#030 Wrong Turn

“Welcome to hell, what can I do for you?” The demon asked. His breath sizzled with heat.

“Wow, you’ve picked a great resort, honey.” The wife looked ecstatic. “The theming is everything!”

“I’m not sure this is our hotel, sweety.” The husband looked at his map with a puzzled expression and turned it upside down. “We might have taken a wrong turn…”

“Oh, I believe you have, sir,” the demon answered with a fiendish smile, “but I can assure you, you’re in the right place. After all, everyone knows driving off a cliff is a one-way road to the afterlife…”