Chapter 49:

Chapter 49 The Mysterious Goblin Woods

Hermit's Diary



As Kaka and I approached the camp gate, the usual oppressive atmosphere felt strangely absent. The guards, who were typically relentless tormentors, appeared preoccupied and deep in thought. Their nervous demeanor replaced the usual sadistic glee that accompanied their interactions with the goblin slaves.

Kaka, keenly observing this shift in behavior, approached the gate guard with a humble posture, prostrating himself in an attempt to win favor, his bulbous nose almost touching the dirt as he groveled.

"Great and mighty guard," Kaka began, his voice dripping with feigned reverence.

"Kaka, the humble goblin slave, seeks passage beyond the gates. Our tent, the only shelter we have, is in dire need of repair. We need sticks, vines, and grass to mend it, to make it worthy in the eyes of the camp. Please, generous guard, allow passage."

The guard, seemingly absorbed in his thoughts, cast a distracted glance at Kaka.

"Brraaah! Shity slave! Gather your trash and be quick about it. I have bigger problems than your miserable tent," he grumbled, kicking Kaka's butt with a force that urged us to move along.

We scuttled past the gate, stepping onto the outskirts of the goblin camp. The familiar tall grass and twisted foliage welcomed us. Kaka, now on his feet, muttered under his breath, "Not normal, little one. The guards not acting right. Too nice. Not hurt Kaka at all. Keep close, stay low. We move quickly and quietly, get what we need, and return fast."

Kaka led the way, his erect ears twitching with heightened senses.

 "Keep close, little one. We gather what we need, and we scuttle back fast. No linger, no dawdle. Outside camp not safe with guards acting strange."

The tall grass field loomed before Kaka and me, a daunting landscape of swaying blades that concealed both hidden treasures and potential dangers. Armed with a makeshift bag we ventured into the labyrinth of greenery. The tall grass brushed against our naked bodies, scraping our sensitive skin.

Our first obstacle emerged as we encountered a swarm of buzzing insects, attracted by the vibrant colors of the flowers we sought. Kaka, with his grizzled experience, instructed me to gather the herbs swiftly while he used a leaf to fend off the persistent insects. 

"Bugs bad, Kaka. Me not like it. Hurty bites. Ouchies, they biting my bum-bum."

"Shhh... Little one, watch out for the bugs. Sneaky biters, they are. Always want a piece of goblin. Stay low, crawl like a snake. Sneak up on herbs."

The next challenge presented itself in the form of prickly brushwood, a tangled mess of thorns that seemed to thwart our progress. Kaka used a gnarled stick to part the thorny veil while I, with my tiny fingers, carefully plucked the needed herbs from within the brushwood. 

"Ouchie, Kaka! Grass poking butt!"

"Grass does not care about goblin comfort. Endure, endure! We need herbs for injured gobbie."

A few painful scratches adorned our goblin skin, but we pressed on.

As we delved deeper into the tall grass, the terrain grew uneven, and our spindly legs struggled to maintain balance on the ground. Mischievous roots tripped us, and the tall grass conspired to conceal lurking obstacles. Kaka grumbled, "Tricky ground, little one. Watch feet, watch roots. Don't want gobbie tumbling and getting hurt. No stepping on wriggly vines those are bad, very bad, little Hermit."

As we navigated the dense vegetation, our spindly goblin legs struggled to cut through the thick foliage. Unseen insects buzzed around, their irritating hum a constant reminder of the dangers surrounding us. The ground beneath us was uneven and treacherous, riddled with hidden holes that threatened to trip our already feeble forms.

The sunlight, flickering through the waving grass, cast eerie shadows that played tricks on our goblin senses. Every rustle of the wind became a potential threat, and we moved cautiously, our ears twitching at every unfamiliar sound.

Kaka, with his bulbous nose leading the way, guided us toward the areas where he remembered finding the herbs. But the tall grass, standing tall like a defiant fortress, concealed the herbs, forcing us to crawl on our bellies and dig through the dirt with our hands but we pressed on, our makeshift bag slowly filling with the meager harvest.

The shadows cast by the towering trees seemed to stretch and contort, playing tricks on our goblin senses. Kaka's eyes darted around, ever watchful for signs of danger. It was a delicate dance between gathering the necessary herbs and avoiding whatever ominous force seemed to linger in the forest.

The goblin woods, dense and mysterious, lay ahead of us. Kaka navigated through the tall grass, leading us deeper into the wilderness, following a narrow trail which led into the forest. The tall trees loomed overhead, their gnarled branches forming a canopy that blocked the sky.

