Killed my Date plans

“Oh, I see, so it was a mistake.” Said Aoi as she sighed in relief, however, she stared at me disapprovingly.

“And I was thinking darling was two timing!” Exclaimed iota.

“Darling?!!” Aoi and I both said at the same time.

Today, Aoi had parts of her hair tied up with a red ribbon, while the rest was flowing freely, while Iota went with a ponytail. Aoi was wearing a red red dress today, it looked too small on her and especially tight around the chest.

“Aoi, how come all of your dresses are too tight?” I asked.

“Well… It’s not my fault I’m not good at shopping for clothes!” Responded Aoi.

“And iota!! Your clothes are way too revealing!” I said in disbelief.

“No, it covers most of my body, is tight where it needs to be and shows what I want to show.” Exclaimed iota with a smile. “Too sexy for you darling?”

“We’re going clothes shopping!” I said as I pulled both of them along with me.

“Well your fashion sense isn’t on point either, I seriously Gray, you’re wearing a bright red shirt with bright blue pants?” Pointed out Aoi.

“What’s wrong with that? These are my favorite colors.” I said.

“Every color is your favorite.” Muttered Aoi.

“You look like those fruit popsicles.” Snickered iota. “You’re so bright that it makes it hard to look at you.”

“You both don’t need to make fun of my clothes.” I retorted.

“Revenge for you making fun of us.” Replied iota as she and Aoi high fived each other.

I blinked once. Then twice rapidly. Earlier they looked like they would kill each other, now they’re working together against me?!

I sighed. “This date is going to make me go bald like those Tibetan monks.”

Aoi snickered. “I don’t know what’s up with you and tibetan monks.”

We walked around town for a bit, and then I took them to a clothing shop at a mall.

“This is my favorite clothing shop, they have durable and flexible clothes, good for working out. They also sell army pants and camouflage wear.” I said as I led them through the clothing aisle. Iota and Aoi looked disappointed.

“This is a men’s hiking apparel store” Exclaimed Aoi as she tried on a mosquito net hat.

“Shows how clueless Grayfish is.” Replied iota as she nodded her head while looking at the bug detergent.

“Did you find your flashy clothes from this store too?” Asked Aoi as she pointed at my shirt.

“Actually these are from the men’s sports store, I was planning on taking you there…”

“No more! Grayfish is clueless! Aoi, let's show him what a real clothing store is like!” Exclaimed iota as she and Aoi both pulled me out of the men’s hiking apparel shop.

“Nooo wait! Those mosquito net hats were on sale!” I called as I was being dragged away.

…

“What store is this?” I asked iota and Aoi as I looked at the sign that said “Victoria no himitsu”.

“A store for ladies exclusively” Said Aoi as she and Iota pulled me in.

I almost fainted at the sight. There were bras and panties everywhere, the interior was nice and clean, and the walls were a light pink. Was it a forest of women’s underwear or swimsuits? I tried my best to stay composed.

“You sure I’m allowed here?!” I whispered as I caught a couple women staring at me, I think I am the only man here right now.

“It’s fine, as long as you’re with a girl darling.” Said iota as she snickered.

“Which one would look good on me?” Asked Aoi as she held a couple sets towards my face.

“Grayfish how about this one!!” Exclaimed iota as she pushed one towards me.

“How am I supposed to know?!!” I stammered as my face grew bright red.

I sat on the bench to cool down a bit while iota and Aoi were looking at the swimsuits. I caught a couple women giving me suspicious glances. Right, I have to be with a girl here! I ran towards Aoi and saw her choosing a blue swimsuit.

“Aoi! This one is too tight for you! It’s not your size!” I said as I grabbed her swimsuit away from her.

“Oh, how did you know?” Asked Aoi as she looked at me puzzled.

“I used to help momma make sets for my little sis, here, this one is similar but your size.” I said as I held one out towards Aoi. I looked around and saw the ladies around me nod in approval.

“Thanks Gray! You think it will look good on me?”

“Yeah, this one is perfect! It contrasts and complements your blue eyes, pale skin and blonde hair. The pattern is both simple and alluring, and this fabric is good. It’s flexible and gives room to breath. The bra clip is also sturdy yet simple to clip on, and it feels firm.” After saying that, Aoi’s eyes lit up in awe. The women around me all started clapping.

“Awe shucks, these are just the basics.” I said as Aoi went to the changing room.

