(The HumanLike Dog & The Weird Man)

It's been about 2 days of just traveling or rather walking. Slimey’s on my shoulder. ”Ugh! I can not wait until we find civilization. Someone has to know how to return to Earth”-Asuka states. “True. We need to get back to our world as fast as we can. I don’t want to stay here forever"-Kokoro says seriously. ”Mwep”-Slimey says a little sadly. ”It’s okay Slimey we'll take you back with us"-Kokoro says proudly. ”Mway!”-Slimey says happily while jumping to the top of my head. ”Is it even possible to take Slimey with us?”-Asuka says as she stands on her tippy toes and pets Slimey’s head. Her breasts are close to me. .l. … But, what would happen if we took Slimey with us back home. How would people react? It would be grim. He would have to be kept secret. When we bring Slimey back with us we would have to keep him a secret. ~I’ll protect Slimey from everything~. ”Asuka, how long do you think we will be in this world for”-Kokoro asks Asuka. “Hmmm, don’t know. What do you think”-Asuka. ”Just for a little bit lobger”-Kokoro says happily. I lied. Kokoro gazes down at the gravel path beneath his feet. We might be stuck here for a long time. A year or two at least. Maybe we will never make it out… Shut up!!! Don’t think like that. I can’t say out loud that we’ll be in here for a lengthy amount of time. Asuka looks gloomy as Kokoro is in his thoughts. ”We’ll get some info on how to leave this place. No matter what”-I say confidently. ”Yep, we can”-Asuka. ”Mwyah”-Slimey… Asuka and Kokoro continue walking without saying anything. “Mw Mw Mw Mw Mw”-Slimey noises as he bounces around…. *Kokoro giggles*. Slimey is so funny.

It has turned to night; the Minecraft mobs could be spawning soon. I need help. Asuka decided our only option was to camp outside tonight. There were no abandoned buildings nearby so we just rested in the grainfield. If there is farmland here, there must be people. Or there used to be. What if the being who created the wheat fields was a monster with human smarts? Like some giant huge one eyed monster with human brain power. That would be cool, but o so dangerous. So far the only creature we found was Slimey. Kokoro, Asuka, and Slimey are all laying in that field. It isn't too cold. I guess we got the wheat for a nice cozy blanket… Asuka is laying right beside me, and Slimey is resting on my forehead. For being a slime he isn't too slimey. His slime actually feels cold in a good way; like gel. Kokoro gazes up at the night sky. The stars are sparkling, huh… They are too bright, it's annoying. I gape at the moon… 1 moon huh. It would be weird to see multiple moons or something. That would probably mean we are on another planet. Horny again… Kokoro turns his head to the side to peep at Asuka. Her thigh and belly is showing with her clothes ruffled like that… Brain thinks again. Wonder how many days we will have to keep reusing these leather clothes. Slimey stays in his position without moving a muscle. I hope that is just how slimes sleep. Is Asuka sleeping? I can’t tell. I stare at her face. She suddenly pops her eyes open. Kokoro turns to his side, he tries to hide his face. He turns around to see if she looks pist. Her face is blank. Asuka stares at Kokoro suspiciously. Asuka gives him the look. afnnfngnufnfnufjurjfrfjfrfr ……….. Fucking Embarrassing……. "You looked… fatigued''-Kokoro. "Yeah, sure Kokoro… Although I guess I am fatigued"-Asuka says as the corners of her mouth curve slightly upward as she talks. She is fatigued… Asuka has been looking worn out … We’ve been walking and jogging a lot these past two days… Plus the addition of survival and worry stress… I’m not helping… She has to deal with me… She has been using her brain a lot thinking of ways to get out of here. And she misses her family and friends. Hopefully, Asuka will be okay……… *growl*. My stomach growls… "We do not have food…"-Asuka says honestly. "Yeah, we don’t…”-Kokoro says hungrily. Asuka is probaly starving too. The only thing we had to eat today was berries… I’m so hungry; it’s getting hard to think. Kokoro glares at Slimey. ~I don’t even want to try eating Slimey~… That can’t be good for my stomach. Although I wonder if Slimey needs to eat. "We need to search for food in the morning"-Asuka states. "mweay…"-Slimey says sadly. “Time for us to wake up early and look for food Slimey”-Kokoro tries to say maturely. “*Hahaha*, Kokoro, did you try to look mature there It did not work.”