The writer is out

The news came back on 10 minutes later. Kibe had calmed down a bit, but was still angry and had stacks of papers on her desk.

"Hello, sorry about all that. But seriously, who wasn't pissed off at that trash we all saw at 7:30 last night?" Kibe cheerfully stated.

"Are you fine to continue on your own?" Nakamura asked.

"Yes you old shit bag! Now go do something useful and dig up more dirt on Cringe!"

Nakamura sighed and left to do as she asked. If she weren't the TV station owner's daughter, she'd have been fired long ago for her behavior.

"Now have I got a scoop for you! Turns out the piece of shit that wrote Yowie Hunt season 2 is a cyberbully online known as Cringe11134. He enjoys starting flamewars and posting VERY and I mean VERY offensive comments. Viewer discretion is advised," Kibe said as some of Cringe's messages flashed on screen.

                                                                                 ...

Cringe fumed as he watched the news.

"YOU BITCH! WHY ARE YOU INSULTING MY POETRY!? I'M GONNA FLAME YOUR ASS!"

Before Cringe could type out his response, police suddenly burst into his room.

"Kazuya Amano, you're under arrest. Check his computer for evidence," the lead officer stated.

"NO! I'LL SUE YOU FOR THIS! I'M INNOCENT! THAT BITCH ON THE NEWS IS EVIL! THAT BITCH FUMIYO'S IN ON IT TOO!" Cringe protested as he was easily dragged away.

                                                                            ...

At the police station, Fumiyo snickered as Cringe was dragged in.

"Oh look, you FINALLY got arrested," she laughed.

"YOU BITCH! I'LL FLAMEWAR YOU!" Cringe protested.

"Muzzle him, and buzz off that hideous cut," the chief ordered as he arrived.

He then turned to Fumiyo as Cringe was dragged away.

"You anticipated all this correct?"

"I mean, I'm surprised he wasn't thrown in jail after he published his blog posts in a foot thick book," Fumiyo glared.

"You think we can just read through that? Besides, we had no hard evidence linking him to the blog post until he blatantly spelled it out in that TV special. Plus, that Jester fellow that appeared truly is a wanted criminal."

"Wait really? I thought it was just one of that piece of shit's dumb jokes. Anyway, I wanna film him getting booked so I can use it as the opening for season 3 of Yowie Hunt."

"Huh? Is that why you're dressed in a latex spider suit? I know you're my beloved daughter, but I-"

"O-ne-gai?" Fumiyo pouted.

"Fine, but the press gets access too."

                                                                             ...

After Fumiyo got her footage, she arrived at the studio to find Niles Thorndyke in full Dumbee mode.

"Guess he really does have street smarts like Nobuto said," Fumiyo thought as she handed out copies of the script.

"Um, where's my copy?" Luigi asked.

"No need, it's a simple role. Oh but you're gonna be playing it as Prune king."

Fumiyo then turned to the sound of heels clacking as the main actress for the show arrived.

"Arrogant, beautiful, and quite popular. Just like you suggested Nobuto. I'm gonna have fun tormenting her in season 3," Fumiyo thought.

                                                                         [End]