Chapter 5:
How Not to Be a Medium
"Because  that ghost pisses me off more this morning than you do. I will not  comment on how much I do not like, firstly, where you are, secondly,  where your hand was a moment ago." I got up and invited the ghost  inside.
"But ..." Tristan began to mumble. "You don't remember anything from yesterday?" 
I  ignored his words and focused on the new person. I recognized the  character without any problem because I had seen her so many times in my  history books. I bowed slightly and regretted it immediately because I  was starting to feel somewhat dizzy. 
"Young  lady, are you a widow?" She asked, surprised by Tristan's presence, and  I denied it. "So what is this man doing in your bed? Did he break  NWLORBGAM?"
"It's actually like that," I muttered, a bit curious about what might happen next. 
"Come  here," the queen said imperiously. Tristan faced her confused. I didn't  even notice how she folded her fan and hit him on the head three  times. "Don't you be ashamed, young man? Now don't bother us and get  out."
The ghost looked at me sadly and disappeared. NWLORBGAM is, in other words, "Nowhere written  laws on the relationship between ghosts and mediums" and according to  them, no spirit should enter my personal space without permission,  usually extending to the entire room, apartment, or house. Depending on  where each of us lived. Tristan broke this one of the guiding principles  the first time he came into my life, and then somehow stayed in it. And  yes, we should make a better name for this. I headed for the kitchen to  finally quench my thirst, and her majesty followed me. In the meantime,  she explained to me what she comes with
"Your Majesty, the problem is that I look what I do. I have a goddamn hangover ..."
"Express yourself and do not overdo it with alcohol," she rebuked me. 
"I have an awful hangover," I corrected myself. "And I can't just go into the palace and say, Hello, your ancestor wants to talk to you and give you some tips on ruling the country, are you interested?" I added sarcastically. 
"We have one more visitor today?" Judy asked cheerfully as she entered the kitchen. 
"Yes, Queen Victoria," I said. 
"Really?"  she asked slightly nervous. "I don't know how to act, I still look so  bad. Good morning, Your Majesty," she curtsied slightly. "I'm sorry and I  won't disturb you anymore. You won't believe Ronald, I met the queen,"  she started talking to the spirit of her husband who was always with  her. He also bowed slightly and disappeared. I rubbed my forehead a bit  to make myself think. 
"Okay,  Your Majesty, we'll do this. I will call my coordinator, I will warn  him that the queen will go to him, he has the appropriate contacts," I said  as I headed back to my room for the phone. 
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