-Asuna says while laughing out loud. Kokoro flips Asuka off while louring at her blankly. “MwA Mwa Mwa”-Slimey’s slime laughs. Kokoro sits up. "Get here Slimey this is what you get for laughing at me"-I say while ticking him. "Mweeu Mweeu" -Slimey says while getting Tickled. "Hey Kokoro, stop being mean to Slimey"-Asuka says while grabbing him. Kokoro sits criss cross. "Whatever "- Kokoro says as he lets go of Slimey. “*bleh I win*”-Asuka says playfully as she sticks her tongue at me. Kokoro turns away out of being moody. (Sec's pass)... Kokoro glares at Slimey. Mwaa Mwoo Mwaa Mwaa”-Slimey says making fun of Kokoro. Asuka giggles. “Give me Slimey that bitch”-Kokoro says while laughing because Slimey is funny. “Okay!”-Asuka says letting go of Slimey. Because of the force, Kokoro was using when Asuka lets go of Slimey, Kokoro suddenly falls forward. Slimey jumps up out from Kokoro’s arms. Kokoro lands on top of Asuka. (Kokoro and Asuka stare at each other for seconds)... "Mwee Mwoo"-Slimey noises while watching us… “Umm Kokoro”-Asuka. “Yeah, my bad”-Kokoro says getting off. “You were a little forceful, but mmm it’s fine”-Asuka. Fnrfnjnnfnfufrf MY DICK MY DICK! ”sorry”-He says. “I did let go of Slimey, causing you to fall…”-Asuka. “Yeah, you did”-Kokoro. “Well it was your fault for using so much force!”-Asuka says pouting with her cheeks puffed … ”Nope!”-He say crossing his arms…. "Mwee Mwoo"-Slimey says again. Kokoro and Asuka lay back down ...They turn their heads away from each other as they pout with each other. May 11

Me and Slimey searched for food early this morning but to no avail. We even resorted to searching the dirt for bugs. Asuka has recently joined the search, yet she is already complaining about how gross searching is. Finally, out of nowhere, Slimey leaps off my shoulder and begins running toward something. ”Mwa Mwa Mwa”-Slimey. Has Slimey found food? ”Let’s go, finally!”- Kokoro energetically says. Slimey runs towards a bush. Me and Asuka chase after him. Kokoro pulls back the bushes' leaves and scans behind the bush. I see an open field, furthermore, I spot something in the back of the field. Kokoro, Asuka, and Slimey ran toward this now-moving object in the distance… Kokoro moves ahead being the fastest. Surprise fills Kokoro's eyes. In the field is a man, however, something with this man is familiar. ”Hey, it’s the takoyaki guy”-Kokoro. The red-maroon-haired 20-ish, takoyaki perv guy, who is wearing brown cotton clothing, is just sitting in the middle of the field. ”O, hey Kiddo, what you doing in this world. And you know my name don’tcha!"-Wambo. ”Yeah, you're right, Wambo! But why are you here”-Kokoro asks. Slimey and Asuka finally catch up to us. ”Hmph, so the cute ass teen you wanted to bang is here too. Dang, it looks like you got yourself in some trouble”-Wambo. Asuka gets a little self-conscious. Slimey climbs my arm to get to my shoulder. “Ay… A-Asuka, that is just how he talks.”-Kokoro says. "mm Kay”- Asuka says looking at Wambo distrustfully. Wambo looks at Slimey and then back to me. ”Anyway, I’ll tell you why I’m here. So after I was… Looking at the hot fishnet stocking women, I *cough* kinda followed her into the alley. We just happened to go into the same alley… Well, I was following her, and then... I was wanting to do something so so badly. But then a FUCKing blackhole popped out of nowhere!!! Dude, I swear the black hole came right out of her pussy and sucked me right in… So how did you guys get sucked up by the fishnet ladies pussy”-Wambo… Asuka is shaken. Asuka woman's brain cannot believe what she has just heard. ”uhh, Wambo my guy. I think the blackhole just spawned from the air or the woman herself spawned it. A black hole popped out of thin air and sucked me and Asuka up; transporting us to this world. Not a pussy black hole. I can see how you mistook the blackhole for a vagina tho”-Kokoro says putting his arm around Wambo. “Y o u    c a n   s e e   h o w   h e   m i s t o o k ?”