I Paid My Succubi Servants Handsomely to be Impressed by Every Thing I Do
Athena shifted her glasses upwards in admiration as I poured my bowl of Count Chocula.
"Truly this is responsible for your noble girth, your humble majest-AAAAAAHHHHHH"
I shocked my oldest and least attractive succubus servant for making a joke at my expense that was blatant enough for me to get.
The younger Succubi, Brenda and Claire, on the other hand, applauded me magnificently for my most glorious deed.
"When is she going to pour the mil-" Claire was interrupted by Brenda.
"Shh! She likes it when you don't try to predict what will happen" Brenda gave me an illustrious smile. I tossed a gold coin at her boobies.
But yes indeed, I proceeded to pour my milk into the bowl of Count Chocula, and all three succubi servants cheered me on.
"Enjoy your mea-AAAAAAAAAHHHH"
Athena rolled over writhing in mock pain. I had a special contract for her to be just a bit troublesome to liven things up a bit.
"How dare you opine whether I will enjoy this meal or not? Lest you have the audacity to predict whether chocolate pieces with marshmallow bits will satisfy my mouth, hold your peace and let my taste buds do the talking."
I took a bite. It was pretty good.
"Does the smile mean she likes it?" asked Claire.
"Yes, yes it does. Go ahead and cheer." said Brenda.
I tossed two small bags of silver at their bags while they cheered.
And thus marked the beginning of a marvelous breakfast. But you're probably wondering how I reincarnated into a wealthy family where I can afford to pay succubi servants to cheer me on for pouring a bowl of cereal. Well I don't know. It just happened.