"Bon appetite"

    It had been a suspicious amount of time since Suma had gone to the kitchen. Kazou waited nervously. 

     "It's almost done!", Suma hollered. She sounded excited. 

     "Can't wait", Kazou said.

     After another 5 minutes Suma walked out with a egg sandwich. She set it on the table beside Kazou's laptop.

    "Bon appetite", Suma said smiling. 

    Kazou looked at the sandwich. He inspected every corner of it. Suma watched intently. 

     "Do you have a knife?", Kazou asked. "I'd like to cut it in halves".

    "Yup!", Suma said running out to the kitchen. 

    She ran back with a butter knife in her hand. She gave it to Kazou. Kazou cut his sandwich in to halves, diagonally as it is the only proper way to cut a sandwich. Suma stared at him as he cut it.

     "Here", Kazou said handing Suma half of the sandwich. 

    Suma looked shocked, "oh no I'm actually not hungry". As she said that her stomach growled. "Bruh", she said looking down. 

    Kazou laughed. "You eat it first since you made it", Kazou said. He knew she had to have done something to it. 

    "No no. Your the guest you eat it first", Suma replied. 

    "I couldn't possibly. I insist you eat it first", Kazou said.

     They argued about this for another minute until they decided to eat it at the same time. 

  "Alright on three we both take a bite okay." Suma said. 

    "Okay" Kazou said.

    "1", as Suma said it Kazou was nervous about the sandwich.

     "2"

      "3" 

    They both bit into the sandwich. Sumas bite was noticeably smaller than Kazou's. As Kazou chewed he realized it was a completely normal sandwich. He was worried over nothing.

     Then it began. His mouth was on fire. His face reddened. Sumas face was red too and she was making the strangest face Kazou has ever seen. Even though her expression was strange Kazou still noticed how cute she was.

    "Milk.... we need Milk", Kazou said getting up. He lifted the bread on his sandwich to assess how much hot sauce was there. 

    "There's enough to kill a cow on here", he said. Suma giggled. I'm getting Milk. Kazou went to the kitchen. The milk was already on the counter with a cup beside it.  He also noticed she had an almost empty hot sauce bottle. It said 'pure evil 13 million' on it with a skull. He had never seen this brand before.

    "At least she's considerate", he thought to himself. He poured the milk in to his glass. 

    "Why is the milk strangely colored?", Kazou asked. 

     Suma came out to the kitchen. She had watery eyes from how much hot sauce she put in the sandwich. 

     "I put hot sauce in there to prank you but it colored it strangely",she said. 

    "That's our only milk so we're doomed", Suma said. She dramatically fell to the ground reaching her hand towards the ceiling. 

    "This is it for me Kazou... I'm done... tell my manga.... I love them", she said before closing her eyes and pretending she had passed on.

    Kazou playing along says dramatically, "there is still one hope". Suma opened her eyes at his hopefull statement. 

     "What is it", she asked. He eyes still watery from the hot sauce.