-Asuka mutters to herself in aghast. Wambo thinks hard; You can see the brain cells connecting. ”Hmm, maybe you're right… DANGIT! I really wanted to be in her black hole vagina all along"-Wambo says sadly. ”Yo Wambo it’s okay, this just means that there are more sexy females that got sucked up here. You can try to do something to all of them. Asuka is off-limits of course…"-Kokoro. Wambo still looks sad. " It will be fine. I bet all the other girls here are all hotter than that Fishnet Stocking Woman”-Kokoro. ”uhhhh”. Wambo's eyes sparkle. ”Yo dude ur right. There are probably way hotter girls in this mysterious place. Kokoro, you just helped me realize something life-changing. Thank you so much”-Wambo. ”You're welcome, dude”- Kokoro says while fist-bumping Wambo. ”Yo as a thank you, I’ll tell you something else and join your little crew”-Wambo. ”Yaaay”-Asuka says sarcastically. Wambo's joining us… It would be great if he joins us, but I don't know what Asuka thinks about it. Well, I do. It's not good. "Asuka"-Kokoro says before getting cut off. ”Kokoro umm I don’t think we’re getting rid of him, so we should ugh.. let him join us… Even though he is a ~little~ weird”-Asuka whispers to me, hesitant. ”Yeah, you're right. But I’ll keep him in check and I think… he can help us a lot”-Kokoro. ”Wambo you’re joining us”-Kokoro. ”Good… Now let me tell you that something, Kokoro. Ever since getting transported here, I could shoot out this white substance. It’s like a superpower”-Wambo... ”What!”-Kokoro says surprised. ”*O God*?”-Asuka. ”*mw*?”-Slimey’s slime noises. "Really"-Asuka asks wondering if he is serious. This guy just joined our group… "I don’t think you wanna hear this"-Kokoro whispers in Asuka’s ears. ”Yeah I don't…"-Asuka. "emmmm,”-Asuka says agitated as I put my cold hands over her ears. "Yeah I know It's amazing, I just shoot this white stuff out. I'm telling you”-Wambo. I say it. ”... Isn’t that just cum?”-I say… ”ooo…………….. I, yo misplaced my words dude”-Wambo. Kokoro uncovers Asuka’s ears. ”I mean this white substance comes out of my back”-Wambo.... ”What?”-Kokoro says surprised. ”Go on?”- Asuka says. ”*mwa*”-Slimey’s slime noises. ”I’ll show you guys!"-Wambo states energetically. Wambo’s trapezius pops out from his back. Ambo stands up straight and he shoots this white substance out of his back; propelling him into the air. ”Shit I’m out of control”-Wambo says as he soars aimlessly all around. ”I really hope that's not cum… but shit he’s actually flying away”-Kokoro. Kokoro and Asuka run toward the flying Wambo. Slimey jumps onto Kokoro's back and sticks himself there. Asuka and Kokoro run and run and run, as they try to catch up to Wambo. They catch up to Wambo... He’s stuck in a tree. But what is really interesting is that this dog, but human-like creature, that is laying under the tree… ”Hey dog, how you doing”-Wambo. ” Woof woof”- says the dog. ”Hmm, well that isn’t good enough,”-Wambo says. ”Woof Woof Woof”-says the dog.” OOOOOO we get It now”-Wambo says while looking at what I hope is a dog. “We”-I? ”Wambo, can you understand the dog?”-Asuka. ”Hmm you guys don’t, weird”-Wambo. Slimey bounces and lands across from the dog… ”Mweah Mweah mweah”-Slimey says to the dog. ”Woof….Woof Woof… Woof”-Dog says to Slimey. Wambo sits down crisscrossed, bare feet and everything, in between them. ”Gotcha… Gotcha gotcha. Women's underwear. Gotcha Gotcha.”