Chapter 1: Introducing the weirdos… I guess (1)

“Oops not her, she eats too much so why the fuck is she eating apples- no- my bad- that’s apple pie, that counts. Not her too, she eats too little, so why the hell is she eating a burg- never mind is just a veggie burger.”

While at a university campus party, first-year student Lucky Itsuki examines the girls but not one has caught his eye. You may think Lucky is rude but is kind of far from that. The boy is just too innocent and honest that he says what he sees.

“ Hmm… ooouuu who’s that girl?- Oh boy! That’s a trans- transformer, almost got canceled. *Whistles* saved it.”

O-okay maybe he has a bit of a vulgar tongue but I promise you he’s sweet and looks adorable. As he continues to scout for other girls, four other boys are doing the same thing as Lucky within the party.

“Kyyaaahhh! Ohhh my gyasshh! U serious gyalfriend!? If I was u gyal I would've just dumped his ass!” Smacking his lips which are flooded with red lipstick as he waves his fake, long acrylic nails to the group of girls, Dai Hagimoto is dressed up as a girl himself.

Erm please don’t ask me why he’s done this…I’m just the narrator.

“’ So waz your name gyalfriend?’ My name is Daisume and I feel like I will become your new BFF!!! ‘BOYFRIEND- I MEAN BEST FRIEND FOREVER!!’”

Breaking a cold sweat as he almost mumbled the wrong words, Dai was able to still keep his composure, and his mumble of words worked in his favor as the pretty girl within the group who he was trying to please; Asuka Nishikawa who has long, curly violet hair which the left side is braided and cute black eyes giggled, finding Dai funny.

“You're really funny and nice to meet you Daisume. My name is Asuka Nishikawa and I also feel like there is potential for us to be best friends too.” Asuka shows a friendly gesture to Dai.

“G to the U to the R to the L, what’s that spelled… GUUURLPOWER!!!!” Dai chants with a high-pitch tone like a sassy cheerleader snapping its fingers around.

*Aaacccch-tooey!* (Narrator phlegm out) I had to spit after Dai leaving a bad taste in my mouth.

There was a neatly and stylishly dressed man who can be described as dapper. He looked too smooth and expensive that he was surrounded by dozens of guys who were drawn and inspired by him. His name is Genkei Watanabe. Remember it!

“Hey Genkei, please tell us more of your stories.” A random guy asks in awe.

“Don’t just ask, but beg me to tell you as your life depends on it.” Genkei arrogantly flaunts.

“Aww come on man!” another random guy whines.

“What’s going on here?” a guy with a hat comes by.

“Huh? Don’t tell me you came here without knowing who this man is?” another random guy replies in shock.

“He’s Genkei, the man who dated a hundred girls without even getting caught once!” the fifth random guy yells.

“He also slept with a 35-year-old woman and got so far as to get her to divorce from her 15-year marriage. The woman had 11 kids and to make it even worse… he did it with her when she was pregnant with her ex-husband!” as the extras of random guys hypes Genkei's name which everyone among the crowd of guys gasped.

“Not only that but he’s soo smooth with his words that one time, a guy nearly fell in love with him-

“I NEVER SAID THAT!” Genkei quickly rebuked such a comment.

“Woahh, he’s such a legend!” a random guy said with amazement.

“He’s the definition of ‘The Game’.”

“What do you mean!? He is ‘The Game’.”

“Huh? Why are they acting like they didn’t see what just happened?” as one irrelevant guy didn’t forget about what was last said about Genkei.

“But I’m afraid all his legendary stories have come to an end.” One random guy felt upset.

“Huh?! Why?! Did he finally get a true girlfriend?!” the guy with the hat was feeling worried.

“No… no one knows the real reason but Genkei has retired from ‘The Game’ in other words, he has hung his boots.” The random guy explains.

“REST IN PEACE!” All the boys within the crowd all got on one knee as they said together at the same time.

Tears slowly fell from the guy with the hat, as hearing such a legend meeting such a twisted fate.

“What a legend man! I wish I knew him from before! His stories must live on! How do you guys know of all this stuff about him!” the guy with the hat is filled with last hope.

“No one else but Genkei himself.” Someone else randomly responds.

“Huh? Your telling me all the unreal stories I’ve heard about him all came from his mouth? Now I’m feeling to fall for this guy!” the guy with the hat quickly became a fan.

I know I’m just the narrator but Genkei might as well lie that he saved the earth three times, bloody hell.