#03.5: Cheers for the Nonsense

One of the teachers in the Academy decided to quit his job so it's up to the head to look for a new one, luckily it didn't take long for that new one to come around

Hakarage sensei: 206 cm, 451 lbs ( thinks in his head "And a very muscular titan" ) we don't usually take outsiders, but how do you feel to be here Mr. Magnus Vulong?

Vulong: ( looks around and said in a very cold voice ) looks fine I guess, so Hagakare, right?

Ella Hakarage: ( wife of Hakarage sensei's only son ) watch your mouth outsider! You are talking to the headmaster of the Academy

Vulong: ( look to Ella, then to Hakarage sensei ) my apologies then Hakarage sensei, and to you my lady

Hakarage sensei: ( surprised that despite Vulong's appearance, he is actually a gentle giant ) my apologies too for my daughter-in-law here, you might be tired as you've just arrived from Denmark is it?

Vulong: ( looks to the fried chicken on the table, then said ) not really sensei, so, can I get evaluated today?

Hakarage sensei: ( munch some of the chicken, he does this when he needs to think hard ) our standards here are beyond the ceiling Mr. Vulong, are you still sure?

Vulong: ( looking intensely at the fried chicken in Hakarage sensei's hand ) of course sensei, after answering the "Einstein Test", and coming here, definitely

Hakarage sensei: well then, this is your final test to be accepted in the most equipped school in the country ( hide his chickens in his cabinet, breath deep, and said ) you need to pierce a heart, and I must not see, not even a drop of blood of the heart, that's it

Vulong: ( looks on the ground, look back to Hakarage sensei ) that's all sensei?

Hakarage sensei: ( sit back on his chair, fiddles with his hands, and said ) we only accept the most qualified, especially when such person didn't come from our Academy, we put extra effort to scrutinize that candidate, I hope you understand, and the time limit is, until 5 today

Vulong: scope?

Hakarage sensei: scope? ( look to Ella and Ella nods back to him ) as far as what suits your ability Mr. Vulong, may it be an insect, an anima-

Vulong: even humans yes?

Hakarage sensei: unlimited scope Mr. Vulong, even aliens, as you wish

Vulong: ( smirk, then goes out of the room ) 

Hakarage sensei: Good luck Mr. Magnus Vulong

After the meeting, Hakarage sensei craves more chicken.

Back in class F, a student Name Mizuki Michika, aka Mimi, is the unofficial 2nd smartest student in the class, and nobody knows that as she has no friends. Born on May 01, height 153 cm, weight 99 lbs, 73-61-86, blood type O, zodiac Taurus, hobby nothing. Due to her petite physique, her body is constantly being challenged by the daily things that the normal student does inside the school. For example, she's about to go home after class, but then a classmate stumbled on the left part body, and her entire body just cracks

Classmate: oh I'm sorry, are you ok?!

Mimi: yeah, I'm ok ( then move out of the classroom immediately)

Or that time when a classmate called another classmate

Classmate: Mi-

Mimi: (turns around but cracks her back, and squeaks ) aargghhh

Classmate: Midori! ( look to Mimi and asked ) oh, do you need something Mizuki chan?

Mini: ah, haha, nothing ( then proceeds to pretend that she's looking for something in her bag )

And the recent one kinda break her hard

Mann: so what do you think the perfect 1st girlfriend should look like?

Kim: she should look like Ariza chan

Ren: no, no, she should look like Lili chan from another class

Mann: oh no, how about the forever idol Hazuki chan?

Kim & Ren: heck yeah!

Genesis: ( while thinking, Mimi passed in their direction)

Mann: so how about her ( means Mimi ) what can you tell about her huh?

Genesis: she's nice

Mimi: ( standing in one of the pillars where the airheads can't see her and she's eavesdropping ) ahh

Genesis: smells nice

Mimi: ( holds her chest ) ahhh

Genesis: and her sex appeal is "Zero"

Mimi: ( her back is on the pillar ) aargghhh

After class, Mimi always goes alone to one of the most secluded rooms where nobody most of the time goes by. After she changed into her ballet dress, she then goes to the middle of the room and turn on the radio

Mimi: ( breaths deeply, and the song played, " The Godfather theme " )

And for the next 30 minutes, she danced passionately to the tune of the song, like all of her problems are fading away.

After 30 minutes she goes to the table and talks

Mimi: I heard we have a problem              (talking to the rag dolls sitting at the table) there's a rat between our ranks (she walks behind the rag dolls, then she chops one of the heads of the rag dolls) I knew it was you Don Pachi! I was missing my supply of pencils, and it was your job to bring it to me, and yet you crossed me!

For the next 30 minutes, Mimi unleashed her frustrations on the ragdoll Don Pachi, and after that, she changed back to her Uniform, she feels satisfied and go home. Shizuka sensei was in shock to see that side of Mimi by accident as she was passing by to check all the rooms.

Half of the teachers were called by Hakarage sensei to bear witness if the new candidate shall be accepted or not. And Vulong entered the room

Hakarage sensei: are you ready Mr. Vulong?

Vulong: yes Hakarage sensei

Everyone in the room then pays attention as Vulong was about to pierce a heart.

Hakarage sensei: ( looking to Vulong with confusion) so, I'm not seeing anything Mr. Vulong, did you forget to bring your material?

Ella: are you taking this as a joke Mr. Vulong?

The other teachers were then gossiping if the candidate can even pass the test

Vulong: ( pulls a paper and pen out of his pocket, he then draw a heart, shows it to the panels, then he pierce it with the pen) no blood, all clean

And everyone was in awe

Hakarage sensei: ( starts laughing ) hahaha! That's quite the something ( starts eating fried chicken ) well then, if nobody is against this test, then Mr. Magnus Vulong, I, Hakarage Egarak, and the Ultimate Brain Academy, welcome you!

Even though Ella was a bit against his father-in-law's decision, she can't just stop it, but her guts are telling her to not trust this newly accepted teacher.