-Wambo. ‘*HaHaHa*”-Kokoro laughs. Asuka sits there a little creeped out by Wambo, but a little intrigued by Slimey and the dog’s way of talking. “Mwoh Mwoh mwoh”-Slimey says to the dog. ”Woof Woof…. Woof… Woof”-Dog. Kokoro peers at Slimey. He leers at me. Slimey’s blank expression absorbs me. Darkness. (Dog’s point of view with Kokoro watching over. It is as if Kokoro is watching a film with no sound.) The dog lived in the village off in the distance. The dog was a stray… Any food would do for him… This night, the dog was digging through a trash can for food. Unfortunately, the trashcan fell over. "Hey, you hear that"-Teen 2. ”Hmph, Yeah let's check it out"-Teen 1. ”Hopefully it’s something fun”-teen 3. They all turn around the corner and view the dog. The dog that is scrummaging through the trash can with his paws. "Hey look at that weird looking ~Dog~"-Teen 3. ”Yeah, he looks a little off. He’s a mess up”-Teen 2. ”Nah dogs don’t get mess-ups and that thing is definitely a dog. It’s probably just some weird off-gene dog that got hit by a carriage”-Teen 1. ”Yeah your right this shit definitely got hit by a carriage.”-teen 3. “Just looking at it makes me want to beat his skull in even more”-teen 1. “Oooo fun”-teen 3 says. Teen 1 walks up to the dog. The dog starts barking at him. Why, *hmpm* why are they looking at me like that? Why are they grinning at me? Stop it’s freaking me out. Stop, get away from me! Wait… T-they d-didn’t see me eat from the trashcan right? They didn’t right… Humans don’t eat from a trashcan…. Why are they looking at me like that………………………..O………...I see………… I look at my feet and paws. I’m not human anymore… ”Bark Bark Bark”-Dogoii. ”Hey look, the dog’s barking at us. He probably wants us to go away” -teen 3. ”Well duh, he can probably tell what we're going to do to him. He does have those animal instincts”-teen 2. ”Ha like he could understand us”-teen 3. I can! I understand you. I know your language. I am… I mean was human. Why… Why… Bark. Why did it end up this way? Bark. I gotta run away! ”AUgh, Something bout this dog disgusts me. I’ma beat it up real good”-teen 1. What. No. Don’t. JUST LEAVE ME BE! ”Really you’re going to do it”-teen 3. ” Watch out, that ~thing~ is unnatural”-teen 2. ”Don’t stop me then”-teen 1. He walks up to me. The dog scampers away. Unfortunately, he slips on a half-eaten apple that fell from the garbage. The dog falls on its face. The dog then picks its head up from the ground. I look in front of me. I spot the teen in front of me. The teen forcefully grabs the dog by its ears. He winds back and slams the dog’s stomach with his fist. It hurts. It hurts so much. ”Ugh, punching dogs is awkward.”-teen 1. The teen throws the dog onto the ground and brutally shoves his foot into the dog's ribs. The teen swings his foot into the dog's stomach. He kicks and kicks and kicks the dog. “Fantino jump on him.”-Teen 1 to Teen 3. The teen propels all of his body weight up in the air and lands on the dog’s stomach. Pain. Air I need air. “Get off, the dogs still breathing. I’ll do it myself this time.”-Teen 1. The teen crouches down and places his hand on the dog's skull and firmly grasps it. The teen picks up the dog’s skull and slams it through the ground. He does it again and again and again. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop Stop. Mommy it hurts. ”Dangit, why why why does this animal look so off? Dang It, just just”-Teen 1. ”Wooh stop dude you’re going to kill it. Keep it alive The dog is rare. I’d like to make a quick buck too”-teen 2. ”Like there is going to be any buyers ”-teen 1. *Teen 2 shrugs*. "Hmph. *Herrr*”-teen 1 grunts. Teen 1 throws the dog onto the ground. He stands up and brings back his leg. What. what what why why why why why how why Im just a passerby so why why why why.I am not even relevant to your life so why how why why. What DID I do? I was just trying to eat. I just want food. *The Teen kicks the dog. STOp. The teen kicks the dog. STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP *. ThE teen kicks the dog again. and again. and again. RIGHT In My Face. Oww oww oww oww oww oww. *The teens kicks*. Ouch.