intimate strokes

what is this familiar feeling?

*lub-dub*

i am still alive?

*lub-dup*

what is happening?

*lub-dup*

btw is my dick hard?

*lub-dup*

suddenly a light shined on my closed eyes, I tried to open them but it was glued tight, i can still sense the blooding in me dick so i was sure that i was alive. 

i remember clearly getting hit by truck-kun but I don’t see no booty luscious god welcoming me

*foot-steps *

"who's there?" i screamed 

" it is me " said the unknown 

" who i don't recognize your voice," i said

" i am KAMI-SAMA " the unknown announced 

" Bullshit, stop the cap " i told him , 

“ but , i am ? “ he said with a bleat tone

“ prove ??” i demanded

*SNAP*

with a snap of a finger my eyes was unlocked

he was standing right in front of me floating like jesus , it was a attractive looking man he wore a suit and had a cain , looked like he was in his 20s 

Even tho I was curious about this alleged god for some cool reason my eyes was suddenly sexual assaulted by the outline of his penis tightened by the pants he was wearing 

I kept staring with a intense smirk , with a idea that I had bigger 

“ you gay? “ the alleged god alleged me for 

Even tho it was an easy question but my inner zest demon held me back to say “no” so i kept staring at the baby carrot until mine grew giving the alleged god enough time to further his distance against me and that insecure face that I was gonna do something 

“ oh well it is 2023 so -

BUT  I AM NOT GAY I screamed in my head 

- anyway you probably have a question in your head asking why I am here or why I am alive “ 

No I just want to know why my dick to hard