Chapter 0:

The Breakup

Mojidori: Transported Into a Fantasy World with Literally Nothing!


It was just another off day for me, which consists of lying on the couch and watching anime or spending time with my girlfriend.

I was always the looker well at least better than most average Japanese citizens, especially for a 27-year-old because normally, a person my age would be a shut-in working overtime at an office job, just hoping to be hit by a truck and getting reincarnated into a fantasy world surrounded by beautiful women who love him for absolutely no reason.

I worked as the commander of the local police force and got paid handsomely which enabled me to buy a nice fancy house.

In terms of appearance, my hair is slicked back, dark brown with a single bang in the front of my face. All the while, my eyes are hazel brown and my complexion is tanned. To top it off, I have a dark brown scrubby beard.

Plus I'm 5''8.

3 years ago I moved in with my girlfriend of 2 years at that point.

And yesterday she cheated on me with my sister...I'm still shattered.

I broke up with her and cut ties with my sister yesterday.

It's the end of the road for me.

I lit up a cigarette and smoked for 30 minutes only my thoughts keeping me company.

But like my relationship, the cigarette also had to be snuffed out eventually.

Sometimes, I too wish I could escape this reality and set myself free to a strange new fantasy world, even if it was filled with dangerous monsters.

But if I was to get transported to another world, I would find "the one" I wouldn't be like others, I wouldn't want several women.

I would only need one person, someone special.

If only...

I shut my eyes tight imagining the world I would want to live in.

"Dorenzt tyat maehin lank qoitez skhtrange, jyuset lahnk ahte hebes clanethes."

"Shh, Qun Kalas Uunbuhi latchenzhan."

Who said that?

When I opened them, I was standing in the middle of what seemed to be s park of sorts and I turned around to see that two blond-haired girls were the ones whispering.

"Radreil, elkchabusing corron."

They began running away out of fear of judgment.

"Wait, just a second ago I was in my house and now I'm here!? And where am I?"

My clothes which were just a plain white T-shirt, jeans, and just my bare feet.

I scratched my head and took a quick survey of my surroundings.

I saw a bench, a tree in the center of the ground, and houses near where I was standing.

The houses appeared as if they belonged to a medieval isekai setting.

And what was the language they were speaking? I've never heard such gibberish in my life.

Maybe some forgotten ancient Japanese dialect?

No, it sounded too European.

 And how did I end up here in the first place?

Something caught the corner of my eye, coming from one of the houses.

The house in question's door opened, and out came two European-looking children speaking the same strange language.

They threw their hands up in the air and it felt like time was slowing down around me. It was as if God himself was telling me to shut up and pay attention.

 "Virabi Floran!"

"Akqulaz Bibbernaza!"

Then something spectacular happened, almost out of a light novel.

Coming from the kid's small palms were small balls of fire and water.

I fell to the ground, in shock.

"No way.."

In disbelief, I pinched myself to see if I had somehow gone through some sort of severe hallucination.

I'd seen one before on duty while pulling over a speeding car.

  The driver said they had seen some sort of other world or a monster of some sort.

I ended up letting her off with a simple speeding ticket. At the time I thought she was on some sort of drug but now I'm not so sure.

I blinked as I pinched myself but when I opened them, I was still lying in the grass looking like an utter lunatic.

Wait, I made that wish and I didn't think it would happen of course but did it actually work?

That's the only "reasonable" explanation.

And the worst part of all of this is...

"I got transported to another world with literally nothing!"