Chapter 13 My Shampoo

"DARYA YOUR MAGIC…DEACTIVATE IT!!" Chis kept shouting from the back.

I immediately deactivate the magic, but still Chis kept shouting,

"HAVE YOU DEACTIVATED IT OR NOT??"
"HEYYY DARYA!!!"

"ARE YOU DEAF OR WHAT??"

The priest said to me, "Perhaps you need to address that shout first??"

I put the menu and the illustration on the table, and said, "Excuse me, I will back any moments, after…this

Suddenly Chis came out of the bathroom; the bathroom location was at the center of the cafe, in between the front counter and the no-shoes area. Her appearance was different from yesterday or the first time we met; everything was sparkling with her. I saw everyone at the table stunned by her beauty except the jester. the jester was frightened…She walked toward me.

Because she was wearing shoes, so she stood behind me or behind the carpet, and said,

"WHY ARE YOU NOT ANSWERING ME?"

I looked at her, and tried to give her a signal that there were customers in here with my eyes…But she was confused about my eyes…yet she noticed the people on the table, and immediately she took off her shoes and went to me.

While she was walking toward the table, she said,

"Look what we have in here!!"
She passed me, and I noticed something, especially smelled something. I immediately stopped her from getting close to them with my hand. She looked at me, and asked,

"Why do you stop me to look at them?"
I asked her, "There is something; I want to know from you first…your smell is unbelievably abnormal…are you using my shampoo and my soap?"

"Shampoo and soap??"

"You know it; from the white bottle, when you push the top of the bottle, some fragrant comes out…"

"Ah!! That's it!! Yes, I used it…"

"How much do you push the bottle?? Because your smell is more unusual than usual.."

"What do you mean push? One bottle for one person, right??"
I was surprised by what she had said, I asked, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY ONE BOTTLE FOR ONE PERSON? DON’T TELL ME!!! YOU…"
"I used all of it, and I made the bath full of bubbles."

I was speechless after hearing that…She passed me, and sat on the table..

She asked to everyone,

"So all of you had visited the demon territory?" She pointed at the jester, "with this jester…"

First, I reactivated the magic of the cafe……and secondly……

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I threw my punch in Chis’s head…

Chis immediately said, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING??"

"WHAT AM I DOING?? YOU JUST WASTED AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF MINE…YOU DUMB…"
"WHAT!! IS ONE BOTTLE FOR ONE PERSON??"

"NO!! ONE BOTTLE CAN BE USED FOR HUNDRED TIMES…"

"WELL, YOU DON’T TELL ME EARLIER, SO I DON’T KNOW…"

"USE YOUR COMMON SENSE, GODDAMMIT…"

"MY COMMON SENSE IS ONE BOTTLE ONE PERSON, LIKE YOU DRINK A BEER, ONE BOTTLE ONE PERSON…"
"YOU WILL DRUNK AS HELL, IF YOU DRINK ONE BOTTLE ONE PERSON…"

"NO, IF YOU ARE ME…"

Suddenly the priest said,

"Anu…Can you explain these papers to us??"

Because of the dumbness of Chis, I forgot the others..

"Ah yes, let me explain the menu for you guys…"
I explained the menu, and showed an example of the menu from the illustration…They were surprised by the illustration, and the plastic that laminated the menu…They asked the same question, like Did I paint this? What was plastic? How was plastic was made? What was this paper?

I just answered like before…

The knight asked, "I don’t like a sweet drink; even a little bit sweet, I don’t like it…is there any drink like that??"
"Well, you can have espresso for that; it’s just the coffee and water; there is no milk or sugar in there…so it is bitterer than others…" Except in one country apparently.

"I take that then…"

The priest and the magician wanted the sweetest drink here, and two cakes…I asked them, which cakes do they want? They just told me, whatever cake…I turned to the jester, where somehow Chis was beside him…The jester seemed frightened by Chis…He just asked for water…

The priest said, "You can order whatever you want…"

The magician said, "Yes, why do you just want water?"

I looked at him, he tried not to look at Chis…I asked the other,

"What is his preference of drink? Does he like sweet drinks or not?"
The priest answered, "We don’t quite know, because he is just our guide…"

"Well, I will give him a latte then……so everything will be Espresso, two sweet creams, two cakes, and one latte…"

Suddenly Chis raised her hand, and said, "What about me?"
I turned my head to her, and "EAT SHIT!" I said to her..

Everyone was surprised, and Chis was more shocked…I tried to get up, but Chis grabbed my leg…and begged me to bring her something too,

"COME ON!! MAKE SOMETHING FOR ME!!"

