Chapter 5:

Kouji no B Movie Chapter Six Cooking with Kouji

Kounji No B Movie (Creating a B Movie)


 Side A

Dear Mother the new dorm I'm using right now is huge to the point the outside appearance seem to be contradict with the space of the room inside it feel like we got more that twenty rooms on the first floor and the kitchen feel like as the size as six of my room combine I'm happy that they were feeding us free food but eating cube like jelly that taste like meat or fish kind of put my appetite in a pinch so I ask the Steve a favour that if I could cook here and with a large smile on his face He said yes and as a added bonus he even place some ingredients in the fridge and said if I could cook some extra for him too I said was ok and after that I cook a feast for the whole dorm it was to say thanks for all they done for me they hesitate a little at first but when Noir said that it was good they came and started to eat to by the way Noir is my fellow coworker she small and cute she live with his big brother that love her so much well this is bye for now this message has a attached picture on it they are my friends in my new home bye again

Hi this is Kouji and now I staring my morning breakfast and seem to be in a predicament

Kouji: Orange jelly fish solid cube pork and paste rice this is so wrong

And if I mix the together it taste so gross

Noir: you don't have earth class today Kouji sama

Oh she here and she got rice paste with green cube thing for breakfast

Kouji: Noir chan early today?

She nods No

Noir: I was with my better half guarding some star ship that was on route to earth Kouji sama they were bit of fighting due to illegal alien trying to set up base in pluto

So they stayed up all night playing games

Her big bro should stop being too kind to her staying up all night is bad for a kid cause they will not grow well

Guess I will play with her and go with their role play

Kouji: so I thought there was a ring gate wall protecting this system?

Noir: yes that is still on but they open up a tunnel gate for immigration a path for their ships to use in this system it was captains order cause they are already modifying Saturn as their base of operation

Wait wait saturn?

Kouji: but will people here see they thru their scope and satellite?

Noir: holo stealth military class it's very effective again basic technology

Ah hey were working last night not playing guess they already started with the new movie wait they haven't gave me my role yet guess I'm really just a part timer

Noir: no worry Kouji sama it's just grunt work it's not something for you to trouble at

Well they need the more work than me guess her brother is saving up money for a house or something

Well today I going to cook breakfast is not much but I'm cooking for everyone

Noir: we still have a ton of the nourishment cubes and paste Kouji sama

I feel bad for this girl eating those weird food everyday must have scramble her taste buds

Kouji: no eating preserved food everyday is bad for your health

She look at me with a what are you saying expression please stop that it's making you look dangerously cute

So I started cooking some rice chopping chicken garlic onion bit of seasoning and then the egg on top I present Kouji Omurice

Kouji: let's eat

I place my hand together and said

Kouji: thank you for the food

Noir copied me and

Noir: thank for the food

And we started eating

Noir: what is this hot slimy stuff you made me place in my mouth?

That sound wrong please Noir if you big brother hear you say that he would literally turn me into road kill

Kouji: it's just Omurice is it the first time you ate one?

Noir: yes is so good I want eat like this everyday

Kouji: that's good to hear ok now I'm we done I'm gonna make box lunch for us and the Producer

I made children karage with hot dog veggies sweet omelet and rice ok lunch for five person Noir me and everyone in the dorm

Kouji: so we're do you think we could go just to deliver these lunch box to the Producer

Noir: ah that's easy just place them in the large drawer near the door

So I place it in the I heard a scanner like sound a bit of light leak out from it

Cool it must be one of those mini elevator covered I never seen one before so that means all the big heads are all in the next floor

Guess that's it time for school now I only have my extra class so no need to rush

Outside I saw jack waving at me inside a delivery van

Jack: yo!! Kouji bit late today

Kouji: extra class only

So walk toward the right side a of the school

Kouji: No guard today?

Noir: something must has happen?

As we go inside the building again the front desk was gone and a gymnasium like open space was created with a lot more movie actor in costume as was last time and the guards was replaced by army men with over size weapons

I guess the whole school doubles as a set in terms of a big production it must be a way to cut expenses

Kouji: I thinking we won't be having class today?

