Chapter 79:

St. Patrick's day and Madoka's birthday

Spice of Life


St. Patrick's day eventually arrived, meaning various green foods were prominently featured.

"Good thing everyone wears green pants," Mimi grinned as she served food.

"So you got special matcha crepes for St. Patrick's day?" Madoka asked.

"That and a few Irish dishes and drinks too," Rika grinned.

"How about leprechauns?" a fat leprechaun with a purple beard asked.

"No- WAIT! It's YOU!"

The leprechaun then leapt onto the stage and began singing.

“Yo Yoi! I am the greatest criminal from the depths of Edo. The great daimyo of organized crime. Everyone fears my name! For every atrocity, I have attained! Murder! Kidnapping! Drug Smuggling! None can match my Might! Theft! Assault! War Crimes! All now fear my wrath! With my evil ninjitsu I will conquer all that’s good. They say Jesters are the fools, WELL WHO'S LAUGHING NOW DUMBASS! Lalalalalala! Jester-sama is the evil, dastardly, wicked, inhumane, dark ninjutsu daimyo! Oh oh oh oh! Yooooooo!”

Once he was done, Jester's ninjas then appeared and restrained and gagged all the female staff of Ryokoma and stuffed them in a large pot.

"Buwahahaha! Madoka! This time I've kidnapped the restaurant staff. If you don't kill yourself with er- THIS knife, I'm gonna turn these girls into molten golden girls!" Jester laughed as he tossed a knife to Madoka.

Madoka unamusingly glared at it before chucking it at breakneck speed into Jester's stomach. She then vanished and kicked him in the crotch sending him over the side of the balcony. Gnorville, whom was standing by the sedan, pulled out a rocket launcher and blasted Jester away.

"[FUCK YOU] MADOKA!" Jester cried as he flew off into the distance.

"BOSS!" the ninjas cried as they immediately charged after him only to get blasted by the rocket launcher.

"Looks like your place is leprechaun-proof," Madoka smiled as she freed the staff.

"Think we'll need to up our security each year on St.Patrick's day going forward," Rika grumbled.

A few days later...

Madoka stood proudly in front of the restaurant.

"Today's my birthday, and I got my Middle school uniform," Madoka smiled as she showed it off.

"So you're 13 now. Well birthday crepes for you," Rika smiled as she placed two mega sized crepes on the table.

"YAY! Birthday crepes!" Madoka cheered as she rushed for them.

"When did this place have crepes so big?" a patron asked.

"Just now. Now that our crepe goddess has grown a year older, the crepes can get bigger too," Rika grinned.

"Ugh, why is today of all days her birthday," Maju groaned as she walked in.

"What's so bad about today?"

"It's also Houdini's birthday. It's a sign dammit."

"Hmm, hmm, hmm! I've inherited all of Houdini's skills. When I get older, Momma will even let me attempt some of his most dangerous escapes," Madoka proudly huffed as she finished the crepes.

"Gone in minutes. Damn, well sadly I'm gonna have to put a limit of one mega crepe per table considering how large those suckers are," Rika stated.

"No worries, I like eating the regular sized more anyway, but this was a great birthday gift. Well, I'm off to-MMPH!"

Jester had kidnapped Madoka again.

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"Buwahahaha! You have the same birthday as Houdini? Fuck that guy! Well guess I'll get in the spirit and throw you in a mega Houdini deathtrap!" Jester laughed as Madoka was imprisoned upside down in a water tank.

"Buwahahaha! Now get me one of those- HUH!?"

Madoka had already escaped with ease.

"So you say you got more Houdini style death traps? Give em to me," Madoka glared.

"Alright smartass!"

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"No way you'll escape THIS time!" Jester laughed as he locked Madoka in a barrel and placed her in the middle of a sea of TNT.

Madoka then kicked the barrel open, stunning Jester, and kicked him in before speeding out.

"OI! LET ME OUT!" Jester cried.

Outside, Madoka effortlessly avoided all the hidden mines and escaped.

"No explosion? SHIT! She must have avoided the minefield!" Jester fumed as he began to roll around in the barrel.

The barrel then rolled outside and over a mine.

*KABOOM*

All the TNT barrels and mines exploded sending Jester flying off into the air.

"[FUCK YOU] MADOKA!" Jester cried as he flew away.

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"And I'm back," Madoka proudly huffed.

"So how was it?" Rika asked.

"Lame, his Houdini escape replicas sucked," Madoka stated.

"*Sigh* So are you here to mess with me?" Maju sighed.

"My birthday, I wanna be part of a magic show."

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Maju and Madoka appeared on stage at the restaurant as everyone watched.

"Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls! Today Mahora Maho has a birthday girl assistant..."

"The Escape Witch Gindini-chan!" Madoka smiled.

"Today, we're going to see if she can escape Harry Houdini's milk jug," Maju announced as she rolled in a milk jug.

"Looks way better than the lame one that clown had."

Madoka then hopped in and was sealed.

"Now could someone please check to ensure she's sealed?" Maju asked.

Masaru went up and checked.

"It's sealed."

"Great, now return to your seat," Maju said as she draped the milk jug in a blanket.

"Now on the count of three. 1, 2, 3!"

Madoka suddenly burst out through the top and juggled the opened padlocks before handing them to Maju.

"Uh, give it up for my assistant Gindini!" Maju nervously smiled.

"I'm gonna become a sexy hot magician!" Madoka smiled.

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