*kick*. Ouch. *Kick. OUCH…….... hmp so that's what it was. I was seeing something red for a bit and only red. But that was just the blood going into my eyes. ~The Dog’s body is completely bloodied and bruised~. Let’s leave, he is waiting for us”-teen 1. ”Okay” -teen 3. ”Boss? Give me a sec "-teen 2. Teen 2 grabs the dog and throws him into the dumpster . “Don’t want anyone seeing that dog”-teen 2. ” stop talking about the dog”-Teen 1 says angrily. ”I'll stop”-teen 2. ”Damn guys”-teen 3 says while laughing. I hate this world. I want to go back to my world~. Why am I here? This world doesn't need a dog who thinks. “*Cough*”-dog. ”*cough* *cough*”-dog. What’s happening to me? ”*Cough* *cough* *cough*. I glare at my skin. It’s stained purple. He was poisonous. The dog picks himself up and grabs onto the top of the dumpster. He falls forward out of the dumpster. He stumbles down the dark streets. The streets are spinning. I hate these streets. Dogoii walks out into the streetway. People stare at the dog. ”Ugh look at that thing”-Woman. ”Is that some diseased dog”-random guy? ”Someone should take care of that dog”-Random business guy. I hate it I hate It I hate it. *The dog is crying*. I miss home…..... The dog gaze’s up. A random old man with a median-sized beard. My eyes get blurrier and blurrier. Damn, the poison is getting to me. The dog faints in front of the old man… The dog wakes up inside an old-looking house. Where am I? Ah ah, I can barely move. Ooo I got a cover on. This feels like home. The dog gets up. In his sights is the old crusty man parched broken-down chair. The old man gets up and walks over to the dog and gives him something. ”Here take this you mutt. Don’t wunt ya dying on me. You’d only make the pace smell foul with that deceased body of yours”-Old man. Yeah… ”... Bark……….. Bark bark....”-dog. "It does seem that you are an outré-looking dog”-the old man states with his crisp voice. Yeah, I am a weird-looking dog… Why can’t I speak? Why can’t I talk? I want to communicate. ”bark bark bark”-Dog. ”I know I know you want some food dammit”-Old man. ”Bark bark bark”-Dog. Nah I want something else. Well Yeah, I guess I am a little hungry. ''Here take this mutt”-Old man....... ”O, yeah I'm naming you Dogoii. Don’t ask what it means,"-Old man says. “Woof Bark”-Dogoii snaps happily. The dog and the old man lived in the same home for about a month. It sadly wasn’t that long of a time. They were like man and pet… However, the old man knew that his pet was a little different. One day the dog and old man were walking home. The dog spots all the townfolk looking toward us angrily. They were holding torches and nailed bats. ”Yo Otenji we need to have a talk with you”-Mayor. Something bad was going to happen. “You better listen old man”-Teen 1. ”Ah, yes. What do you need from me mayor Toge"-Old man Otenji. ”Your dog is going to have to be released”-Mayor Toge. “Ahh, My dog is quite fine.”-Otenji". ”The townspeople have been saying that your rabbie-infected dog is a health hazard. I have to agree with them Otenji, your dog does seem very sick”-Mayor Toge. I feel fine. I wouldn't attack anyone. ”Mayor I ensure you that my dog is safe. He wouldn’t hurt a fly. -Otenji says as he pets Dogo’ii. “Otenji that dog is a mutant. I have warned you. I don’t want that dog in my town. He will be gone, right”-the Mayor. “I-i'll move. Just let me find a place where I can reside with Dogo’ii. Please mayor”-Otenji’s body falls as he kneels to the ground. “Sure Otenji’s that’s swell. ”-Mayor states. Otenji and the dog walk back home. “Mayor you have decided to give Otenji time. That is nice, since he has helped you out in the past.”-A young busty 20-year-old woman with glasses states. “Yes, he has”-says the mayor. ”C'mon eat. Take your food.”-Otenji. “Woof Woof Woof”-Dogoii. I jumped up into the air. ”Woof woof. Woof Woof”-Dogoii. ”Dogoii let’s watch some good ol dog beauty pageants. Just for you”-Otengi. The old man was being funny. The man and the dog watch tv. The old man stares at the dog. “Dogoii don’t do anything rash, think before you act sometimes”-Old man Otenji. Woof Woof?”-Dogoii. ”Additionally you’re a good-looking dog. You could compete in them beauty pageants if ya wanted”-Old man Otenji. ”Woof?”