Noir: Kouji sama it's just emigration of the other students

Oh pre demo for the new students kinda like a mock up movie I can't wait

Then a second later sound of alarms was heard across the room

And a announcement was broadcast

"This is a announcement we are closing a gate access for the meantime due to a bitter bug infestation on the carrier Poseidon Guards men personnel please ready your class four hollo shield suit for combat"

The Army guys started glowing from all there armour parts it was a cool neon green look

Noir: Kouji sama do you want to come with us it's a clean up duty but it may help you gain experience

Before I could speak my phone rang

Kouji: Hello who is this

Steve: hello hello we have a small job for you

Kouji: let me guess the infestation scene you need me as a extra

Steve: yes yes that's good we need you to a horror scifi scene were you shoot alien robot monsters it's extra pay

Kouji: sure do when start

Steve: tomorrow

Side B

Jack: what's this?

Tania: ah earth food

Alien beside jack: Earth food really I haven't tasted any yet

Jack: wait heir's a note

Note: thanks for taking care of me Kouji this is my thanks please have some

Jack: Kouji that guy is something else eh they are already separated into boxes so I'll have a this one

Tania: ah local delicacy why not

Everyone: oh the system authority cook for us thank you

They started eating

Jack: what is this my orracuss is in heaven

Tania: not bad for a earthlings then I shall partake on the

Everyone: it's good this meat is awesome ah is this what the called Omurice is so fluffy and heavenly

Jack: this is a blessing everyone you already know what's happening at the gate tunnel

Tania: yes the infestation on one of the carrier yes my servant already told me about it a while ago

Jack: yes as guards men we are the first and the last line defense against this threat so everyone remember this meal and fight hard so we shall all come back and have a chance to eat it again

everyone look at jack and raise their spoon

Everyone: for the safety of the galaxy and praise the Guards men!!!!

Tania: this system authority of your is interesting

Few hours before the Kouji place the box lunch inside teleporter

Commander: So what happen to Poseidon carrier that stop moving

Staff A: yes were trying to hail it but no one is answering it's all dark on all channels

Staff B: the gate tunnel has been close for the meantime

Commander: what the status of our drone?

Staff B:It's still trying to open a air lock

Commander: I want to see what's happening show me some visuals

Staff A: yes sir

The monitor shown them two drone tinkering with the hatch and finally open it

Commander: send some military drone just in case

Staff C: drone carrier and is now sending armament class drone or A drone

Commander: turn on holo shield

Staff C: holo shield are on

The drone A started to show a transparent panel around its body

Commander: ok now send them inside

Staff C: yes sir

Staff A: sensor in full throttle no signs of movement inside the ship

Staff B: no life sign as well that's odd there should be at least thirty people on this ship

Commander: move the drone into the bridge and try to connect to the ships black box

Staff C: yes sir

Staff A: sensor showing a bit of heat reading but it's dispersed in different directions plus it's way to small

Commander: vermin guess we need to do another check on the other ship just in case

Staff B: that's weird they didn't show in my sensors just a while ago

Commander: must be space cockroach they to small for the sensor sweep

Staff C: black box found

Staff A: linking cable now

Commander: now let's see what happen

The visual shown the captain of the ship trying to send a mayday

Captain: mayday mayday any one that see this please stay away from this ship is already done for

Then a sound of gun fire and shouting was heard

Crew: they're opening the doors we can't hold them any more

Captain: just give me a second I must disable the engines....oh my stars it's already here Emilia my daughter I lov....

A huge number of object run towards screen and a second later the captain was no more the area became quiet and then the recording ended

Commander: rewind the last part were the captain disappeared and pause it

Staff A: yes sir

Staff C: we lost all the drones

Commander: what?

Staff C: all four went silent

Commander: dam it show me the recording again

Staff A: here it is it just a blur

Commander: stop there now enhanced place it to nano second speed enhance again

The monitor shown in a combination of flesh and metal moving across the screen as it touch the captain he was disassemble in less than a second as the object crash into him

Commander: a " Bitter Bug Infestation " consider the ship crew desist

Staff C: commander do you want the drone ship main gun to blow up the infected ship

Commander: stop please that's a order blowing the ship will only spread the problem we had to do it right everyone use emergency protocol sixty one

Staff C: drone ship shifting to isolation mode and placing the Poseiton inside a isolated shield bubble

Staff A: all combatant guard men are being called into duty and will be ready in hour

Staff B: commander were receiving a transfer from the dorm

Commander: what is it?

Staff B: lunch box made by Kouji

The staff look at the commander eyes

Commander: OK this is gonna be a long mission everyone go to the cafeteria bring Kouji lunch box were having a hour break eat up and be ready for the next mission

Staff A: what about the captain portion?

Commander: is he here working with us?

Staff: no

Commander: so give it to the other staff that is actually working

Staff: yes sir

Somewhere in earth

Steve: um I'm hungry so we is my lunch? Have Kouji finish cooking it?