Chapter 14 The Saint's Party

           The magician started to explain, “The Demon territory actually liked human territory…”

Well I don’t know human territory like what in this world, but I assume it is like medieval fantasy stuff like that…

She continued to explain, “Well, it’s hard to explain the difference between those two territories, but what we saw was the same as human territory, even the demons in their shapeshifting with human appearance…"

The priest added some rumor, “There is a rumor, if you visit the demon territory where close with the border, all the demon appearance in there will be like human, but if you enter deep down to the demon territory, they will not shapeshifting with human appearance, but they will use their real appearance…”
I said, “So in the border, they used human appearance, to blend with humans or to confuse humans…”

The knight said, “Exactly…”

I looked at Chis, and said “I wonder if that is the case for someone…”

The priest asked me, “Have you encountered demons in your shop?"

Well, the demons had been visited here, they weren’t some small cockroaches demon, it was high ranking demons; first the demon lord visited here, followed by the small child dragon who apparently had lived for a thousand years, followed by an idiot dumb demon, who was trapped inside a ring, and still lived here, who wasted my entire shampoo… I answered, “Just some casual demons…from the border…”

“I see…if we found this place, surely some demons or some people from the border could find this place…” The priest said.

Even myself don’t know where my cafe was stranded at? The jester beside Chis is confusing me. Why is a jester as their guide?

I asked them, “Is there any guide beside a jester to guide all of you?”

The knight said, “We…surely don’t know about that…because our lord who chose him to guide us..”

“Your lord?? Are all the guide jesters like him?”
Chis suddenly said, “You wasted your time to ask them about this clown…they don’t know a single clue about this clown…”

The priest asked, “What do you know about him??”
Chis answered, “ME??? I know everything about him…is that right, clown?”

I said, “How about we introduce ourselves first? So we could know….each…..other…..” They will be surprised about Chis identity..

The knight said, “Sure…we can show our status screen to you…”

I immediately deactivated my magic, letting them use their magic to show their status screen…

All of the three used chanting, they shouted “STATUS!!”

I was shocked, after they showed their status screen…This party surely is not an ordinary one…I looked at Chis, she showed a big smile after seeing their status screen..

STATUS

NAME ARION

RACE HUMAN

JOB PARAGON

LEVEL 1??

ATTRIBUTE

STRENGTH ?9?

AGILITY 9??

INTELIGENCE ???

STATUS

NAME CERA

RACE HUMAN

JOB SAINTESS

LEVEL 8?

ATTRIBUTE

STRENGTH ?1?

AGILITY ?8?

INTELIGENCE 7??

STATUS

NAME MAGO

RACE HUMAN

JOB ARCH MAGE

LEVEL 9?

ATTRIBUTE

STRENGTH ??0

AGILITY ?0?

INTELIGENCE 9??

They were a paragon, a saint, and an arch-mage…Surely they could make Chis show a big smile…But their level is almost the same as the elves before, but their attributes are inferior to them.

The paragon asked Chis to show her status screen…Maybe this is a big mistake in here, and a big mistake for them…I hope this won’t create a bloodbath between them, and this is my first time to see her status screen..

Chis’s status screen appeared…

STATUS

NAME CHISTERA

RACE DEMON

JOB VAMPIRE LORD

LEVEL ??9

ATTRIBUTE

STRENGTH ???9?

AGILITY ??9??

INTELIGENCE 9????

VAMPIRE LORD…HUH…

The saint tried to recite the status screen, “Va…mp…ire…Lo..rd…!”

She looked at Chis…

After seeing her status screen, they were in shocked, immediately got up, and all of their hands started to emit a glow, which instantly, from that glowing formed their weapons; sword for the paragon, and the staffs for the saint and the archmage…Seeing they were summoning and sheathing their weapon, at once I reactivated the cafe skill…In just a second…

Their weapons disappeared in a dust…Surely it’s

They were confused, the paragon said, “IS THIS ALL YOUR DOING, DEMON?”

Chis found his word was a joke, and said, “ME?? IF I HAVE THIS KIND OF POWER, SURELY YOU WILL BE ANNIHILATED YEARS AGO…”

The saint said, “So who is the one who did this?”
Chis raised her hand and pointed at…they followed her pointed at…me…

They were surprised, the archmage said, “You are the person who did this?”

Chis said, “Tell them Darya, about it!”
I said, “First of all, it’s not my power or my magic or whatever you call it…”

The saint raised a question, “So what was it?"

“It’s this magic place…Once I activate the magic of this place, all kinds of power or magic can easily be negated, so there will be no power or magic in here…”

All of their faces were surprised and shocked, but the saint’s face was frightened…

She said some words nervously, “IT…IS…IMPOSSIBLE…TO…NEGATE…OR…REPEL…OUR WEAPON……All of our weapons came from the Goddess…there will be no mortal who can negate it…even make it disappeared like a dust…”

Chis suddenly said, “Apparently there is one in here…”

The saint slowly walked toward me…in front of me, she leaned her face in front of my face…and said, “WHO ARE YOU??”

I said with a flat tone, “A normal human???”

“You know a normal human will not live with that demon…”

Well, living with that demon is a…nightmare…mess…so…

“There is a thing that can make her here…”

“What is this “Thing” you are talking about…”

“As you can see, there was a customer who paid with a ring, and somehow there was that demon inside that ring…”

“Who was this customer??”

“You better not know it…trust me!! For your own good, and my shop policy; we respect our customer privacy…” They will be shocked to death if they know it was Lilith…

The archmage suddenly said, “Chistera…I think I had heard that name before…”

The saint pulled her face from my face, and looked at the archmage, said “You know her??”

I looked at Chis, she was just whatever, and not interested in them, and I caught her switching her drink with the jester…She was drinking latte at the moment…

The archmage said, “Heard or read…Somehow I am familiar with that name, I think I heard in the border of the demon territory…there was some rumor about that name…”

“So what are these rumors?” The saint asked.

“The rumor, there was a powerful demon that stayed beside the demon lord…but…because of her actions towards the demon lord, she was banished from the demon territory…”

The saint asked, “What were her actions?”

“It were…” The archmage seemed not to be eager to talk about it, her face became red…

“What were her actions?” The paragon joined to ask for it…

The archmage waved at them, to come closer to her, all of them whispered to each other…Suddenly, the saint’s face became so red…

After whispering to each other, the saint said to Chis, “Pervert!!”

Chis suddenly bursted her mouth, and spilled the drink, she said, “Who are you calling a pervert?”

I just looked at her…and I sensed they were staring at me, because I was with this pervert demon…I looked at them, and said,

“I didn’t do anything with her…” chastity is my first priority…

Suddenly, the front door opened by force, and slowly a figure…could be seen…

It was…

“YO HUMAN, I AM HERE TO PICK UP CHISTERA…MASTER WANTS HE—-”

We looked at the front door, it was Varania…

Goddammit!!! Great timing, there is another high ranking demon in here, with the saint, the archmage, and the paragon…what a great view…

Varania walked toward us…and said to me, “Hoooo, human, you were multiplying…” suddenly she looked at the jester, made her stare at him fiercely, “and Clown???”

The paragon suddenly spoke, “Who is this child?”
Oh no, he said the C-word…