Kumi vs Angus

Ramona watched as the first fight of round 2 concluded. All her rivals remained stone faced, in order to hide whether or not their subordinates had fought.

“Boss, are you sure about having her fight the next round?” Zeno whispered.

“I’m willing to chance it. Besides, I’d rather have our strongest fighters together in order to guard the key,” Ramona replied.

“This fight shall be between Angus McDungas and Kumi,” Ricardo announce flatly.

A large fat man decked out in traditional Scottish attire stomped into the arena.

“Lol, it’s fat TNT guy from V-stronghold 2,” Kumi smirked.

“[WHO’RE YE CALLIN FAT LASS!? AYE BE ANGUS MCDUNGAS! THE GREATEST FIGHTER THIS SIDE O THE HIGHLANDS]!” Angus bellowed.

“Whatcha say?” Kumi asked.

“[YE CAN’T EVEN UNDERSTAND A WEE BIT O ENGLISH!? OR ARE YE JUST INSULTIN ME]!?

“[My English is shit lol]!”

“[Oh for the love o, why do I ave te fight some crazed lass like this]?”

“[Ass]!? I’m Kumi! The girl with over 69,000,000 subscribers [BITCH]!”

“[THAT’S IT! START THE MATCH SO AYE CAN CLOBBER THIS LASS]!”

“Begin,” Ricardo groaned.

Kumi immediately swung down her lightning tonfa. However, it seemed to have no effect on Angus.

“[Oh, too bad lass. Me powers be mud! Yer lightning won’t be workin on me!]” Angus smirked.

“You sure it’s not shit? Dung is in your name after all,” Kumi smirked.

“[I’M KILLIN YA FER THAT LASS]!”

Angus created a golf club out of mud and attempted to hit Kumi’s head with it.

“Shit! I can’t do shit against this shit man. If only I could make him more zappy, then he’d fry,” Kumi thought.

She then shot up towards the sky.

“If you fly to far out and don't return in time, we’ll disqualify you,” Ricardo warned.

Kumi then began bouncing around in the clouds as Ricardo began a count down.

Kumi then zapped back in, just before Ricardo finished.

“*Sigh* You may resume,” he grumbled.

As Angus charged, it began to rain heavily.

“[Ye think a little rain ‘ll stop me? I’m mud]!”

“Yeah, but now you’re a whole lot wetter,” Kumi smiled as she sent a bolt of lightning down on Angus.

Angus groaned in pain, but just got angrier. However, Kumi didn’t give him any time to breathe.

She relentlessly hit him with her tonfas while simultaneously zapping him with lightning.

“[ENOUGH O THIS! I’M ENDIN IT HERE]!” Angus bellowed as he turned into a muddy plesiosaur.

“YO! It’s the loch ness shitstorm!” Kumi laughed.

Angus attempted to chomp Kumi, however, she just leapt into the air.

“Hey shithead! You know how lightning’s formed?”

“[AYE DON’T CARE]!”

“Well sucks for you then,” Kumi smirked.

Angus recoiled in horror as he began to freeze.

“[WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN ON]!?”

“Not telling bitch!”

Angus froze completely, before suddenly bursting into an explosion of lightning. He reverted to human form as he stumbled around the arena. Kumi then launched him high into the air.

“[Aye can survive a drop by turnin into mud]!” Angus growled.

“Not if you’re ice!”

Angus attempted to turn into mud he began to freeze.

“[Aye can turn into mud at the last second],” Angus thought.

Suddenly, Kumi kicked him with incredible force sending him flying down.

“Yeah, turn into shit,” Kumi smirked.

Angus gazed oddly at Kumi’s expression, but suddenly was consumed with fear when he plunged into a river. He then received a massive shock as Kumi fried the entire river. His unconscious body floated to the surface.

Like Engetsu, I wasted no time in finishing him for good with my dark flames after Ricardo called the match for Kumi.

“Epic fight! That guy was level 50, and you rekt him,” I told Kumi once she rejoined us.

“Epic flex YO! So what’s my level now?”

“25.”

“HELL YEAH!”

I was glad Kumi pulled through and that she took out one of the tougher opponents. I healed her up, and we resumed our mission to retrieve the key.

We then encountered a group of three hitmen, led by a middle-aged man in a panama hat.

“It seems the lambs have wandered astray,” a woman dressed like a nun lamented.

“A shame, I shan’t pray for thee. For thou art destined for doom,” a man wearing an indigo mask sighed.

“The lambs should head back to the flock, lest they be slaughtered by the wolves,” the man with the panama hat said as he pointed his scythe towards us.

Yeah, I’m definitely killing his ass.

We simply walked by as they watched.

“They’re going to try and steal the key from us,” Sakura whispered.

Well, no shit. Though the keyword is “try”.

As we went toward the key’s location, Sakura was summoned to fight.

“I’ll be back soon,” she stated as she ran off.

About 3 miles from the venue, Sakura came face to face with the man in the panama hat.

“Thou art lost lamb,” he stated as he swung his scythe.

Sakura immediately turned into sakura petals to avoid the attack.

“So, thou hath powers? Sadly, thou lack experience.”

Sakura suddenly coughed up blood as a large gash appeared on her left arm. Shen then bolted for the coliseum, only to not get any closer, no matter how much she ran.

“Thou and all, thou’s friends have been ensnared in mine illusion. Thou will surely become slaughtered lambs. I am Pandemonium, the reaper of thou,” the man stated.

                                                                            …

Ramona nervously tapped her foot as Sakura refused to pick up the phone.

“Dammit! Something must have happened,” Ramona thought.

“A shame. Had your subordinates met a man like me, they would have lived,” Matteo sneered.

“What are you blathering about, little man?”

“I met a skilled team known as The Shepards. They’re infamous for taking out large groups of powerful foes. The leader, Pandemonium, has never lost. I’m quite lucky my charisma and promises won them over. For you see, Pandemonium is said to be a very strong man. Stronger than Engetsu, and stronger than anyone present. Ramona my dear, I have won over a grim reaper, you stand no chance against me.”

                                                                                …

Pandemonium’s subordinates gazed at my sleeping party.

“A shame. The lost lambs know not the power of our omnipotent Pandemonium,” the nun sighed.

“Still, I shan’t pray for these lost lambs,” indigo mask sighed.

"*Tch*, they all fell asleep. Well, better wake em up," Ryuujin muttered as the two stared at him.

                                                                             …

Sakura began to cry as she fell to the ground.

“No, I can’t die. I must reach madam.”

Pandemonium smiled maliciously as he raised his scythe into the air.