souls in the middle of the cemetery while also playing the Ouija there. Most kids their age can't handle such over-the-top games that they've made and more. But one day, everything changed, Kazura saw his friend join the science fair, so he tried to join too, but on his first attempt, he didn't make it as he overslept, and when he arrived at the fair, he saw his friend, looking down on the floor, then he knew that Genesis loses his 1st try. In the very next year, he saw his friend join the science fair again, and when he tried to submit his project, he saw Genesis lose the fair again so he scratch his project into pieces. The next year's, his friend Genesis decided to not join the fairs at the moment, so to motivate his friend he joined the fairs, and for a couple of years, he won it twice, and for the 3rd time, he wins it again, so to match his winning, the friends decided to battle it out in their last elementary year. And yet, Kazura overslept again, and when he arrived at the fair, Genesis's project was there, but it didn't even have a single vote on it, so Kazura look for his friend, and he saw his friend at their usual playing place, in an abandoned building

Kazura: oh you are here? I saw the fair, those losers can't be even compared to you you know

Genesis: ( release a deep sigh ) I didn't see your last project Kazu, do you hate me?

Kazura: ha?! Are you stupid, what are you even talking about?

Genesis: Nah, forget it, I'm going home

And that was the last time they see each other. And in the current day, Genesis still hates Kazura, and likewise Kazura to him. The main reason that Genesis hates Kazura is that during Kazura's triumphant victories during their elementary days, all the girls in their school were oogling to Kazura, and Kazura doesn't think anything of them as he only thinks of Genesis as his only friend, and Kazura hates Genesis for leaving him alone in their hometown and didn't even say anything when he left, and he also hates Genesis for never asking his help during his lowest times.

And everybody in the class 

Classmates: another Airhead huh?

Ren then pushes away Kazura as Kazura's lower body part still sticks to his face

Ren: Get away your balls from me you demon!

And a loud voice halt the rowdy situation, and it was the 3rd smartest student in class F, Amiya Frozart Wayaya

Amiya: ( throws her pen case towards Kazura but Kazura evaded it as he saw its reflection from the bottle of water so it hits Mann then Kim then Ren and when it was about to hit Genesis's balls, Genesis evaded it by contorting his entire body and using the air from the window to send it back to Amiya ) shut it or all of you are dead!

And every boy in the class falls in love with her jet-black hair, snow-white skin, very cute beautiful face, elegant body, and very serious persona, and on the opposite side, almost every girl in the class hates her.

On the other hand, the other 5 airheads of the class were thinking

Mann: ( I wanna marry her! )

Ren: ( I'll die for her )

Kim: ( My queen! My Life! )

Kazura: ( I hope she can honor me by giving birth to our child )

Genesis: ( he acts like he is solving a case like detective Kanon, and he said " I wonder what her original vital stats are" as he is not convinced about what he is currently looking at, as he saw from Amiya's shadow, things were very different from what everyone is seeing )

And someone suddenly entered the room, a student from class A, the dude has a long red hair

Rakuto: ( looks at the students in class F ) anyone knows what arts mean?

Mann: what are you doing here? Go back to your stinky jungle!

Kim: yeah! yeah! You don't belong here fool!

Ren: we don't want you! 

And the other students of class F start saying to Rakuto " We don't want you"

Rakuto: ( sits down on the teacher's chair and pulls out a remote control from his pocket ) then you shall know my ART!

Loud sounds suddenly played from different directions in the class, and their volumes were increasing by the minute

Kazura: ( laughing while everyone was in agony )

Mann: why the hell are you laughing you monkey?!

Kazura: ( look at him and take off one of the cotton that blocked his ear ) did you say something?

Mann: give us some of that cotton!

Kazura: but this is cotton 1 billion

Mann: then give us some!

Kazura: but this is a heirloom from my clan, can't share it

Mann: ahh! You monkey! ( then He saw Genesis also laughing while somehow dancing with the loud sound )

Genesis: you need something ma friend?

Mann: how are you not having any problems like the rest?!

Genesis: ( pulls out the plug in his ear ) cause I have this

Mann: what's that?!

Genesis: cotton 2 billion

Mann: ahhh! Just share it with the rest will you?!

Genesis: even though I wanted to, I just can't

Mann: why not?!

Genesis: cause this is made of my sperm cells combined with my morning saliva

Mann: ahhh! Why are my classmates crazy?!

And the entire class F said in their heads while in agony due to the loud sounds

Class F: ( ahh those Airheads )

When the plugs can't handle it anymore as the sounds were getting extremely loud, Ren suggested something

Ren: ( while covering both his ears ) were left with nothing but to use that forbidden technique!

Mann: ( even though he doesn't know what Ren meant, he just said ) you mean that?!

Kim: ( also don't understand what Ren means ) that's crazy, you mean that?!

Genesis: ( looking at Amiya's ass and said ) you mean that?!

And Amiya felt that someone was looking intensely at her and it gives her goosebumps

Kazura: ( still thinking if Amiya can give him a child ) you don't mean that?!

Ren: ( and he said ) according to legend, if we encounter something like this, then we must kiss the most important person to us, like tongue to tongue until the loud sound vanishes!

And all male students in the class look at Amiya with their lustful shining eyes, but then the loud sounds suddenly stop and a female student from another class entered the room 

Sylvia: oh, he's here, terrorizing the freshmen again?

Amiya: who are you?!

Mann: she is from the student council, the legendary white-haired black belt ninja, Sylvia Kurosei

Sylvia: oh you know me! Well yeah, that's me, how are you all? Having fun?

Kazura: why are the 2 of you here?

Sylvia: oh, former Student Council President! I thought it was a phony joke, but here you are

Kazura: ( looks at Rakuto ) again?

Sylvia: yeah, I'm taking him back to our room

Genesis: ( looking to Rakuto who is still sitting in the teacher's chair while looking blankly at the class ) what's wrong with him?

Sylvia ( grab Rakuto and put him on her back ) ah, this goofball you mean? He has a disorder called " Hypersomnia" 

Kazura: a condition in which people have excessive daytime sleepiness. This means they feel tired during the day. Hypersomnia can also include situations in which a person needs to sleep a lot. This may be due to other medical conditions, but can also be due to a problem in the brain.

Sylvia: well, that's that, this kid just wants to play with you all but he doesn't know how to socialize so he expresses it by saying " Know my Arts " or something like that, my apologies to you all, and now we're leaving

Amiya: ( blocks Sylvia's path ) as easy as that after you insulted our class?

Sylvia: ( smiles to Amiya and said ) well, you can always challenge our class to a duel, but with your IQs, I doubt you'll have a chance with our class A

Amiya: ( we're about to hit Sylvia's face, but then Genesis stopped her )

Genesis: ( look to Amiya and smiled, he then look to Sylvia and said ) will be surely looking forward to that Senpai

Sylvia: you sure do know more than you can take, boy

And after that Sylvia left the Class F room and the students of class F were  irritated by what class A have done to them

Amiya: ( she wondered what's between Kazura and class A, but then she also saw Genesis still holding her hand ) get away from me!

Genesis: ( he realized what just happened, and then he saw Amiya flicking away his hands, then he smell his hand that got a hold of Amiya's hand ) hmm...

Mann, Ren, and Kim asked Genesis if they can also smell his hand, but Genesis was thinking something different, he is getting excited about the upcoming days when he can finally test his skills with other smart individuals.




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