chapter 1984

Salem and the bugs bunny forgot the entire past part so they just decided to go to mcdonalds, “Hey” ( SHUT THE FUCK UP SALEM I HATE YOU RAHH!!!) so she decided to be quiet, Master chief from halo would show up only to explode because i’ve decided i don’t really like gaylo where’s guts “here i am” guts would say but also gri[pfith was there “hi” he said and then they all went to get sundaes because i wanted a sunday but my dad said no even though he told me we could get it and he always does this and IM SO ANGRY AND HE NEVER GETS ME SUNDAYS EVEN THOUGH THE MCDOANLDS ON ON THE WAY AND THEN ONE TIME HE STOPPED AT MCDONALDS AND I WAS HAPPY BUT HE ORDERED A BLACK COFFEE AND LEFT AND HE’S LIKE UR 38 WHY THE HELL DO YOU NEED ME TO GET IT FOR YOU AND honestly idk :( oh right guts and griffn ( iu meant griffith ) decided to leave because they were bored and then sonic the hedgehog i think ippo is there yeah i like ippo anyway he was there and then the sun manifested itself into a physical being and was also there, “Hi” the sun said causing a black hole because the mass of the sun was suddenly compressed into the size of a single person everybod y would die and the universe would be sucked into the blackhole but someone was eating a really spicy pepper and the black hole didn’t really like that so it coughed and vomited it all up causing another big bang and creating an alternate universe where everything is the same accept rwby was better written which obviously meant that world peace was achieved, the entire crew would look at the sunsetting and gerts would say “this really has been a guts would twerk in fortnite” and then a fish 200 miles from there would burp and it was really gross ew ( that’s all i have time for my mom walked in and beat my ass and im going to cry ok bye :3 )