“You know a lot about women’s swimwear huh darling.” Said iota as she was holding a skimpy looking swimsuit to the change room.

“Stop right there young missy!” I called as I ran over and took her swimsuit away.

“You are too young to be wearing something so revealing!” I scolded iota, however, she started smirking.

“I guess you can’t take too sexy huh, the swimsuit you chose for Aoi was not that revealing.” Said iota as she laughed. The women around me started murmuring in disagreement and casted disappointing stares at me.

“AHEM!” I cleared my throat, and all the women turned to stare at me.

“With your body and Aoi’s, you guys have well developed figures, I merely think it just makes it sexier if you were to hide them a bit and leave them up to our imaginations.” I declared, Iota’s eyes widened at the logic of it. All the women started nodding in agreement and slowly started clapping for me. I stood taller and puffed out my chest.

“Huh, I never thought of it like that.” Said iota.

“Here, try this on, I think it would be nice for you to have the same styled swimsuit as Aoi, since your figures are similar. The white is a nice color to complement your pink hair, and the flowers on it makes it even more so. The bra on this one is made from Elastane which can stretch and fit any sized chests.” I declared as I handed a swimsuit over to iota.

Iota’s eyes widened as she joyfully skipped towards the changing room.

“Despite his terrible fashion sense, this man seems to be more than he looks.” I heard one of the ladies whisper.

Yeah, that’s right! My fashion sense may be terrible, but my women’s swimsuit knowledge is on the point!

I sat back down on the bench and took a sip of water.

“Hey, can you please help me choose a swimsuit?” Asked a lady as she walked up to me.

“Sure,” I replied.

“Help me out as well please!” Called another.

“I would like some advice too!”

“Would this look good on me?”

“What do you think of this one?”

Before I knew it, I was surrounded by ladies holding out swimsuits at me.

Iota came out of the change room with the swimsuit I chose for her, everyone suddenly went quiet. A round of applause came for Iota and she did a little bow.

She looked very cute!

“Now Gray, what were you up to with all the lovely ladies here while I was changing.” Said Iota with a smirk.

“It’s not what it looks like!!!” I said as my face turned red. I turned to look at all the ladies for support, however, everyone was avoiding eye contact with me.

Sometimes women scare me.

“Gray! Can you help me?!” Asked Aoi through her changing room.

“M-me? Why not iota?” I stammered, however, iota started chanting,

“Gray! Gray! Gray!” She said as she pumped her fist up. All the women joined in.

“Gray! Gray! Gray!” The sound rang out through the swimsuit shop.

“Gray what’s going on?” Asked Aoi, her voice was shaky.

“Pay it no mind.” I said as I opened the change room door, quickly went in and closed it. I ran into Aoi, who had been standing right in front of the door.

SQUISH!

My face went to her chest. It was extremely soft and warm. She wasn’t wearing a bra.

“AHHHH!” We both screamed.

“Why is there nothing there?” I stammered as I tried not to stare at her exposed chest.

“It’s because I don’t know how to clip this!” Said Aoi as she held her bra up to my face to cover my eyes. I tried to take it off, however, Aoi pressed on my face harder.

“Don’t look!” She said as she kept pressing it.

“Alright Alright. So I guess I’m doing this blind?” I asked as I tied the bra around my eyes.

I couldn’t see anything, I reached my hand out to feel my way around. I grabbed onto something.

“AHHH!” Screamed Aoi as she slapped me. “Wait until I give you the ready! You grabbed my boobs before I turned around!”

まったく! (jeeze!)

I kept my hands by my side while I waited. I heard footsteps and a rustling sound.

“Ready!” Said Aoi.

I reached out and felt her hair, this was her head. I slid my hand down her neck, following her spine. Aoi let out some weird noises.

“Sorry, are my hands cold?” I asked.

“It just tickles, keep going down a bit more.” Replied Aoi.

I finally felt the bra straps. I grabbed one end, then the other.

“Lift it a bit higher,'' said Aoi.

I lifted it a bit higher, and felt it get blocked by her chest. I moved the bra outwards a bit, and felt it press against her chest firmly but snugly. I was about to clip it on when the door opened and I heard iota’s voice.

“W-What’s going on here!” Exclaimed iota. Through the bra on my head, I can sense the room getting a bit brighter than before.

“The door’s wide open! Close it!” Yelled Aoi.

Iota had slammed the door quickly, but not before I heard the gasps of all the ladies in the store.

Click!

I clipped on her bra.