I tried to move my right leg, which she grabbed tightly. Because I couldn’t move a single inch, so I said to her,

"FINE!! I will make something for you…"
"YEAYYYY" Chis happily said, and released her grab, I could move freely…

I came back to the back counter, and kitchen, to prepare all of their orders. While I was preparing everything, and making everything, I could hear Chis try to make a conversation with them.

Chis said, "So all of you have just been visiting the demon territory.."

The priest answered, "Yes…we just went there, and found this place, while we were going home."

"Does this jester show you the way?"

"Yes he does…"
Chis looked at the jester fiercely, while the jester tried to avoid it…

Chis asked everyone, "What’s the purpose of all of you going to the demon territory?"

The magician answered, "It's a declassified task, so we can’t provide you the answer…"

Hearing that answer, made Chis stare and closer to the jester more fiercely…

Chis asked something that surprised me, "Which Goddess ordered you to go there?"

They looked at each other, eager not to answer it…

Chis pushed them to answer, "Come on!! There must be one of the Goddesses, who ordered you guys to go there, right? There is no way…the human kingdom wants three of you to go there…" Suddenly Chis’s face was in front of the jester, "with this jester…go to demon territory without any order from the Goddess…"

The priest said, "which Goddess who ordered us to go there, is not your business, right?"

"You are right, it’s not my business to know that……but…" Again Chis’s face was in front of the jester’s face, "It’s my business if this clown is the one who shows you the way to the demon territory…is that right, clown?"
The knight asked, "What do you mean by it’s your business if it’s about him?"

"You don’t know it?? About this clown?? All of you surely need to research this clown…"

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I went to them with their orders…I put two sweet creams and two vanilla cakes in front of the priest and the magician…I put the latte in front of the jester, and I put two espressos in front of the knight and Chis…

Chis asked, "This is not what I wanted?"

"Really?" I said.

I saw her trying to change her drink with the jester, but I stopped her…

Chis said, "Hei, listen, at the first time, this clown doesn’t want this drink; he just wants water, so it's a waste if he doesn't drink it…" Chis stared at the jester and asked, "Is that right, clown?? You want water, not this drink…"
"Just cut it…" I gave her a cup of liquid sugar and said, "Here…just pour it into your drink, if it’s too bitter for you…"

Everyone was surprised, and the priest asked me, "Is that water sugar?"
I said, "It's sugar…liquid sugar or water sugar…all of you want to taste?"

All of them nodded. When Chis wanted to pour it into her espresso, I snatched it…

Chis immediately said, "HEI THAT’S MINE…"

I just looked at her fiercely…she immediately avoided my stare…I asked all of them,

"You can dip your finger and taste it…"

Everyone dipped her finger into the sugar, and tasted it; after that, I brought it back to Chis…but she demanded new sugar…

"I WANT A NEW CUP OF SUGAR!!"
"Here take it or not? There is no new cup for you…"

"BUT all of their fingers dipped in this cup…it’s disgusting…"

"Well, you want your drink bitter as much, or you want to take this sugar?"

She actually took the sugar…and poured it into her drink…

The magician asked, "Why is there no sugar in my drink?"
"Well your drink is already sweet; surely you don’t need another cup of sugar separately."

I looked at Chis, her face became weird, she asked me, "Why is this drink still bitter, while I have already poured all of the sugar?"

"I don’t know…" I answered…in reality, I added a shitton of shot into her drink, so I didn’t know if that small cup of sugar could make it sweet……and only Italians drank espresso with sugar…you were not Italian. you were a demon…I didn’t know if Italian people would be in this world, and ordered espresso with sugar…who ordered espresso with susugar? Only Italian…and in here wasn’t Italy.

She tried to drink it bit by bit with a weird face…

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I saw they were enjoying their drinks and their cakes, so I sat down with them. I asked them,

"So all of you are human?"
They looked confused at me…

The magician answered, "arghhh…yes…we…are…humans…I don’t know why you ask that? Are you human?"
I answered, "Yes I am human…it’s just…" I looked at Chis, turned back at the magician, and said, "A lot of demons usually use human appearance, so I just want to ask you."

The priest said, "Yes a lot of demons used human appearances, I don’t know why they used our appearances…"

I looked at the jester, and asked them, "Why is there a jester in your group??"

The knight answered, "He is just our guide, to the demon territory…"

"I heard from back there, that all of you just came from the demon territory…what is it like to be there??"
Chis also said, "Yes…tell us, what is it like to be there?"