how i met your mother

ohhhhhhh she was a filthy little beast

back in my days ,she was renowed for her titties . Men couldn't stop staring at them hoes . ( like god damm)

And i was the lucky one to pull her , 

it must of been my unspoken rizz ohhhh thank you Andrew tate for your teachings.

But in the end i couldn't save her... (tears dropping ) 

" Are you alright " Yomiko-san asked me as i snapped of the flashback

" I am good , you know hay- fever these days " i lied

" But it's winter?" She countered

• • •  *silence*

DING DONG

It's home time finally 

"But anyway has Dave seen you today? " She asked

" Who Dave? " Dave? For someone reason i felt a slight tickle when i hear that generic name 

" ohhh my days are you sure you good? How you not remember your bully ?!!" She squeaked 

Bully ???

*Dave enter*

" Oh what have we got here today , it's bitch boi seikatsu ohh come here i give me your lunch money before i give you a sweet old ass whooping  " Dave commanded

Dave was a well known bully wannabe who only pick on kids smaller than him

" The fuck" ?? I said

Like who the fuck is this edp445 lookin ass tryna steal my lunch money 

" No " i replied

" Ohhh look at you with your pair of chutzpah balls " he said

"But really tho give me that money or i beat the shhhi--

*falcon punch * 

I punch his face for some reason i ended up in the bin . 

Then as i looked at yumiko-san ,she had her  hands on her face , pussy wet and was completely by what just happened shocked.

" Howww youu do thatttt Seikatsu??????!!! " She shuttered

" Built different " i replied 

"But anyway do you know where i live ?" I stupidly asked 

" Ofc i know , i been to your house like a million times " she joked

As we exited the school i noticed a cat ON THE ROAD 

OHHHH SHIIIT  IT's GONNA GET HIT BY A TRUCK 

Lighting speed as i jumped to save the cat 

* BOOM BOOM CRACK DUMP DUMP. BOOM*

" SEIKATSU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....