look im sorry ahead of time for this, but me and some friends made this at 3am and it must be presented to the world to combat the hatred that is causing the fall of the modern man. this is a story from the unholy eyes of a man worthy of taking a huge crap on the throne of jod.

this is not for the faint of heart, nor for really anyone with a fully developed brain either.

good luck.
this a parody of literally anything we can get our hands on