#065 Gross-ery List

Todd did not want to forget anything for tonight’s dinner so he made a grocery list.

First, he wrote down his cleaning supplies:

- Bleach for the mess Amanda would make 
- Laundry detergent for the stains she would inevitably leave on his clothing.

Then, he wrote down what he needed for the preparation of the meat:

- Pepper and salt
 - A meat grinder
- He already had a cleaver.

Lastly, he decided to splurge on something fun:

- Razor blades to cut into her flesh.
 - A spoon to gauche out her eyes.

Oh, he could already hear her screams. Today’s meal would be delicious…