-Dogoii. That was a weird one. ”Haha, a mean dog Derbys because you're tuff boy dog”-Otenji. ”Woof Woof”- Dogoii said excitedly. ”Dogoii we've had a splendid ol time together these nights. Don’t forget to live no matter what kid”-Old man Otenji. ”Woof”- Dogoii says cheerfully. I was happy because he called me kid… And I went to slumber in the dog bed. *dun*. *dun* *dun*. *daa* *dun* *daa* *BAANG* Brr* *Knock* *Knock. The dog wakes up. The dog's eyes jolted side to die as he shook. They heard loud footsteps enter the house. Who is it? Who is here? *BA* (gunshot noise). I wish I was a guard dog. I wished I protected... The dog trots from his dog bed into the hallway. He canters from the hallway to the living room… ”Where’s the Dog”-The rude man yells. ”I don’t know where the freakin dog is. Stop yapping in my house.”-Old man Otenji states nerved. ”Old man we know the dog is living here"-Rude man. "No, I got rid of him. Let me go yesterday"-Old man Oenji. "Stop capping. It's pathetic.”-Rude guy. *Baadum baadum*(footsteps). "Don't go back there!"-Old man Oteji. " *Boom*. *Boom*. *BooOm* (Explosion noise). The dog hears the clatter in the living room. The dog turns his head around the corner to peer inside the room. Blood...Blood. Everywhere. The couch was spattered with blood. Blood covered the back wall like an unfinished paint job. Old man Orenji was slumped. Liquid crimson was flowing from his neck onto the carpet. His head was detached. The dog gazes up; he identifies the 3 teens that beat him up a month ago and a new teen that looked like he was in charge. Finally,  the mayor was there I listened. “Fiddlesticks, Otenji, why did you have to stick with the ”he’s not here shit”-Mayor. ”Boss what's next”-teen 1. ”Look for that dog”-Mayor’s Son ( as well as the boss of the 3 teens). Out the back door, the dog went. Get away, Get away, I have to get away. From this town From this place. I have to leave. I need to get away. 

“What happened, Why are you just staring at Slimey”-Asuka asks. ”Sorry I was just lost in thought”-Kokoro states. Did Slimey just communicate to me through his mind? How… How can Slimey go into the dog's memories? One is a slime and one is a dog… Actually, even if they were both dogs I don’t think that would be possible! ”Dog… do you have a name”-Kokoro. ”Woof, wooof”-Dog. ”Mweaah”-Slimey. ”Then It's fine if a call you Dogoii right?”-Kokoro "Woof woof"-Dogoii says happily. ”Good. Now Dogoii let’s go back to your town. We need a place to stay and you can join us. We’ll make sure to protect you”-Kokoro. "Woof woof"-Dogoii says sounding surprised, and a little worried. "Are we going to the village in the middle of the forest”-Wambo. ”Do you know of it Wambo?”-Kokoro says surprised. ”Well, when I got here I kinda fell from the sky and landed, right next to that town. After that I was falsely accused of trying to do weird stuff to the women of the town and got kicked out”-Wambo. ”Oooookay, well yeah, We’ll make sure to protect you too Wambo”-Kokoro. “Falsely accused, *huh*”-Asuka says nervous Dogoii looks at them with fear in his eyes. ”It’s okay Dogoii; We'll we will take care of you”-Kokoro. ”Woof Woof”-Dogoii says understanding what I said somehow. “I have no clue what is going on, but civilization sounds nice"-Asuka usually says, but with a scary vibe. "Ha, yeaah it's behind that forest"-Kokoro says nonconsciously. Asuka walks up to me. "Kokoro, how do you suddenly know where a village is?...”-Asuka. Kokoro stays silent. ”Does it have to do with the fact that it seems that you and Slimey can somehow communicate with each other?"-Asuka asks seriously. "Haa Haa, Yes"-Kokoror blatantly says thinking Asuka is cute when she is angry... “How am I supposed to believe that?"-Asuka pleads. “I don’t know… I just suddenly knew where the village was. And I think it was because of Slimey”-Kokoro says. ”*sigh*, Okay Kokoro….”-Asuka states. “I feel bad for the dog, it seems he was abandoned, and I want to help it.”-Kokoro. Asuka stares at me questionably, not fully believing all I said… “It is good we found a town nearby”-Asuka says happily. “Yeah, It is”-Kokoro.