That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Supporting Character (1)

Ok, quick recap.

I, Kyoto Ichijou, met a god (angel) in front of my own home.

What the hell.

Playing the straight man with my own thoughts, I try to calm myself down.

While I am busy doing that, Raphael is having the time of her life playing with my fish tank, splitting and combining the water inside like she's Moses.

I grab the energy drink she just refilled and take another sip. Sitting on my computer chair while staring at her, I start gathering my thoughts.

Honestly though, there's not much to think about—my day has come. There are not many reasons why God would reach out to humans. Sorry mum and dad, looks like I'm going to be the first to leave this world behind.

It has been a short life, and there might've been a little more bad than good, but overall it would say iI guess.

If I had to say one thing, it'd be that I've lived my entire life as a bachelor. Maybe I could get a cat girl or elf as a girlfriend in the isekai? Wait… a demon girl sounds good too.

I take a deep breath and compose myself.

"I'm ready, you can send me there anytime."

"Ready what? Send you to where?"

Raphael stops with her water tricks and looks at me confused.

"Eh?"

"Eh?"

"Isn't this the classic set up? Some isekai is in grave danger, so God finds a person to reincarnate and save the world."

"Even if isekais exist, you weak-ass writers would be the last people I'd find."

"You know, sometimes things are better left unsaid."

I just got dissed for no reason.

Is it the other thing then? I've only got a month left so God is here for some kind of adult Make-A-Wish?

"That's not it. But if you keep your 4-hour a day sleep schedule, other angels will come pick you up soon enough."

Who are you to read my thoughts, where's my right to privacy?

"... Then what's it, you're my fan and you want an autograph?"

"Well that's a part of it."

Raphael pulls a book and marker out of nowhere and hands it to me. It's volume two of My Unremarkable Romantic Comedy. Can't believe my half-joke turns out to be real.

"One of my friends recommended your series to me. Don't you know? It's quite popular in heaven."

Raphael says while I am signing. How'd I have known my series is popular in a place I didn't even know exists?

"Ah, and also don't forget to write 'for the almighty Raphael', just so I can show off to the other angels."

"... Got it…"

I return the book after finishing signing. Raphael puts her book back in her four-dimensional pocket, with a satisfied face. I guess that's where she had put her marker and book.

"So, to what does this weak-ass writer owe the pleasure to the almighty Raphael?"

Her face tenses up, the nervous atmosphere absorbs me.

"Well…it's that…"

"..."

I gulp my saliva, stop with the cliffhangers now.

"When's the Makino alternative ending going to come out?"

"Ha?"