The forest enveloped us in its eerie embrace as Kaka and I ventured into the tangled web of tall grass, our bodies beaten and bruised from the relentless torment of the goblin camp. Each step was a reminder of our suffering, our limbs ached with every movement, and the burden of our injuries weighed down our spirits.

As we trudged through the dense undergrowth, the thorns and brambles clawed at our sensitive skin, leaving fresh cuts and scratches on our already wounded flesh. Kaka winced with every prick, his face contorted in pain, but he pressed on, driven by the desperate need to save our fallen gobbie. Sweat dripped from our brows, mingling with the dirt and grime that coated our skin. Yet, we pushed forward.

But the forest was unforgiving, and it seemed as though every step forward was met with a new obstacle. Kaka stumbled over gnarled roots, his injured leg protesting with each movement. I, too, felt the sting of pain as my wounds protested the strain of our journey.

We stumbled upon a small clearing nestled within the towering trees. Suddenly, Kaka's keen eyes spotted a cluster of vibrant green leaves peeking out from beneath a tangle of vines. In the center of the clearing stood the object of our quest: the elusive herb we had been searching for.

But our moment of triumph was short-lived, for as we approached the herb, we realized that we were not alone. A sinister plant, its gaping maw lined with razor-sharp teeth, lurked nearby, its sweet scent drifting through the air.

Kaka's eyes widened in horror as he recognized the dreaded beast-eating plant. We had stumbled upon one of the forest's most dangerous predators, to us, goblins, a creature known to devour anything foolish enough to wander into its territory.

In a low voice strained with worry, Kaka spoke, "Keep low to the ground, little one. Make slow movements, and be mindful of your surroundings." His eyes scanned the dense undergrowth, searching for any signs of danger.

"Watch out for the vines," he cautioned, his voice tinged with urgency. 

"They're not ordinary vines. They'll ensnare you and pull you toward the monstrous bud of the plant. We must tread carefully, for one wrong step could spell disaster."

"I'm ready, Kaka," I eagerly squealed in agreement, my voice quiet.

 "I'll stay low and silent and careful, just like you said."

I fell to the ground and carefully followed Kaka's lead. Mimicking his slow movements, I crawled through the dense undergrowth, my heart pounding with every rustle of leaves and snap of twigs.

As Kaka plucked the herbs, tossing them into his makeshift basket, I mirrored his actions, my hands trembling with tension. Each herb collected brought us one step closer to healing our injured friend, and I was happy to do my part, careful not to disturb the surrounding vegetation. Minutes passed, and soon we had gathered all the herbs we needed, our task seemingly complete.

With an unfortunate misstep, Kaka, in his haste to leave, unwittingly trod upon the concealed vine, triggering a disastrous chain of events. In a swift and merciless motion, the vine sprang to life, its sinewy tendrils snaking around Kaka's scrawny leg. With a vicious tug, it yanked him off his feet, sending him sprawling to the forest floor, his limbs thrashing in a desperate escape bid.

I watched in horror as Kaka was tripped to the ground, the vine dragging him toward its ominous, gaping bud. I rushed to his aid, my heart pounding with fear and adrenaline, but Kaka, in a display of selflessness, shoved me away with frantic urgency. His voice, laced with panic, pierced the air as he urged me to safety, "Little one! Stay back! Stay away! Don't let the vines claim you too! Kaka will manage somehow!"

With each passing moment, the beastly plant tightened its grip, dragging Kaka closer to its gaping maw, where acidic droplets dripped ominously, promising a gruesome fate. Yet, despite the odds stacked against him, Kaka refused to yield. With sheer willpower etched upon his weathered face, he clawed desperately at the forest floor, his fingers digging into the earth in a desperate bid for purchase.

For a fleeting moment, it seemed as though hope had dawned as Kaka's trembling fingers found purchase on a withered tree root, his grip tightening with all the strength he could muster. But the plant, sensing his resistance, retaliated with ferocious resolve. More vines shot forth, coiling around Kaka's body with vice-like force, dragging him mercilessly toward the gaping maw of the ravenous plant.

Kaka clung to the root with a tenacity born of desperation, his knuckles turning white with the strain. Yet, in a cruel twist of fate, the withered root, unable to bear the weight of his burden, snapped abruptly, leaving only a jagged, broken remnant clutched tightly in Kaka's trembling hands.

As more of the vines coiled around him with a sinister hiss, Kaka's heart pounded with fear, his every muscle tensed with the desperate struggle for survival.

With each tightening coil of the vine, Kaka's breath grew shallow, his movements restricted by the relentless grip of the plant's tendrils. Beads of sweat glistened on his furrowed brow as he fought against the suffocating embrace of the foliage. His tiny fingers clawed desperately at the sinewy vines, but they only tightened their hold, constricting around him like a snake on its prey.